i don't understand why people don't
instantly respond to "what would your
dream superpower be" with the ability
to manipulate probability.
think about it. what's the chance
someone will drop 1miI in front of
me? 0%? let's make that 100%. what's
the probability i'll wake up tomorrow
and be X gender?100%.what'sthe
probability my bathtub is ﬁlled with
mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee [ can conﬁrm this
would be terrifying as fuck