• foodtrucker:
'it's not cold' said the PE
teacher with a coat on
#glad to know it's international
#'it's just drizzling' said the PE
teacher opening an umbrella
"running for 20 minutes isn't that
bad", said the PE teacher from
the chair
'you've got to stay healthy' said the
PE teacher eating a mars bar
"Being on your period is no excuse."
said the male PE teacher with no
uterus
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    • Y’all females here really hoping to get dicked down trying to say periods arent that bad. Kindly shut your mouth because some womens periods are so bad theyll start passing out if they exert themselves. I agree it isnt an excuse to be a bitch but it is an excuse to need to rest for physical activity
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    • When I had to take pool in high school if you had your period instead of sitting out you had to (often alone) go do workouts on a mat to the side
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    • My periods are rough, so when I was in high school, I would be vomiting all the time cuz of the pain. A new gym teacher came around, it was a dude. I told him I needed to go to the bathroom, he said no, so I promptly threw up on his shoes. never said no to going to the bathroom after that....
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    • Honestly I don't like when other girls use their periods as a excuse but it really is horrible when you gotta swim or run. It's like "bro I can feel everything as pain" and you feel like a stepped on ketchup packet
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    • Brought to you by the overweight girl that was always incapable of doing anything physical
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    • Because there are some ignorant people here, everyone has a different body. Therefore, the experience while on your period varies. Some people have very light, long and non painful periods. Some people have extremely heavy, super painful short periods. Literally every person is different.
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    • For references, before bc (birth control) I couldn't walk or eat because of nausea for the first 2 days of my period and threw up during high school class times a lot. Dominated in PE but always had to lay down immediately after because of competitiveness mixed with period.
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    • "You run slow" the 500 pound gym teacher says after i ran a 10 min milr
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    • if you’re a girl saying periods aren’t that bad you can just shut the fuck up. Just cuz you have it easy doesn’t mean it’s not literally hell for some people. I’m lucky enough that I only have one day where I’m too sick to do much, but some people have it way worse
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    • I don’t condone using your period as an excuse usually, but I will admit that periods affect people differently. Mine gave me severe cramps whenever I did any exercise past walking or light jogging. Like I used to play soccer and I almost passed out a few times bc of the pain.
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    • Me teacher always ran with us during the mile
      Star111 2 jul
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    • A lot of people say that exercise makes period cramps go away but that never worked for me. I tried running up and down the stairs once when I had cramps and it pretty much doubled the pain
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    • Honestly everyone down here like "oh periods aren't so bad" doesn't recognize that every person's body is different. I have a friend who's flow is so light it literally only lasts for like three days and she doesn't have to even wear pads. Meanwhile I have had to go home on several occasions-
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    • PSA for the men assuming they know better: every woman has a different experience with periods, some can have debilitating pain and are often dismissed as "exaggerated"
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    • The last one really gets me going. Men have no clue. Luckily for highschool I had a very nice coach.
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    • I can’t function the first two days of my period my cramps are so bad that they cause me to cry from the pain and vomit from them on top of the horrible nausea that I get anytime I move it’s horrible and I’ve tired 4 different birth controls and none of them work I just want to sell all my eggs
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    • Good for you if you have a light flow when you’re on your period, but for real sometimes cramps can feel like someone straight up stabbing you.
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    • My female phys ed teacher said the period excuse is bs
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    • Hi, I'm 19 and haven't gotten my period yet? My little sister is 12 and already had hers-- I was wondering if it takes longer for boys?
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    • In middle school I was literally so over heated that I went blind for a few seconds and the gym teacher didn't give a shit until I started screaming and was almost taken to the hospital than my first year of high school I had a male gym teacher who gave you 1 excuse day before failing you
      Aj_182 2 jul
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    • A reminder that @YourLocalWeeb is a willfully ignorant coward, who is so afraid of being proven wrong that she'll block you for trying to educate her. If you see her ignorant ass comment, rip her to shreds.
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    • One time I almost couldn't walk because of cramps and my gym teacher tried to make me play football but the kid with a mild ragweed allergy got to sit out. We were indoors at the time.
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    • I usually don’t get cramps on my period which I realize I’m lucky for but I’ve heard people have cramps that hurt so bad that giving birth was a breeze. Everyones body is different.
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    • Running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad....
