• For sale: Magic hair tie
Age: I've been picking it up from the floor for the past 8 years. Every single time, it reappears the next day.
Price: $0, just please get this thing out of my house for the love of god
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    • And I bet your wife says she can never find any hair ties...
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    • SCP located.
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    • It’s too late, your house is already infested. You gonna need an exterminator
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    • Hair band when it gets lost:
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    • Use it as a cock ring
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    • When you actually need hair ties, they'll all vanish without a trace.
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    • "buy" it and then toss it to the middle of the floor when they aren't looking. make them lose their fucking mind
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    • There's a hair tie on the floor of my extra bedroom. I live alone. I don't use hair ties.
      Mizar 7 sep
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    • Girls be like:”who’s hair tie is this its not mine”. Bitch its a magic hair tie what you expect
      niballs 7 sep
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    • Either a ghost or an SCP
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    • *Wakes up the next day and it’s still there* Him: what the... The hair tie: You cannot destroy me Johnson.
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    • Call the SCP foundation right fucking now
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    • Literally a hair tie you can never loose, and she still complaining about it.
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    • Someone takes it. Appears in your house the next morning
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    • [DATE EXPUNGED]
      Miner_ 7 sep
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    • I would buy it then sneak it back in.
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    • That’s actually a Machete Elastic Wonder
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    • Professor copperfield's miracle hair tie
      Bwx69 7 sep
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    • New SCP
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    • professor copperfield’s miracle legumes
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    • Scp 207-f the reappearing hair tie object class safe
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    • SCP
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    • Scp hairtie
      Liora 8 sep
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    • I only use like two or three til they break so I have like 50 in reserve
      Dylicous 8 sep
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    • Can I fuck it?
      noonKKKK 8 sep
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    • Send it over dawg
      Wheatley 8 sep
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    • For the females saying they can never find a hair tie, it's simple...keep one on your wrist. Even when you already have one in your hair. I had long hair in high school and never had trouble finding one
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    • Scp hair tie
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    • It's not magic, im just sneaking in and replacing it everything to fuck with you
      LeadBoo 8 sep
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    • Toss it out
      IceByte 8 sep
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    • It’s a goddamn anomaly
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    • Question. Do you own a cat?
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    • What would be great is if you agree to pick it up but before you leave throw it behind a table or not of furniture. When they move that shit they will find the hairband and shit their pants
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    • That’s cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • I would buy it then slide it back under her door
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    • Put it on my dong
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    • Cats.
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    • And the band came back, he couldn't stay away
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    • It’s an SCP
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    • My cat loves those
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    • Artifact. An item transposed with natural energy via the fabric of chance.
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    • My ring does shut like that it’s weird so I stopped wearing
      luck777 7 sep
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    • You have cats cus I also have magic hair ties and other small things
      trex1966 7 sep
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    • You will regret this when you need one
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    • It will only multiply
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    • I’m guessing you have a cat. My cat does the *exact* same thing. Absolutely *loves* to play with my hair ties.
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    • If you say goodbye to the hair tie, also say goodbye to blowjobs
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    • Does it always appear in the exact same spot? Or random throughout the house? If random then it knows boundaries and the ring may not be the SCP but the house
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    • I still wear one around my wrist cause My girlfriend would need one. Single now, but the habit stuck
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    • Find an identical one. When you pick up this hair tie, on your way out drop said identical one. When the seller messages you about it, send an image with the hair tie you took.
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    • My cats throw them in their water bowl. Little shits.
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    • You're gonna need to sacrifice it's kin to the scrunchy gods to fix this infestation
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    • Look just go get it and walk in ask him to show you slide a white hair tie around your wrist place his on floor proceed to leave then 2 minutes later tell him it disappeared
      Agethos 7 sep
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    • Fuck that. Its cursed
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    • Sounds like a good joke SCP
      SkyHalo 7 sep
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    • Bro being in a relationship is like that. But my guys know the hair tie is fucking amazing. You know shits about to go down and I love my girls long hair :)
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    • Odd, I seem to have the opposite problem. I can never find one when I need it.
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    • Please give it to me I need an infinite number of hairties
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    • Put it in a envelope seal it shut, wrap the envelope in bubble wrap and tape, put the envelope in a small metal box, put the small metal box in a normal box, seal the box, drive it to the post office. you drive home, you turn off the car *sigh* you walk in the house, turn around and its on the floor
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    • I need that now
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    • Do you by any chance have a cat?
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    • Scp
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    • The trick is to leave a hair tie in every room so there’s always one available
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    • My cat steals and plays with them
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    • SCP-6000 "Magic Hair Band"
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    • Spoiler alert: Husband is cheating and his mistress keeps losing hair ties.
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    • You buy it and before you leave, throw it wherever in their house without them seeing you do so
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    • Fucking bobby pins...
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    • I'll take it because all of mine keep disappearing!
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    • Unlimited cock rings !!
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