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    • To make it fair, the military was the ones surrendering in both occasions.
      trollpoker 22 dec
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    • It’s not the French people who are cowards, it’s the French government
      The_MI6 22 dec
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    • rGreenText 23 dec
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    • France did a lot in ww1 and they deployed twice as many soldiers as the US and most of them saw front line action so they lost more than any allied nation. It was ww2 where they collapses in a couple months.
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    • tfw france surrenders to the most powerful military in the world in ww2 and gets shit on for eternity, but the U.S. loses a war to a bunch of fucking Vietnamese farmers and everyone ignores it
      kissfag 23 dec
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    • Does everyone always forget World War 1 where France lost 1.3 million men and still won the war, carrying a large part of the weight on the Western front
      6 1
    • The best tactic if your French is to have the enemy conquer you then revolt against the new government.
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    • The French actually have one of the best win loss records in military history. They just did superbly bad after 1815.
      6 4
    • So weak the only one they can beat is themselves
      TGIVAN1 23 dec
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    • France is the only country the French feel confident fighting.
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    • Oh STFU, I'm fucking tired of this, yes they may have surrendered from ww2, what about ww1, they stood their God damn ground in verdun and fucking won, they fought that war out, and was was your precious Russia doing? Surrendering to to pRoTeStS
      aidofett356 23 dec
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    • But the french was a dominant power only rivaled by the british till the 1900s where a war took place on their soil for majority of the war and was left bankrupt at the end of it only to be suprised attacked by the prepared german reich while the french didnt have a army to defend its borders
      5 3
    • Everyone ripping on France's military strength are just people still salty about Napoleon fucking them over
      4 2
    • I mean Napoleon did great, nearly invincible, and it took nearly all of Europe coming together, and Russian winter to stop him
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    • The french government is weak but the people are vicious
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    • Is everyone forgetting that France was a military powerhouse, and their surrendering is actually testament to how fucked WW1 and WW2 were?
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    • Remember when the French helped us become a nation? I do.
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    • French people are bad ass rebellious niggas, ther government is their literal bitch
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    • Nah, they’re good at the revolutions because the only people they’re bigger pussies than them is their government.
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    • rGreenText 23 dec
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    • Yah let’s ignore ww1 and the Napoleonic wars
      5 1
    • In ww1 the French where pretty bad ass
      p00n_tang 23 dec
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    • To be fair the French saved our asses in our revolution from the Brits and saved our asses again in WW1. And Napoleon was a badass too.
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    • French niggas out here sharpening guillotines
      VaginaFace 23 dec
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    • France historically has one of the best militaries tho
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    • SaberChan 23 dec
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    • France had possibly the best knights in Europe. The issue was, the government couldn’t afford to hire them for wars. And if the knights didn’t think the battle was worthy of their skills, they wouldn’t participate. So the French had to surrender quite a bit.
      Migraine 26 dec
      3
    • France has won the vast majority of its military conflicts and kicked the collective ass of Europe that one time.
      3 5
    • Because the citizens are stronger than their government
      Jhandz93 23 dec
      3
    • Napoleon sure won a few wars *cough* *cough*. And they helped us win the revolutionary war, plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      OlDutchyBoi 23 dec
      3
    • France has been our ally and we’ve been theirs yet we shit on them for no reason
      DIEU_HUGO 23 dec
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    • Why do people forget they were the last to surrender to the Germans
      SHRILLINGZ 23 dec
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    • How many soldiers does it take to successfully defend Paris? We don't know, it's never been done before. :p kek
      keiome 23 dec
      3
    • If by “a war” you mean the Second World War and really only that war, then yes
      ErikdaRed 23 dec
      3
    • They kicked ass in ww1 but by the time wwII started France was still weak from the previous war so it had to surrender to save civilian lives
      tarnett13 23 dec
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    • campaign vs multiplayer
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    • Nihilism_ 23 dec
      3
    • Frenchs' people are fucking savages but their government is a quivering asshole of an underage child talking to their priest
      CosmicCosmos 23 dec
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    • Often Vikings would invaded Paris just so the French would pay them to leave, this happened multiple times
      3am_Comics 23 dec
      3 1
    • Apevia 23 dec
      3 1
    • Napoleon kicked ass though
      ddm1300 23 dec
      3
    • The French have a terrible army. Their civilians, however....
      cappiam 23 dec
      3 1
    • That’s because they know in a revolution the only people they have to fight are other French people
      Mini_Putin 23 dec
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    • haha get it, REVOLUTION? Because he is on a WHEEL?
      Colbasaur 23 dec
      3
    • In france’s defense if they had not surrendered they would have been obliterated by the germans so it’s fight and die or surrender and wait for allies to help and in the mean time make a resistance which they did
      MOMO136 23 dec
      3
    • Americans should be grateful. Without France the US wouldn’t be a country.
      EK69 23 dec
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    • One thing you can give credit to the French for at least is they honored their treaty with Poland unlike the pussy English
      krat1 23 dec
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    • I will never understand this view therenwas a clear reason as to why France surrendered and it was for the better this is just one war mind you France has won more wars then they have lost
      Dezerkerx2 23 dec
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    • Anyone remember that France has been regarded as one of the best militaries in Europe for the longest time prior to being forced to surrender in WW2? Wasn’t really their fault... they were pushed back. They could have fought for another month, but why? Everyone would have died
      Abigail_mtf 23 dec
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    • The French are cheese eating surrender monkeys
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    • Hanare 23 dec
      3
    • Napoleon would like a word with you. As would the French Army circa 1915 and the French Resistance
      Roma_Puella 23 dec
      3
    • Everyone kicks France’s ass. Even the French
      SoccerFan007 23 dec
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    • MirroredIce 23 dec
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    • They're good at fighting themselves
      WanaBK8 22 dec
      3
    • Actually if you even look in the slightest of the history of France you'd know France has won most wars and kicked ass in the past and still do. They're massively underrated in history.
      OwneyMemes 26 dec
      2
    • But Revolutions are wars
      OwneyMemes 26 dec
      2
    • Right let’s just completely underpin the achievements of the French military durning the Second World War and the wild shit that happened because they wouldn’t surrender
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    • The french are only "brave" fighting weaker enemies, like other french
      danidanfm 25 dec
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    • Why does everyone one forget about France in ww1
      nakedthanos 24 dec
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    • They literally were faced with surrender, or we destroy you all.
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    • France has a pretty good record with winning battles and wars. The whole "The french are cowards" meme came from WW2 when France was forced to surrender or face a similar fate as Poland
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    • I mean without the French navy we probably never would've defeated the British in the revolutionary war
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    • Even in ww2 the french were still fighting
      element53 23 dec
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    • The French created a large resistance that fought valiantly against the the German occupation
      youngscrub 23 dec
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    • France was actually a world power until the whole world war 2 thing, they just weren’t economically or supportively ready for war. Not to mention Germany entered France right next to their capital.
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    • Napoleon declared war on all of Europe at once after coming to power and nearly brought the continent to his knee. He also was almost one of the only foreign countries to successfully occupy fucking MOSCOW, something only Poland had done. And even during the Ancien regime, France was always powerful
      PyroStorm 23 dec
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      SubwayHentai 23 dec
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    • France has one of the best military records of any nation in history
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    • A French civilian will fucking murder your whole family with a bauget and a cigar their military will deem you to strong and wave a white flag
      Regirock 23 dec
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    • In history the french were actually pretty aggressive
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    • There’s something that separates most fighting forces in the world from that of America’s. Every other country fights wars for honor or because they are told to. It is those soldiers’ jobs. Certainly, many will give their lives in the name of their country, but what distinguishes America is our
      SteamedPunk 23 dec
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    • The only war the french can win is a civil war
      Pragmatic 23 dec
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    • Have people forgotten they conquered an empire the size of the Roman’s?
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    • The French were the goat in ww1
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    • Thats because even france finds it easy to kick frances ass
      njorp 23 dec
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    • CHUNGUS
      PapaRook46 23 dec
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    • I could talk for 30 minutes about how France had solid planning in WW2 but got fuckin cucked by Leopold III of Belgium.
      SovietGengar 23 dec
      2
    • Napoleon disagrees
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    • Of course? They're fighting France why should they be scared.
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    • Not to ruin the joke but France actually has about a 50% win/lose ratio
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    • That because during a revolution they are fighting other French people. Who could possibly be afraid of that?
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    • Is the one to the left from American dad, Family guy or the Cleveland show
      redster2280 23 dec
      2 1
    • Chris;That's a way better gift than that buff hamster you bought me for my birthday! All its done is run on that wheel for the past 3 weeks. Can i pick it up? Peter; I wouldn't.
      Slow2Spool 23 dec
      2 1
    • The French government is still a joke that goes against it’s peoples wishes
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    • I posted this this morning
      spicybeef 23 dec
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    • The desire to fight is a powerful thing.
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    • LewdThing 23 dec
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