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    • and for some their last day in general, please be safe if you're lighting fireworks guys, and don't do it drunk
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    • Some fucker blew up a car near my house and started a fire. Now I'm evacuated.
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    • Jokes on you. Tomorrow they’ll have 10 fingers and 9 toes.
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    • Better 9 fingers than be a socialist
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    • Everyone press F in advance to pay respects to their hand
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    • And it will be the best day of their life
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    • So there was this guy in highschool that was a fuckin prick to me and my brother, lived right down the street from us at the time. Now hes still in that same meth town and missing a good portion of his fingers from fireworks and that makes me happy. Am I horrible?
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    • Don't light fireworks after using hand sanitizer!Very dangerous!
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    • Worth it
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    • Jason Pierre Paul
      Rico1913 4 jul
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    • Going off u.s. statistical analysis. The odds of the person reading this will die at some point in their life is 100%
      BigTime 5 jul
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    • I watched a guy blow up his hand on the 26th
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    • Fuck Governor Cuomo. All my homies hate Governor Cuomo
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    • I think I just heard who it was, and it could very well be my next door neighbors lmao
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    • It's called: light it and get away quickly. You dumb cunts
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    • Terry?
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    • Unless I eat them I’ll be fine
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    • I wonder how many crackhead dicks were lost yesterday
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    • *Jason Pierre paul intensifies*
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    • You won’t have any fingers by the time I’m done with you
      chopstew 5 jul
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    • I was at a Fourth of July party 3 years ago and some friend of one of my friends was there (he was a big drinker and was tolerated by very few) and after this guy was totally shitfaced, decided it would be a good idea to start lighting m80’s and throwing them under parked cars. The party (con.)
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    • I'm fire cracker Jim goddamn it
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    • I know one here in compton blew off his fucking hand with sone illegals
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    • That man is me
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    • Today I shall gain another five
      Weird 4 jul
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    • Nah. They nerfed all the fireworks.
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    • Gotta love brain dead idiots. They give us so many interesting stories
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    • Some 12 year old just down the street blew his entire foot off
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    • Okay this is like my story for today, I loaded a four wheeler with a flat tire on the bed of my one ton. it makes it halfway up the ramp with a flat tire before it dives off to the left. My friend tries to catch me, whilst holding Captain America's shield(Don't worry it's a clone not the real thing)
      GRABHER 5 jul
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    • It’s worth it
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    • Luckily for me, I’ll gain a few fingers
      Adrian_6 5 jul
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    • Does anyone think of that one Family Guy scene when reading that?
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    • Peter Griffin bunker buster ultra mega super
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    • I survived this year
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    • F
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    • Me and my brother shot Roman candles at protesters destroying someone's truck
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    • I set off a firework yesterday but some kid kicked it over AS IT WAS LIT and put a hole in my garage door like I was yelling “don’t get close” as he suddenly ran up. He kicked it and dipped.
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    • And that persons gonna be me 😇
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    • Jason Pierre Paul
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    • You guys have 10?
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    • Someones*
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    • Yea my dads cooking rn and just burned himself twice. Send prayers for the poor fool
      dude101 4 jul
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    • Not just someone, but multiple someones
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    • Sad they no make m80s any more
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    • Ill see yall on either medically or Savage paramedics instagram
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • put it in reverse terry
      _nyah 5 jul
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    • Where are they legal to buy?
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    • Good
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    • If you think that’s bad, a couple hundred people may die today solely due to fireworks.
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    • I blew up a 5 gallon jug of gasoline with two ounces of firework powder in a bag suspended right above the gas and a 1 foot fuse. The explosion was huge and there was fire everywhere
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    • That’s probably true for most days
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    • One time my brother popped a fire work in his hand and his skin grew over the wound and he named his “zombie finger”
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    • Probably someone in Florida
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    • Could just as well have a picture of my table saw. Now flipping the bird with my left hand is an exercise in futility.
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    • Jason Pierre Paul
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    • It’s 5pm here during my shift in ER. So far nobody blew off a hand yet (like last year), but we did just get someone who was shot in the butt. Stay safe
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    • *laughs in freedom*
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    • We had one of those and my friend put it next to a frog, somehow it survived
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    • But when it happens, they'll have a good story to tell.
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    • Nah, as long as you dont wrap your fingers around it, you'll be good
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    • r/eyeblech
      HiBistc 5 jul
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    • Wait why would yiu post this if you no longer have ten fing- ohhh
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    • i only have one thumbprint now god bless this nation
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    • I woke up this morning with eleven wtf
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    • Or a hand
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    • Ur late
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    • I truly hope it happens to at least 10000 people
      almaz343 7 jul
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    • Tom and jerry
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    • One of my co workers son in laws now has too less
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    • Ur kidding me right? All I’ll have left is ten fingers
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    • Liggy505 7 jul
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    • That's better than being their last day with two ass cheeks
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    • I wish fireworks were legal in my state, I so badly want to fuck around with m80's and big shit like that
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    • Imagine losing your finger to a firework one year and them having it happen again later
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    • I just bought 3 big boxes of m100s 🙄😉👍
      josh5922 7 jul
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    • well an artillery shell shot right at my family. it decided to directly hit me and now I'm bruised and have 2nd degree burns on my side. plus when it exploded some of it hit my eye so I lost sight in my left eye. worth it.
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    • I lit my first ones this year. Felt awesome.
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    • Wait... you guys have ten fingers?
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    • Happened to me in 2017. Greenwik fuses burn 10 seconds for every inch so we cut 6 inches. Turns out it was a cheap knock off and burned half a second per inch. I threw it but it didn't get very far.
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    • Jealous?
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    • Or one butthole
      Rums 7 jul
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    • Back in the late seventies when my mom was a teenager, her uncle came back from Vietnam and brought a grenade. She said the hole in the backyard was unbelievable.
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    • Happened to my friends coworker a couple years ago
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    • This works all year round fun fact
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    • My dms are open for dick pics
      GayAAss 7 jul
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    • I cam back to this post because my uncle has in fact lost his right index finger!
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    • Bro m80s are banned havent been able to do actuall fireworks since vegas started shutting shit down
      Tygr8989 6 jul
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    • I finally found some m80s this year and I cant be happier
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    • Frodo of the Nine Fingers
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    • Its funny because someone came into the ER and had blown their hand off.
      Haxune 6 jul
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    • Me and some friends of mine blew up a car. Which in turn started a fire.
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    • Inb4 reported as highly inappropriate
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    • Blew up my hand with a firecracker as a kid. Still got all my fingers and a normal hand, but fuck that gave me nightmares for years.
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    • That's why you buy fuse to not only make more time to throw but you can strap like 20 together with electric tape and make a fucking hand grenade
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    • Time to illegalize them because 4 people a year go to the hospital over them.
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    • Ok if you hold a fire cracker in your hand open won’t hurt but closed will because the energy of the explosion has to go somewhere it goes to the weakest spot your fingers
      maskukay 6 jul
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