Forgetting something?
if
pungent_yeetdrive_2 pungent_yeetdrive_2
16 dec 2020
Forgetting something? if
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Beth14 Beth14
20 sep 2020
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
We ain't like other triplets
@ZaheerAmien
times"
"wtf man, I already shot that chick two
cermhit cermhit
26 jan
We ain't like other triplets @ZaheerAmien times" "wtf man, I already shot that chick two
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Tortoisle Tortoisle
11 feb
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
ats a cute outfit.
Did your husband give it to you?
AaronH522 AaronH522
26 sep 2020
ats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
25 sep 2020
I JUST GOT A KITTEN AND MY DOG IS TREATING IT AS HER OWN
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite
Friend: You named him "fortnite"?
Me: No....
4 His name is Garbage.
TheFinestTrashYT TheFinestTrashYT
29 oct 2020
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite Friend: You named him "fortnite"? Me: No.... 4 His name is Garbage.
When you can feel one of your
fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack
I must break you
When you can feel one of your fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack I must break you