Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
AdviceTaco AdviceTaco
26 apr
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
"I can't come I'm having guests over"
guests over:
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
"I can't come I'm having guests over" guests over:
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
The look she was going for vs what she got
The look she was going for vs what she got
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house
Liar
CryHarder CryHarder
25 may
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house Liar
Mace Windu greeting Anakin in the afterlife:
Mace Windu greeting Anakin in the afterlife:
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on
Memory go Blank, Blank
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when I call his name when he has no collar on Memory go Blank, Blank
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
ConsTRUCTING AN
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
Fuck
THERE'S A
PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL
Heck If Rnow Comics
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
23 sep 2020
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE ! WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see - NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL ConsTRUCTING AN \KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS! Fuck THERE'S A PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL Heck If Rnow Comics
Thats him, thats the kid that picks
on me
redldue redldue
23 sep 2020
Thats him, thats the kid that picks on me
The perfect graffiti doesn't exi...
HoloTheLostWolf HoloTheLostWolf
19 mar
The perfect graffiti doesn't exi...
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
When you use the microwave
The food: The bowl:
MurkDirty MurkDirty
18 jan 2021
When you use the microwave The food: The bowl:
no one:
Egyptian gods:
Th3Architect Th3Architect
30 mar
no one: Egyptian gods:
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...