• France has the Louvre. WHAT does
the United States even have??
Cloyd Rivers
A flag on the Moon.
Back to Back World War
Championships.
Bass Pro Shops
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    • No other nation on earth has done more for land conservation and cataloguing of species then America. Our natural science museums are unmatched throughout the world. Our aquariums preserve many species. All the while Europe collectively jerks it dick to a glorious history long gone.
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    • Unfortunately, the American flags on the moon have been bleached white by solar radiation. Now, they all look like French flags...
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    • The Louvre pyramid is 71 feet tall. The Bass Pro Pyramid is 322 feet tall
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    • God i love the fish pyramid
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    • Statue of Liberty, St. Louis arch, Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, DC, Lincoln memorial, Washington monument, a wide array of terrain, national parks, a high crime rate
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    • Too bad all of our attractions have been vandalized and destroyed. Oh and NYC will never be the same.
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    • Imperial assload of National Parks, beautiful valleys, hardworking farmers and the best fucking southern sweet tea ever.
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    • We don’t have a white flag
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    • The statue of liberty, the golden gate bridge, the empire state building, mount Rushmore, the Washington monument, the Lincoln memorial, Yellowstone national park, and freedom.
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    • The US has zero surrenders
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    • The statue of liberty...... That France gave us
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    • The fucking Smithsonian makes the louve look like a gift shop get the fuck outta here
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    • Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, Mt. Rushmore
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    • France is gay
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    • Rock n roll hall of fame
      _Kenye_ 14 jul
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    • Fish pyramid > pandora's square movie or whatever
      IsLum 14 jul
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    • What America lacks in history we more than made up for in other areas. The fact that we became the world's strongest superpower after existing less than 200 years at the time is unprecedented. That's something no other country can come close to bragging about
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    • Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, Statue of Liberty, and actual sweet tea, to name a few
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    • Don’t forget Dave and busters
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    • Gun rights, freedom, Vegas, Hollywood, Florida, mass businesses in New York, Jeff bezos, Elon musk, free refills, free water, air conditioning, bigger bathtubs, cheaper food, cheaper housing,
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    • WE GOT A BASS PRO SHOP!
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    • The Smithsonian
      Fiv35 14 jul
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    • We have deodorant (and use it too)
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    • Bass pro shop: 322 feet tall ✅ iconic merchandise ✅ memorable name and logo ✅ go to for all your fishing needs ✅ located in the USA ✅ Louvre: 71 feet tall ❌ no officially licensed merchandise 😤 weird ass hard to pronounce name 😬 sells NO fishing supplies 🤮 located in Britain or something idk
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    • Also the luxor in las vegas if we are just basing this based off pyramids.
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    • We win every football game
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    • Each country has its own special thing. So stop thinking France is better than America
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    • BACK TO BACK WW CHAMPS BBY
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    • Library of Congress
      TheCheat 15 jul
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    • Right on red
      Amuse 15 jul
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    • We never lost war. it was our decision to stop fighting but we couldve blown those rice bags to shreds like we did to the japanese
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    • The fucking Smithsonian you moron
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    • iEatAss_ 15 jul
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    • The US has the Luxor and bass pro shops.
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    • I know what you guys want
      CarFriend 15 jul
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    • stop. just with the back to back championships is enough
      omega819 14 jul
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    • The UK also has back to back championships lol the Germans are 0-2 but at least they could help the Americans go to space and create the A bomb
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    • I’ve been to the top of this thing at sunset and it was more beautiful than any foreign sight I’ve seen
      MrUSA1776 14 jul
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    • People forgetting France is back to back world war champs as well?
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    • Calm down France.
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    • When the aliens come down all they really wanna see is the pyramid by the river down in Memphis, Tennessee. Made of glass and some brass it’ll knock you on your ass make your damn jaw drop Whats That? It’s our bass pro shop. Duh what’d you think it was? Doesn’t every city have a big ass pyramid by t
      Zekkoh 15 jul
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    • I get everyone hates France but without the help of the French the US wouldn’t have gained its independents
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    • BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS! BASS PRO SHOPS!
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    • We have trump
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    • A metric fuckton of nukes
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    • We have a lot of red necks
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    • Victory in every world series.