      Favray 2 jul
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    • Thankfully, I didn't get my period until my sophomore year of high school, so I didn't have any more PE, but I would've skipped class. My cramps literally debilitate me. I can't move. I can't think. Let alone trying to run or swim dealing with them.
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    • I once got detention in like 3rd grade bc I ignored the teacher when she wouldn't let me go back inside during recess to grab my coat when it was raining and I was wearing shorts and a t shirt. If you're reading this Mrs. Dockwhiler, you're a massive cunt and the only person I personally hate.
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    • Until I went on birth control, I would get extreme joint pain, cramps, headaches and heavy bleeding. That shit was miserable and bc of all of it, I was irritable and angry all the time. Wasted money on cravings and shit and everything sucked. On birth control, I'm okay every day of the month
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    • Hate teachers that don’t lead by example
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    • Yikes I remember having extreme nausea and light headedness before the mile and I told my PE coach about it and he’s like “you’re fine” long story short when I finished and sat down for 0.03 seconds I projectile vomited and passed out.
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    • Real shit though doing anything physical like running does really fucking suck when you’re on your period and it increases the chance of ruining your underwear and/or pants
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    • The period thing sucked when you had swim class
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    • Exercise helps with periods. A light jog will do you good. If exerting yourself causes you to pass out then you're in the 1% and should probably consult a doctor lol
      kwick69 2 jul
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    • Tumblrtards really had to make it about men bad. Fucking losers
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    • Yeah, my schools PE teacher was a woman and she didn't accept the period excuse either, she would always say something like "it's going to be something you deal with for the rest of your life, you can't just not do anything for an entire week once a month, you have to learn to deal with it"
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    • My pe teacher ran with us in pe he only ate healthy food and the only time kids didn't have to participate is if they had a broken limb or a doctor note
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    • My PE teacher was like 400 pounds and none of it was muscle.
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    • PE teachers are cunts and their classes are pointless
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    • Who’s out here saying being on your periods no excuse, no dude wants to see you fucking explode during a run
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    • Doing 10 jumping jacks is too hard but you can sit the whole gym class making tiktoks and your fine. get a life
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    • My goal is to run for governor or the house of representatives in my state and make P.E. a daily thing for all students. Too many kids are getting overweight and are lazy. I'm gonna fix that
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    • Back in elementary school the PE teacher was THE MOST respected and admired teacher in the school, during 7th and 8th grade he would come out and organize games we would play in PE on top of that at the start of each school year he would set a record for each warm up he would have us do and challeng
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    • “Did you sleep with my wife?” said the PE teacher no evidence.
      willgnyc 2 jul
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    • Ngl playing in the rain is actually really fun
      Oshawatt 2 jul
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    • I'm so happy everyone here can unite in saying periods suck.
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    • My PE teacher did all this in a single week.
      Kinrest 2 jul
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    • MF teacher has enough fat rolls to keep himself warm basically using himself as a coat
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    • God I always hated that. For some reason whenever I was on my period was the day we had to do all the worst stretches. It was so painful
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    • And thanks to that coach y'all are tough mother truckers
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    • I told my gym teacher I had asthma on the first day of school and he told he didnt care so that’s fun
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    • Honestly my PE teacher was more involved with us. He did all the workouts with us and he played all the games with us. Not to mention he spent his free periods working out on his own and he worked out at home. The only things I've seen him eat were salads and protein bars.
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    • Yeah I hate my periods too.. All the blood coming out of my ass.. You with me guys?
      bandildo 3 jul
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    • My periods sucked in high school. I had cramps that made me almost not be able to walk the pain was so bad. After college I started birth control and no longer have to deal with the cramps or heavy flows.
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    • Mmm Mars bars
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    • Shout out to my hs gym teacher who worked out with us and actually understood shit
      Schmeef 2 jul
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    • it used to be redundant to say “male pe teacher with no uterus” but now you have to specify bc males might have a uterus
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    • The only time the period excuse was valid in my school was during our swim instruction. Ig et that, but like, why only then, some girls really do have awful periods so its just kinda fucked to me. Idk.
