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    • Why get her a chicken when I can get me a chicken?
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    • If my husband came home with a $5 Costco chicken to have with dinner, my panties would drop faster than the Stock Market in 1929.
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    • By the way, us ladies would much rather have the chicken
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    • My husband gets my potted plants I'm very greatful for. I don't like trimmed flowers from the market, they die quickly no matter how well you care 'em. Potted flowers stay around as long as you care for them. As does my hub<3
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    • My wife would prefer the chicken. She LOVES practical things. One Christmas I bought her an expensive vacuum cleaner. She loved it. I got an extra special blow job that night.
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    • I would bend over immediately if my husband came home with a Costco rotisserie chicken, and i’m a straight man.
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    • Get me a chicken and I’ll love you forever, get me flowers and I’ll still love you, because it doesn’t matter what you get me
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    • I do like flowers from time to time, but if he showed up with a chicken for me... That's love
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    • The chicken will make her sleepy and that does not help me
      J1N1 18 aug
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    • The girl that wants the chicken is the 1 u keep
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    • Or you could pick her wild flowers from the side of the road for free... and a chicken from Costco
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    • A small price to pay for some chicken
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    • Or a $5 footlong. Or a $5 hot and ready. Or $5. Or a $5 fill up.
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    • But my girlfriend likes her chicken raw
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    • What girl would prefer fucking flowers over a whole chicken
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    • For $10 you could do both. Enough said.
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    • its 5.45 with tax. i work at costco
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    • Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend or $5
      Copha 15 aug
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    • Deadass just give me cuddles and affection and sometimes feed me and bitch I’m yours like I’d cry if you gave me a whole chicken
      orlin 15 aug
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    • Bitches love provisions
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    • My boyfriend literally only buys me food as surprises, I’ll come home and he’ll say “I got you something” and then he pulls out dinner rolls and I’m actually happy
      emmypie 14 aug
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    • Costco muffins are the shit.
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    • Picked one of those up last night. Shredded it and made chicken fettuccine 👌🏻😻
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    • I want the rotisserie chicken
      Hokisgurl 14 aug
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    • Why give her a chicken when you can give her the cock?
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    • But if you dont have a card thats a $130 chicken
      yungsmok 13 aug
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    • Bro I just found a 5 dollar coupon! Free chicken for me!
      Loquan01 13 aug
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    • Buy the chicken for dinner, and then pick some flowers from someone else yard and give them to her
      rm012 13 aug
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    • You could also get them a half pound of lucky charms marshmellows
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    • Costco loses miliions a year for selling their chicken so cheap.
      Slushiest 13 aug
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    • If she doesn't like chicken, she's not the one. That's all I'm saying..
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    • I bet they would like that chicken, but they would still be mad at you
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    • Just get her the chicken
      iRaditz 13 aug
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    • But for 10 dollars, you have a romantic meal
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    • Seems like... ANONYMOUS ADVERTISING!!
      Teasonan a month
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    • What about a chicken flower?
      Sidguard 17 aug
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    • Flowers plz, my 2D girl h8s chicken
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    • Or you can like make a card and write some cute shit on it, or go find flowers outside, or make her breakfast. And the other way around too, girls treat your men right
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    • Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend
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    • I have dated my girlfriend for 3 years, and the only flowers i have bought her are 2 corsages.
      natoon99 16 aug
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    • Is Costco cheap
      wtf7 16 aug
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    • be costco be the one everyone purchases within overzealous bulk amounts?
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    • Bold of you to assume I have a girl
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    • This old man on the side of the road sells 13 roses for 5$. Price doesn't go up when its closer to a holiday or anything. Always stays the same.
      squeak520 14 aug
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    • If shes your wife, buy her the chicken. If you want to make her your wife, buy her the flowers
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    • Or a large little caesars pizza
      flanos_ 14 aug
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    • Gentlemen, you don’t need to buy your women flowers to make her happy. Every week I bring my wife something different after work. Sometimes it’s food, sometimes it’s Starbucks and sometimes it’s a stuffed animal the dogs will tear up anyways. Never costs me more than $5 to put a smile on her face.
