Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
Go to sleep & it will be ok
grossLeagueOfMemes grossLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne Go to sleep & it will be ok
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
Xavier
Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos..
hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
ThePersianCat ThePersianCat
10 nov 2020
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! Xavier Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos.. hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me...
Him:
Her: He is probably out there, cheating on me... Him:
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Tortoisle Tortoisle
11 feb
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
dirtydog69 dirtydog69
2 mar
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Sheo_Bateman Sheo_Bateman
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
>Barges into any discussion or argument
>Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?"
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
>Barges into any discussion or argument >Asks "Who do you think the enemy is?" >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves
If you don't have anything
nice to say, say it anyways.
Folks need to truth! hear the truth!
Tik
@jayrscottyy
if
Vergil Vergil
26 jan 2021
If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyways. Folks need to truth! hear the truth! Tik @jayrscottyy if
x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
Pug owners: "My little cutie"
The pug:
LegendaryChipRack LegendaryChipRack
20 jan 2021
Pug owners: "My little cutie" The pug:
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme