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    • Why must they take everything from us
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    • Liberals dont have kids and it really shows.
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    • Men are judged by strength, women are judged by their compassion, this has been the natural law since the dawn of man, changing it will confuse us and make men weak, and women ugly
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    • Why is masculinity and men in general such a taboo thing for feminists? Men in most mammal groups are the protectors and strong ones. Women are the loving caretakers. There’s nothing wrong with this, it’s harmony. A man being masculine is in no way a bad thing
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    • If anyone ever says "person up" to me, I will strangle them.
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    • My six year old nephew said, "That's not meat, that's chicken."
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    • Well, it can be said a million ways. "Pull your big girl panties on", "nut up", "take responsibility". The point will always be the same: settle your shit.
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    • One time my 6 year old nephew said “manspreading is a micro aggression from men as part of maintaining the social construct of male superiority within the white male patriarchy.” How does he understand that and many people don’t?
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    • My 6 year old said “not again daddy, your drunk!” So I beat him that much harder for using the wrong “you’re”.
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    • Today my kid said *something that is too complex for my kid to say but supports my political views*
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    • I’m so sick of this fake woke children shit. My 6 year old cousins talk about dinosaurs and fortnite and ask why my belt has spikes on it. This bullshit makes me lose brain cells
      4thwave 24 jul
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    • Uh... "Man" can also be a gender neutral shortening of "human." If someone tells a gal to "man" up, They telling you to human up. Do what humans do best, and persevere. I hate when people try to push progressive agenda, and do it wrong, jfc.
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    • My 2 year old informed me that I can’t discover all particles in a given moment due to the duality nature of quantum particles and how I couldn’t discover their rotation or direction at once for a given time
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    • Men are genetically superior to women
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    • FatalBait 24 jul
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    • No one says 'man up' to girls tho. They already say things like 'be brave' or 'do your best' to girls. Never say 'person up' tho, that's dumb af
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    • Can we women except that "man" doesn't always refer specifically to the male gender, or at least in the day and age. When something is man made in this age it is not trying to say its is male made, its more huMAN made. Also getting people worked about this hurts my head because of how dumb it is.
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    • But men are just physically stronger than women. It’s literally nature...
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    • not_funny 27 jul
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    • if i hear some say “person up” i’m decking them straight in the jaw
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    • My six year old just asked me "daddy, why do people make up things their children said on the internet? Isn't it inherently dishonest and indicative of an inability to create a compelling narrative for themselves?"
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    • Feminists don't like men being men because they have inferiority complexes that make them feel ashamed of not being able to do everything. In other words, hoes mad.
      MeatHook 24 jul
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    • My mom always said men should be men and women should be women.
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    • Hey guys, welcome to the late 2010's, where everything that involves the word man is immediately sexist. Before you know we will literally live in the future from demolition man
      Jombie 24 jul
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    • My son asked why are we all a slave to money, we work out while lives for it and for what? So we can die with a little bit of money to leave to our heirs? I didn't say anything because I don't have kids.
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    • My 5 year old niece asked me if I shit myself sometimes and I told her no and she got really sad because she wants to be like me
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    • “We say man up because it reinforces the idea that men need to be tough, strong, and show no emotion, regardless of the fact that it’s mentally unhealthy.”
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    • My kids first words were "isnt it incredibly scummy and dishonest to use your child as a narrative device to talk about how superior your thoughts and opinions are because you are too scared to say that as yourself for fear of ridicule."
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    • What is this fascination with attaching your own opinions to a child?
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    • Man up is an expression used to make men feel wrong for feeling a certain way and this person makes it seem as if it was sexist against women
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    • My 6 year old once tore his head off and then the head said "The old god is dead, let the void reign supreme" and then burst into flames
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    • My nephew called me a fuckwit cause he learned it from my brother. Cause that’s what kids really do
      rcmxn 24 jul
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    • You lie about your children’s accomplishments because you’re sad that you never achieved anything in life.
      Tunechi 24 jul
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    • Don't forget that "man" is just short for "human" it doesn't necessarily mean male, you dumb sjw fucks
      Robutt_ 26 jul
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    • Id rather have tough kids than soft ones
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    • *post about "manning up" being ok* "Men are naturally strong and it doesn't matter" *post about how men being made to be strong is bad* "this is the problem with toxic masculinity"
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    • $10,000 on that never happened
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    • If you tell me to person up I'm going to slap your stupid ass
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    • My unborn child just said: "Father, why did you create me? Do you really think that the burdens of child rearing with make your marriage work? You dont want the marriage to work. You want someone to cling to so you dont feel the crushing weight of your loneliness, even if you hate who you cling to."
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    • There’s nothing wrong with saying man up. Idk why women feel like they can’t be equal without taking a mans job like Female Thor and shit in Marvel. The moral should be that women are just as good as men as they are. No need to take a mans job cuz a woman’s job is just as important
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    • My *insert child of minimal age* said that *insert extremely unlikely quote that a child of said age would not have the capacity to formulate based on an agenda of weak western social justice even tho there are legitimate countries that need advocation of social justice such as in Africa or asia*
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    • She is correct its not about being a man its about men being stronger as all mammals go the males are the bigger stronger ones thats why its man up not because oh im a man im tough blah blah blah
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    • Knew it was gonna be wild as soon as she called “the today show” “the today programme”
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    • I can't help but feel that all these "my 4-8 year old relative made a profound statement" stories are fake.