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    • 1 flower goes a lot further than a dozen. Just saying. Spend that $2.50 and she will be putty
      NotSoFun 14 aug
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    • Flowers are free if you grow them yourself. The best fertilizer for roses is the blood of your enemies.
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    • I'd want the chicken tbh don't waste my time with something that will die quickly and painfully. the bird is deceased. let us celebrate it's meaningful existence by ripping into its immortal flesh together.
      erster 13 aug
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    • Why not get the chicken and then pick some flowers
      scp650 13 aug
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    • Nice of you to assume i even have a girl
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    • A chicken over flowers any day
      AyFuckYou 13 aug
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    • I'll take the C H I C K E N
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    • The chicken. At least it doesn’t argue with me
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    • Hey im the chicken guy at Costco! I cook ur chickens!
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    • It's been 20 fucking years and they STILL have $5 chickens and $1 jumbo hotdogs
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    • Yeah or I can get free flowers from my neighbors garden AND the chicken.
      YeeYeeTv 13 aug
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    • Those chickens are pretty damn good
      Mechazawa 13 aug
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    • *guy with $10 in his pocket* "Fuck yeah, I'm getting laid tonight."
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    • Why give her a chicken when you can give her a cock
      Ultimo1 13 aug
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    • Fuck flowers i'd prefer a chicken
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    • You can get TWO flowers!?! Show me this magic
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    • Meatball sub at subways cause love never dies
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    • If you actually need flowers for though Costco has some bomb ass bouquets for pretty cheap. Used to work there and my girl loved it lol.
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    • Watch her scarf that whole mf down and my dick bout to pop off faster than a white guy in a black neighborhood.
      Scramasax 13 aug
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    • Ditch the girl friend fuck the chicken
      kaizzei 13 aug
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    • Just sayin if my man bought me a whole as chicken instead of flowers, I'm marrying him
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    • For 10 dollars you can do both
      Lenbo 13 aug
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    • Is she a fucken fat ass
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    • Honestly, I would prefer a dinner with just the chicken, bag of rice a roni and a soda over flowers
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    • You know you're really getting the chicken first yourself
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    • Oof we dont have a costcos. I didnt realize they existed until i was like 14
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    • As a girl, I can confirm I'd rather have chicken then a couple flowers that would die in a few days.
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    • What if we kissed in front of the rotisserie chicken in walmart. Ah hahahaha
      shreyas29 13 aug
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    • Or a $5 box from taco bell
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    • Go pick your own bouquet for free
      CRS6132 13 aug
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    • You need a membership
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    • If he doesn't pick yhe chicken does he even love me?
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    • I want the chicken.
      Nobushiii 13 aug
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    • Get me the chicken
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    • Its my birthday ive never had tc
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    • I remember when you could get a foot long for five dollars...
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    • On a rotisserie noon
      ashay a month
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    • I’ll take the chicken
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    • Get me the chicken, and just grab a handful of grass on the way to my house and I'm good. Happy InsertHoliday.
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    • The gains!!
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    • Is the chicken good?
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    • ówò but I’d rather have the flowers, they’re more intentional/meaningful
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    • Last time I got a flower it was like 7 bucks
      ashman3 17 aug
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    • If a guy gave me a 5$ chicken, then I would know he's the one
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    • I choose the chicken
      MVKY 16 aug
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    • or a little caesars pizza
      Basdotcom 16 aug
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    • If I was his girlfriend I would say get the chicken to split! I dont need flowers. They are a stupid waste of money!
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    • Get me 75% of a chicken and her 25%
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    • Costco chickens are so slept on. My family goes there every weekend for groceries and we always cop 1-2 chickens. Smack em as soon as we get home for lunch
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    • Buy the chicken and pick some wildflowers
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    • You can go pick wildflowers for free, have a while bouquet, and keep the five dollars for lunch tomorrow.
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    • Chicken and a dickin...thats all she needs
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    • In today’s world an entire chicken would show more love to your significant other than a flower
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