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    • We have the worlds largest McDonalds
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    • I competed in the 2014 IBJJF world championship in a pyramid like that in long Beach is it a bass pro now wtf 🤣🤣
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    • The flag on the moon has likely faded to white, making it french
      Drong 14 jul
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    • Grand canyon
      IamABird 14 jul
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    • Zekkoh 15 jul
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    • Responsibility for the philosophy that would lead to their own revolution.
      matt55 15 jul
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    • Not going to lie, that’s a pretty fucking ingenious design whoever thought that up should get a raise. Before that one dumbass comments “noOoOO hrrnggg the pyramids already existed!!!” That’s fine, I don’t give a fuck. This is still cool to look at.
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    • Mekanik 15 jul
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    • Idk I like America
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    • World war 1, world war 2, back to back champions of United States god damn America baby!
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    • Hey does anyone have that video of the baby deadlifting that weight over his head, throwing it down and the screaming? I need it for an argument with my brother
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    • Work at Cabelas and Bass Pro has made everyone’s job so much harder than it has to be.
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    • World war champions
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    • France also has a destroyed capital city that lets women get ra[ped by refugees at the base of the Eiffel Tower
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    • The Smithsonian
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    • And the fact that we innvented pretty much everything good
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    • Freedom
      kickup 15 jul
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    • They made the midnight club 2 map in real life wow
      jchess 15 jul
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    • the louvre is amazing to explore, the long building around it is filled with art, and it goes below the surface to connect with the rest of the louvre. all of the amazing statues, the mona lisa, and then it goes underground another layer, to showcase coffins, mid evil styles, and so much more. (1/2)
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    • We also have another pyramid in Las Vegas if I’m right
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    • Also the met and the Smithsonian. So. Fuck the French
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    • The fucking Smithsonian.
      _MOTHRA_ 15 jul
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    • Oh let's see: the Washington monument, the Lincoln memorial, the stone of MLK, the Thomas Jefferson memorial and this is just D.C. alone. Mount Rushmore, the Liberty Bell, the Statue of Liberty (which came from France but still counts) the Little Big Horn Battlefield memorial, etc.
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    • FLAVOR TOWN
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    • Y'all made the Louvre for your priceless artifacts. We made a bigger one for fishing shit. Imagine if we actually wanted to make something.
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    • Shit load of latinos that love USA, love president Trump and really believe you guys gay, like no, for real, from Mexico to Argentina and everyone in the Caribbean, we think France is gay, really, don't let anyone fool you, that's what we think. En serio, pregunta, ya veras. A la verga jotos!!!
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    • France is gay
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    • Moody Gardens
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    • North Carolina
      NC_Gang 15 jul
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    • We have Freedom!
      wspyder 15 jul
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    • What does the US have? A high quality art museum in every major city.
      DarwinIV 15 jul
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    • Fucking freedom
      Necrotix 15 jul
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    • Twin toweohhhh wait....... ohh god no
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    • the statue of liberty, the Washington monument, the Smithsonian's, multiple museums in every large city, a flag on the moon, the greatest military on earth, freedom, we beat the British in a war (which France couldn't in the 100 years war and Britain was the downfall of Napoleon's regime), and more
      spencert 14 jul
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    • The French one is a pussy pyramid too
      pastaboi 14 jul
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    • Texas is nearby
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    • I live near the bass pro pyramid. It's truly a sight to behold
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    • Yeah don’t talk bad about my bass shop
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    • Congrats on your museum filled with art and antiquities stolen from Italians, Egyptians and subsaharan Africans. Like everything else in your country worth seeing it is a monument to how you were the world’s biggest assholes right up until you were too weak to be assholes anymore
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    • And the knowledge that if it wasn't for the U.S. y'all would be speaking German right now.
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    • Statue of Liberty, Chicago's Bean, The Gateway Arch, Grand Canyon, Yellowstone Park, Yosemite Park, Empire State Building, Times Square, Golden Gate Bridge, Disneyworld, all of Hawaii, and your fatass mom french boi
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    • We have Florida now pipe down before I release some of my pet meth addicts
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    • Why would they ruin one of if not THE greatest art museums in the world with that eyesore
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