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    • The term “man up” has actually helped me quite a bit in life. Helped me get over difficult (mental and emotional) obstacles in my life a lot quicker
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    • Everyone needs to man up. There's a huge lack of men in the world. Being strong, an adult, or a dick doesn't make you a man. You're a man when you get your priorities straight and you do what you dont want to do because it needs to be done.
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    • Man up is just a phrase. Get over it you sensitive crybabies😩🤦‍♂️
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    • It takes a special someone to take a figure of speech like “man up” to think it means only men apply. It’s a figure of speech. Who cares?
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    • “Father, if something isn’t nothing, and nothing isn’t something, how are our concepts or ‘nothing’ and ‘something’ not paradoxes? Nothing, in its very nature, is something, and something could be nothing, depending on the context of the situation.” -My 3-year-old son
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    • Sorry that for thousands of years men have historically been “braver” in battles and in jobs. “Man up” is just an idiom based on that idea. If we had a phrase “woman up” to mean love and take care of your family, would you fight that? ...yeah you probably would...
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    • iTs peOpLeKinD
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    • the reason people say shit like be a man is bc braveness and courage usually go hand and hand with ignoring emotions and stepping up. this is culturally expected by men and it’s a common ideology that men have to not be emotional and be brave. people need to stop making themselves out as victims.
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    • Shit, I mean they're trying to remove the word "manhole" now. Aight females, you can work in the shitter too then.
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    • Hey, if women want all of their personal problems to be dismissed and forgotten with some fucking blanket statement every time they try to reach out to someone, sure
      Forsooth 24 jul
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    • My child asked me to feed them because “they’re starving” and “haven’t eaten in 3 weeks”
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    • When you realize man up only oppresses men and is not a good thing so your ‘six year old’ should shut the fuck up
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    • My 5 year old asked my thoughts on Quantum Suicide. It was an enlightening conversation overall.
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    • "Person up" is just as poisonous and terrible as "man up"
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    • Someone explain what that means, too many big words
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    • She gotta man up
      naZty_ 25 jul
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    • Dude they turned a way of neglecting male feelings into a thing to be offended of!
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    • Men are purposely being emasculated in the west so that our countries are easier to control and our populations are easier to subvert, change my mind
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    • soon theyre going towant to make men control their testosterone levels
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    • Mine asked me what earths defences are.
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    • People try too hard for "gender neutrality" these days
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    • My dog asked me why the movie said “friends, Romans, countryMAN” instead of country genderfluid pansexual my mom should of swallowed me people. And I said it’s a no man’s world out here
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    • Imagine learning another language that has masculine and feminine words such as French. Why is it masculine? Why can't it be feminine? And then imagine having to restructure your whole language to please a small percent of the population. Ya its dumb.
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    • When I was six...I ate clovers because I wanted to be a horse...to be honest I'm not sure why natural selection hasn't taken me...
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    • Quit using your kids as political props. It’s disgusting.
      Codyormoe 24 jul
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    • Men aren't supposed to show emotion or weakness. "Manning up" is when a guy hides emotions or weaknesses to appear stronger, even if it hurts his personal well-being. Women don't have to worry about this, they get to be who they want
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    • We say man up because stoicism, suppression of emotion and overcoming of difficult circumstance are masculine traits. Dumbass.
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    • I told my son "man up" is when you die in a videogame and the moment you are resurrected you're "the next man up". Metaphorically it's not wrong but I too would rather my child not use "man up" to someone who's upset or having an issue. Better to help or offer useful advice.
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    • If you don’t vote Trump 2020, wether you like him as a person or not, then you’re committing to the fall of America into a 3rd world shithole.
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    • We got women trying to make Man-made into human made, make chairs for men so they have no room for their magnum cock and balls, and feminists trying to get rid of men FOREVER. Shut the fuck up and do things that can actually help society
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    • The phrase comes from historic and prehistoric human culture. Originally created because men tend to be the tougher, working ones, it is used as a means to disregard male feelings by telling them to suppress emotions and endure. And she's worried about women.
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    • My six year old cousin just told me that Leafeon is his favorite Eeveelution because, and I quote "I just really like leaves a lot and Leafeon has LEAVES on his BODY!"
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    • Men are superior to women
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    • Maybe it's called 'Man up' because it was usually said to young men who werent fitting the ideal stereotype of masculine, brave and heroic men, and was used to 'encourage' (shame) them by implying they werent a man and destroying their self esteem. You ever think of that, Jenny?
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    • You know what, let’s just not talk to anyone ever again. Maybe libtards will thank us when they aren’t worshipping their goon-eared godking Obama.
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    • It’s really funny because “Man Up” is an exceedingly toxic phrase that is used to train boys into bottling up their feelings and covering up feelings of depression and anxiety, so it’s funny that feminists are complaining about it as if it’s some kind of man power symbol
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    • Phrases like man up are meant to distinguish between boys and men not women and men. Fucking idiots
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    • Man up in not sexist towards women... it’s something told to young boys to tell them that if they show emotions they are weak, sexism goes both ways people
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    • What kind of 6 year old even says that? Little kids don’t give a single fuck about this kinda stuff lol
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    • Men and women are fundamentally different. Can we not understand this?
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    • Notice the fake stories almost always say 6 years old
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    • My sister in law got her kids fucking feminist books.
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    • 6? OH MY GOD WE LOST CHENLE
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