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    • Early to rise early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead
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    • Is pukicho a girl? I always pictured a fat neck beard that spends 23 hrs a day on tumblr
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    • Anyone else set your alarm to go off early just so you can get that great feeling of being able to go back to bed?
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    • Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man’s penis increase in size.
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    • fishslap 23 mar
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    • Im gonna keep my alarm set for the weekend too, just so i can wake up pissed and then get that good feeling you get when you fall back asleep and miss your alarm on a normal day
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    • Getting on a good sleeping schedule is good though. Sleeping in is fine, but don't sleep in untill 3 in the afternoon, you degenerate.
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    • I fucking hate that quote. You do realize that without night owls, many facets of this planet wouldn’t fucking work, right? Sometimes people don’t have time during the day to go to school, so they take night classes. Does that make them lazy when they get their less than 6 hours of sleep? Fuck off
      leaireRP 24 mar
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    • The more I am awake the more I eat. I need sleep so I stop eating
      ImBoYo 24 mar
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    • Or I’ll just be late to bed and early to rise and be perfectly well off
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    • Early to bed, early to rise makes me plan your deadly demise
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    • Late to bed and early to rise makes me want to commit suicide
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    • Early to bed early to rise leaves me with half the sleep cus I lie awake and want to kill my self
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    • Wehim 23 mar
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    • Early to bed early to rise is how someone ends up without any eyes
      yeet2468 27 mar
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    • Early to rise, late to bed, makes you feel completely dead
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    • Early to bed, early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
      EngrBoi 26 mar
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    • Early to bed! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I have assignments due.
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    • Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man or woman miss out on the night life
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    • The only free time in the day I have is at night and if you think I'm gonna give that up just so I can be some pretentious pussy who goes to bed at 9 like a fuken child then just no. I'm not
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    • Late to bed, late to rise makes me happy cause I can do whatever the fuck I want to
      yabnis 25 mar
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    • “Early to bed, early to wake, makes a lady smart, pretty, and great.” Blossom From The Powerpuff girls
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    • "Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead." -Yakko
      kse777 25 mar
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    • I love when I accidentally wake up early and feel totally awake. Just means I have more time to actually do shit
      poisonxo 25 mar
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    • Why do you think I’ve been reading this bullshit since 5 am on my day off?
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    • "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid, and blind in the eyes." -Mazer Rackham
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    • I prefer to sleep late and wake up late. Still get a healthy 8-9 hours but I can be out later
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    • My sleep schedule is actually so fucked up tho and I’m only 15, the fat hormones have gone crazy too making me a unit
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    • Early to bed early to rise, what do you mean my viagra doesn't come with fries
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes me want to rip out your eyes
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    • Early bed, or early to rise. Under the blankets or going outside. Either way, we're all dead inside. Some shoot me, I want to die.
      TreyCrll 24 mar
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    • Early to rise may be more productive but the people who get the most sleep will be healthier
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    • Does anybody else wale up at the crack of dawn on Saturday just so they can have as much time as possible
      Monsters 24 mar
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    • Sounds like a personal problem.
      ECHO5ECHO 24 mar
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    • How yall lives so fucked up that even when you get more sleep than recommended you still gotta be a right. Youre the people that arent needed to further society and frankly arent needed. I think its time to plan a genocide.
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    • What’s the difference of that and against late sleep, late rise? Same time
      Zaffler 24 mar
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    • Early to bed, early to rise was one of my parents, very first lies.
      asura1212 23 mar
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    • Thanks early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese
      Tyota 23 mar
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    • Late to bed, cant sleep, complete asshole because of no sleep (my nightly routine)
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    • Doesn’t really matter when you go to bed health wise as long as you get around eight hours of sleep
      Vucko123 23 mar
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    • I cant stay up past 10 but I can't sleep past 5:30
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    • Early to bed, late to rise makes me...still tired
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    • If I'm early to bed, I can't fall asleep, so if I'm ever early to rise, I want to kill everyone
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    • Wait until you get a full time job snowflake lol
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes a man wealthy wealthy and wise? Wrong. I say early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, but socially dead
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    • Its not the only thing that makes you a bitch hun give some credit to your shit personality
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    • I’m late to bed early to rise
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes me feel like I’m getting fucked by 5 guys
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    • How about late to bed early to rise, makes all men and women want to equally die
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
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    • I thought they were gonna post the animaniacs image with Yakko saying “Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.”
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    • Early to rise and early to bed makes a man smart but socially dead.
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    • PornGif 23 mar
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    • What about staying up till 9 am and sleeping till noon? Like the well adjusted adult I totally am
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    • Early to rise early to bed, leaves a man healthy but socially dead. ~Animaniacs.
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    • I woke up at 2pm is that good?
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    • You have a point
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    • "Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."
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    • Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man sleepy and blind in his eyes.
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    • I didn’t sleep enough and now my head hurts
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    • Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead
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    • Early to bed and early to rise make me a horrible human being and want to die.
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    • I'm the kind of dude who's either early to bed late to rise or late to bed early to rise
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    • Early to bed early to rise get on the treadmill and lay of the fries
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    • Early to bed and late to rise and I’m still tired
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    • Bet you're a massive depressed bitch.
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    • Fun fact, pukicho is fake as shit
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    • late to bed and early to rise makes me wanna die
      Coccyx 23 mar
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    • Fuck that shit just get your 8 hours and keep a schedule
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    • Nacho3000 23 mar
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    • Did that this exact morning
      Forester 26 mar
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    • You are a bitch regardless and just making excuses
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      Lewdstuff 23 mar
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    • Early to rise early to bed; makes a man healthy but socially dead
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    • Weak willed worthless right*
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    • Just sleep as much as you need and can at night, plain and simple
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    • I wake up a bit earlier on days I have off.
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    • Early to bed, early to rise, your girlfriend goes out with other guys.
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