Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed
"buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
SpareParts SpareParts
16 nov 2020
Former US President Calvin Coolidge enjoyed "buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him"
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you."
The NPC:
80iy 80iy
12 jan 2021
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you." The NPC:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?"
ME:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?" ME:
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
19 jan 2021
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
Damn... I'm kinda
tired of living through these major historical events
Annihilus Annihilus
7 jan 2021
Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
Season 6 Episode 6
ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY
PRE IB
Macatnight
22 jun
Season 6 Episode 6 ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY PRE IB
My mom looking at a meme I found
Meth Meth
3 feb
My mom looking at a meme I found
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
YRRAH YRRAH
3 mar
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
Tabby Tabby
1 nov 2020
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
nick_11B nick_11B
28 may
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing