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    • That would make the kids about 8 feet tall. Also, the scene where he dodges the missiles... he can move at about mak2. That 14,000 mph. Scary.
      filthypotato 15 dec
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    • I guess he gru a little more than the rest of us.
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    • The absolute Grunit
      Snipe508 15 dec
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    • The difference between 5'11" and 6'0"
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    • Then that means the gorls are like 5 to 6 feet tall.
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    • Absolute grunit
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    • Gru is an absolute unit
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    • Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according t
      DreamLines 15 dec
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    • Gru is as big as Thanos. Which means he can defeat Thanos. Furthermore he is our savior.
      DankDaddy420 15 dec
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    • He’s not that much taller that everyone else either so that means the average height in that universe is probably like 12-13 feet
      Heretomeme 15 dec
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    • I guess you could say. He never stopped... Gruing
      stick21 15 dec
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    • He gru a lot as a kid
      lolistan 15 dec
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    • i mean, then that means every other adult in the world is at least 10 ft as well
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    • Than he can move up to speeds of 574 miles per hour.
      Dwels 15 dec
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    • Yes but his GF is taller. And the rest of the characters match up on size and scale. So therefore he’s normal height for people in that universe
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    • Wow, he really gru up
      Omenya 15 dec
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    • Which make his "daughters" 6 to 7 feet tall.
      Jessica_Alba 15 dec
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    • Bring him in Smash
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    • we already knew he was a god, he's survived plenty of explosions, dodged missiles, killed sharks with one punch and made rockets by the age of 10
      DanColman 16 dec
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    • I’m more concerned about where his neck went not his height. His shoulders look lonely..when will his neck return..I miss you
      trasshCAN 15 dec
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    • How tall are the girls then???
      yeetkage 15 dec
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    • How tall are his girls than?
      JackSmack343 15 dec
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    • a 3.5 ft tall minion sounds scarier than that, I thought those fuckers were like a foot at most
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    • Gru should become a unit of measurement
      bballman7 15 dec
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    • The movie was overrated... Food... But overrated... However, it's sequels were just cancer.
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    • Gosh, he’s a one piece character
      FroZo 15 dec
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    • Absolute grunit
      Jmainia 15 dec
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    • A B S O L U T E U N I T
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    • imagine how big his cock is
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    • And he punches a shark, stopping its attack mid air with little effort.
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    • And he can lower the speed of a ballistic missile from 5000 mph to about 17 m/S
      coal_ore1 15 dec
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    • imagine his dick size
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    • Y’all need to watch slazos video on this mad chunk of hunk
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    • Slazo on youtube first made this discovery
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    • Men who are over 14’ 😩
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    • Bruh Lucy is a fucking titan then
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    • He’s also strong as fuck because he backhanded a adult shark that jumped out of the water out him. And everyone in the first movie tossed around a condensed moon like it was nothing
      PtkKING 17 dec
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    • But.. it shows him next to other humans... are they all that tall too?
      seren 15 dec
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    • The oldest girl is what 6'8 then?
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    • He's like a one piece character
      Smilemonkey 15 dec
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    • Ok but how big is his COCK?
      5 1
    • Gru = Nephilim
      RUB_A_NUBNUB 15 dec
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    • Then how tall is Dr. Nefario 🤔
      AlysonPetrie 15 dec
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    • Scp4103(gru) Class:Euclid. Description: 14 foot tall male slightly hunched with long nose. When interacting with scp4103 personal must wear “minion outfit” or scp4103 will go into a rage and destroy all personal in reach. Found at REDACTED in 19:: scp4103 killed several personal
      05_13 15 dec
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    • Gru has some crazy feats. Someone calculated how fast he would have to be to jump on a ballistic missile mid flight. It's like mach 2. Also punching a shark out of the air without moving at all is crazy.
      TheAdam001 15 dec
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    • Watch slazos video it’s amazing
      vegaswolf03 15 dec
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    • This was posted on April 20th, also known as 4/20. He was probably high af
      LordTaterTot 15 dec
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    • This the nigga we need to defeat Thanos
      Stormbreaker 15 dec
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    • Give credit to my boy slazo
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    • Just search up hey with minions, he is like 2.2 minions tall not 4...
      thetony444 15 dec
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    • My boy slazo, what a mad lad
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    • The Absolute Size of Gru is a documentary I recommend watching.
      Minoritized 15 dec
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    • Slazo did a video on his height
      Stratified 15 dec
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    • Slazo’s video on Gru: The Absolute Unit is really good
      GoSuckADuck 15 dec
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    • Posted on 4/20
      Joe__Gatto 15 dec
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    • Isn’t Lucy taller than him😬
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    • Oh slazo
      Rellikjr200 16 dec
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    • That makes the other people in his universe absolutely humongous
      Spicethaone 16 dec
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    • Gru will be the one to defeat Thanos
      Peppydogdog 16 dec
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    • Then how tall is lucy !?!?!
      Legomastr 16 dec
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    • I googled it.. it actually says that 😂
      Eclipse1046 15 dec
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    • Anyone else see the Slaz video on this?
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    • And is shorter than his wife
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    • This is probably why most people in the movies give him off looks. He's a literal giant
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    • But then how come his wife is only a little shorter than him and so is everyone else
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    • Slazo did a full video on this
      sandwich25 15 dec
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    • Did anyone else realise this was made on 4/20?
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    • That means everyone in that universe is a giant so it doesn’t really matter
      QuantumZed 15 dec
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    • Good ole Slazo
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    • 🚨WARNING🚨: NEXT FEATURE IS EARRAPE
      Peters21 15 dec
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    • Ear rape warning for next post
      CrimsonC 15 dec
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    • content not available more
      Moan 15 dec
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    • Absolute unit
      JParham11 15 dec
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    • They call him Gru for a reason
      pourfavor 15 dec
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    • Good post
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    • So the girls are 6-7 feet tall and they’re like 8 years old?
      bussewtsy 15 dec
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    • THOTS be like: "Did you say 14 feet?"
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    • his wife is prolly a beastly 16 ft
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    • 3 minions make up Gru’s height. An average 4 year old is 3 feet or less, a minion next to the 4 year old girl is around the same height. He’s only 9 feet, pussy. Hah. Gottem
      BoJittins 15 dec
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    • Slazo
      Waax 15 dec
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    • He Gru up fast.
      MasterYumi 15 dec
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    • slazo been done did this.
      BeefyThighs 15 dec
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    • He can also move 250 meters per second
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    • So that's how he was able to steal the moon
      pheonix0021 15 dec
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    • This is deeply flawed. In the video he stated that the tallest minion was three and a half feet tall. she then use the shortest minion as a point of reference and still said that it was three and a half feet tall. He's more like one and a half tall minions tall.
      ultrasmemes 15 dec
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    • That means thos kids are like 6 ft 5
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    • Absolute Unit
      ONYXraVen0_0 15 dec
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    • Doesn’t that mean the kids r like 9 feet tall
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    • Gru is more like around 3 minions tall so like nine or 10 feet?
      sirjellykat 15 dec
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    • An absolute unit.
      StarGuddo 15 dec
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    • So is everyone in that universe actually a race of giants versus humans?
      spec1alkay 15 dec
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    • Absolute UNIT
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