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    • Im not against running in the rain honestly because at my school they made us switch out of our uniforms and into our gym clothes(I mostly wore basketball shorts and a thin T shirt), so then we didnt smell funky afterwards. It rains a lot here too, so we're used to going to PE in the rain, but
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    • My PE teacher was like 5’7 185lbs of pure muscle and could bench 345 for reps. He also got pissed because a buddy and I beat him in pickle ball lol
      Oestie9 2 jul
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    • Hah, my periods are so bad I puke, or pass out, suck my metaphorical dick
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    • Women: I'm sorry I'm so emotional, its cuz I'm on my period
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    • Each sex had a burden to bare of their own, but to form an equal and fair society we must ultimately bare those burdens without expectation for society to change for us because of it.
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    • No matter how lazy your pe teacher is, you gotta admit they got the biggest calves youve ever seen. Those arent even calves anymore those are cows.
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    • There was a girl with anemia who was forced to do p90x on her period. She was a bitch but I honestly felt so bad for her. The teacher who forced her was a woman tho. At least she got arrested for a dui xD.
      janon1 3 jul
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    • I didn’t get to sit out for my period so when it got really bad I was hobbling around the track at a 90 degree angle cause I would be doubled over on my worst days. But when it wasn’t bad bad exercise actually helped
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    • Never forgot the time my teacher took us outside to play lacrosse when it was 31*F. That unit was shit
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    • Keep picking up the trash from the bottom said the swim teacher dry on the side of the pool
      KAKO_173 5 jul
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    • Our high school cross-country coach would drive his car alongside us and at the end would just act all tired.
      fervle 5 jul
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    • what if periods were for one full month with the effects activated at once, and then the rest of the year was free?
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    • I ran on my period once, got the worst period cramps ever, soaked through my pants so bad they had to have a janitor come and mop the floor. There was a meeting and now kids are allowed to walk four laps instead having to run. Somtimes people don’t see the problem until they have to deal with it.
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    • Try standing in place playing tennis in gym shorts and T-shirt in 45 degree, windy, raining whether
      CharFil 3 jul
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    • It’s not an excuse tho
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    • GIRLS READ THIS. I got on yaz and it’s the pill because I have a condition where anything that is supposed to be slowly released like hormones or adderall xr vyvance all that, my body absorbs all of it at once. Yaz is control with a water pill mixed and it keeps you from having weight gain.
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    • My elementary school P.E. teacher was the only P.E. teacher I respected, and upon reflection I'm pretty sure he was on steroids.
      Jay563 2 jul
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    • Yall notice how the women are always fat and sometimes get the really buff pe teacher?
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    • What's weird is, at my school, we had 2 PE teachers, one male one female. The male teacher let girls who said they were on their period take it easy. My female teacher said "if I can run through the pain so can you"
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    • felt that last one
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    • Okay but running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad especially as a kid
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    • Man I'm so glad I was physically fit as a child going into adulthood so its easier to stay fit
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    • running for 20 minutes isn't that bad though lmao
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    • How the actual FUCK do fat people get jobs as gym teachers?
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    • who complains about running for 20 fucki ng minutes
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    • Oh my god yall are a bunch of fat lazy band fucks
      PRIMAL_ 2 jul
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    • exercising makes periods 100x better
      tinsels 2 jul
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    • I had a female pe teacher tell the girls that. Lol
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    • Being on your period is however an excuse to get banished to the woods for 7 days
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    • Little bitch alert
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    • Who is the weak fuck complaining about a 20 minute run
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    • The last one sucks but just don’t be a bitch for the first four and shut up
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    • All you fatties are soft. This is all exaggerated af
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    • Lol. Found the feminist
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    • We get it girls ur periods hurt
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    • The last one is just a dumbass feminist that wanted to get her point in there. Have never met a teacher that did that shit. Making shit up
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    • I knew girls who lied about their period to get out of running. It was annoying af
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    • Some of y’all so salty about having to exercise a little bit. Boo hoo
      JustSTFU 2 jul
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    • The period thing shouldn’t be allowed to be an excuse each time (unless it’s a medical thing) but occasionally yeah. sometimes i get hella sick for a day or two on my period and doing gym sucked— that’s why i took a workout class and a two week “normal gym but all day” class in high school
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    • Woman
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    • Nah fuck that last one. Too many women get away with using their monthly as an excuse to be lazy or bitchy. And if you’re gonna comment that you’re the one who doesn’t, I don’t care.
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    • Yeah I really could not give less of a shit ab the last one
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