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    • Tell them you've been using Swift since the day it came out
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      • “Entry level position. Must have two years experience, masters degree, 700+ credit score, speak 4 languages, and have mythic jaina on farm
        Tf2GMod 8 feb
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        • If this don't explain the modern workforce
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          • Laughs in c++, c, python, php, html, and cobalt
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            • You look real stupid right now...
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              • Maybe Swift identified as straight five years prior🤔
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                • Imagine being the creator of Swift and you still don’t qualify for the job.
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                  • Swift is also a trucking company. That's honestly what came to mind before reading the second half
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                    • Pro tip: all those “ten years of experience required” jobs know FULL WELL you don’t have that experience. They’re actually looking for people able to sack up and apply even though they don’t meet the requirements.
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                      • Taylor swift has been around for some time bro wyta
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                        • Swift is also a trucking company
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                          • You should "swiftly" pass on that job because it already seems like bullshit
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                            • Swift is a trucking company
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                              • This used to be a big thing. Companies would post logically impossible job openings, then whine to the govt that overseas work was taxed. That's why they removed the additional taxes on offshore labor.
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                                • Tell them that, I feel like they know it’s only been out 3 years and that if people show up to interview like “ya I’ve been working with it for 8 years” they’ll know they’re lying.
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                                  • No guy has 8 years of Swift experience. She can’t hold down a relationship for more than 2.
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                                    • Probably intentional. The right candidate would point that out
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                                      • Swift is also a very shitty commercial transportation company (trucking)
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                                        • Entry level job: 5-10 years experience. “Why don’t we get job applications?” Company hurts itself in confusion
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                                          • It's so people don't lie and say they have like 8+ years of experience
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                                            • Not possible. You get like 2 years of Swift and a song about you. That’s it
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                                              • I thought it said 8+ years of Taylor Swift experience
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                                                • Maybe it’s a trick question to see who knows their shit
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                                                  • Let’s hope you’re a swift learner
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                                                    • The job opening is a bait basically. They wanna see who is lying.
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                                                      • It probably says 8 years of swift or of another transferable language, which i agree is worded badly but makes more sense
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                                                        • Seems about right when in this world an entry level job requires 10+ years experience
                                                          aSouLess 8 feb
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                                                          • I was think swift trucking lol
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                                                            • They also want you skilled in graphic design, SEO, 5 years customer service experience, able to dead lift 5000lb, and work with Karen.
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                                                              • I thought this was a Taylor Swift meme
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                                                                • I thought swift experience was a bunch of bad break ups with boyfriends
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                                                                  • I thought it meant Taylor swift experience at first
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                                                                    • Swift is also a trucking company... You moron.
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                                                                      • Everyone wants to hire an 18 year old with 15 years of Engineering experience.
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                                                                        • Thanks, HR department.
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                                                                          • I've seen jobs in my feild labeled as "entry level" that I don't qualify for. (I have 4 years of schooling and 8 years of in the field work experience)
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                                                                            • I hate "entry level" positions that require 5+ years experience. Like, do you want fresh graduates or not?
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                                                                              • "Welcome to the saltys splatoon. How tough are ya?" "I learned how to program" "ya, so?" "LUA" "right this way sir"
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                                                                                • No swift is a trucking company that hires toddlers to drive for them ○_○
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                                                                                  • Swift is also a trucking company
                                                                                    OneForAll 11 feb
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                                                                                    • And yes it has been three years since Taylor Swift has stopped being relevant. It is good day.
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                                                                                      • Python Bois where you at
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                                                                                        • Swift is a truck driving company
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                                                                                          • Swift is also a trucking company that has more trucks everywhere but on the road
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                                                                                            • I wouldve thought the meant swift the trucking company with the worst drivers on earth
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                                                                                              • Damn... you gotta use time machines to go back in time to get a job these days...
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                                                                                                • It's because HR does the hiring and they don't know HTML from C++ from a hole in the ground
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                                                                                                  • I've been listening to Taylor Swift longer than that. Sign me up!
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                                                                                                    • Honestly why do companies be like that. Just give me a fucking job m8
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                                                                                                      • The first thing that came to my mind when I read this was “damn, they’re looking for someone to fuck some shit up”. Swift is also a trucking company and their drivers are notorious for crashing in stupid ways 😂 there are whole video compilations of their crashes.
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                                                                                                        • Thought they were talking about Swift trucking.. 8 years of experience there and you’re still a shitty driver
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                                                                                                          • Honestly was thinking of the trucking company that hires the worst drivers around
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                                                                                                            • So...apply, and point that out diplomatically in the interview
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                                                                                                              • They probably meant 8+ years of iOS programming but whoever made the job listing is dumb af....as annoying as swift can be, I’m glad the objective - c days are over....for the most part
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                                                                                                                • My dumb ass though Taylor swift
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                                                                                                                  • Python nibbas where u at?
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                                                                                                                    • Corporate middle-management HR people in a nutshell
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                                                                                                                      • Applications shouldn’t depend on time of experience, but rather quality of experience
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                                                                                                                        • I'm happy a programming meme got featured!!
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                                                                                                                          • "Girls expectations"
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                                                                                                                            • I must not be apart of this generation I thought of swift trucking company
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                                                                                                                              • I thought they were talking about the trucking company
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                                                                                                                                • Well you best get started
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                                                                                                                                  • Well if that ain't the world in a nutshell idk what is
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                                                                                                                                    • Imagine using Java when you could use scratch
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                                                                                                                                      • People use Taylor all the time
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                                                                                                                                        • This boy duuuuuumb. There’s a semi company called swift that has its own training that you have to certify for.
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                                                                                                                                          • I thought he meant phil swift
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                                                                                                                                                • So it doesn’t Taylor to your needs?
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                                                                                                                                                    • Swift is also a trucking company
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                                                                                                                                                      • I think they mean the move swift from pokemon
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                                                                                                                                                        • I thought they were talking about Taylor Swift no joke
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                                                                                                                                                          • I’ve been listening to Taylor for a long time
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                                                                                                                                                            • I guess he gained experience.... swiftly.
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                                                                                                                                                              • Python gang where you at
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                                                                                                                                                                • Do you mean the trucking company? There's a trucking company called Swift
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Like a Black Knight once Sayed "I'll bite you legs off"
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                                                                                                                                                                    • That’s the government looking for bootleg time traveling machines.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jump in the hyperbolic time chamber for 8 days
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Good thing to bring up during the interview. Call them out on their shit, and most like get hired
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                                                                                                                                                                          • came out three years ago, just like this feature
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jobs are retarded
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                                                                                                                                                                              • When entry level jobs require 6 years of experience
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                                                                                                                                                                                • When the legal age to start working over here is 15 but they want 15 year olds to have 6 years+ of work
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • What if you've been listening to Taylor Swift for 8 years? Would that count?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • That’s actually a great way to filter out faked resumes
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • This is a trick companies use to weed out people who lie on resumes. They are well aware its impossible to have 8 years so anyone that says they do are turned away whereas people who tell the truth about having something like 2-3 years are actually considered
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Are you sure they aren't talking about the truck drivers
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sounds about right. This is just another day in Murcia.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • That’s our fucking job market
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Easy way to know the manager is dumb and you are too good for the job.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Who tf use Swift? Python gang rise up
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Swift is also a shitty trucking company.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • IT jobs just put scary wording in their descriptions to weed out idiots I haven’t got an IT job yet that I met all the requirements for.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Just be like "I discovered swift 8 years before anyone else... im over qualified."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Tell them you used to drive for the trucking company Swift
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • First I was like “Taylor Swift experience?” 😂
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