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    • Can you Hamborger my papers?
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    • *an actual interaction I had with someone at the pet shop I work at* Him: hey do you guys have turtles? Me: yeah we have some red eared sliders, a box turtle.... Him: any cheap ones? Like 20ish bucks?
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    • I worked at a gorcery store and a guy was asking where the paper was and i was like what kind of paper? Loose leaf paper? Computer paper? Paper towels? And it took a while to figure out he was looking for pepper
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    • Soul9 18 may
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    • I hate aggressively stupid people
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    • Bargo_ 17 may
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    • Someone once was asking for a bagel at Panera and we asked what kind and they got all mad and they were like “what do you mean what kind? the French one?” so we’re like “French toast??” So he’s getting pissed and swearing at us and FINALLY someone suggests “baguette?” And that was it
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    • I work in a garden center as one of my jobs and we write down the stupid shit people say instead of plant names. Like a clematis someone called a chlamydiaus. And a crossandra a colostrum... we have pages of these.
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    • Someone walked into the shop I work at and asked me to copy his black and white picture and make it color, then questioned my intelligence when I told him why that was impossible.
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    • The whole "IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE" is just as bad as "i was today years old" at this point....
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    • "Well duh, I'm not an idiot. Anyway can you lemonade this?"
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    • "I'm not an idiot" is something only an idiot would say to begin with.
      Zaydonn 17 may
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    • I had an Indian man insist we sold curry donuts at Dunkin while he was in the store. You can SEE! THE FUCKING! DONUTS!! We label them. He can read that there’s NO CURRY!! FUCK
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    • I'm a casino dealer and I one had a woman insist I help her find "Russian roulette"
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    • People who think shit like this is fake have never worked retail
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    • So I used to be a GM for my local wingstop and this is a conversation I had with a customer: “hi! How can I help you?” “So. What else do you guys have besides wings?” “Uh well we have a variety of sides and-“ “do you got burgers?” “No.” “Oh okay. How many comes in the 6?” “......6”
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    • Yeah. I hate retail. People are entitled fuckheads.
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    • I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD MY INTESTINES SHIT OUT OF MY POOP CHUTE
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    • Corolla 17 may
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    • _Influx_ 17 may
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    • NEVER LAUGHED HARDER 🤪😂😂😂😂
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    • I'VE NEVER LAIGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE!!!😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • A customer was trying to get into an argument with me because he wanted tap beer. I work at Starbucks
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    • I can confidently say, I’ve definitely laughed harder than this in my life
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    • Usually, I think tumblr stories are fake, but I believe this. One time while I was a cashier, this women tried to persuade me that the cookies she picked up were free... they were SUGAR FREE.
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    • Did anybody actually laugh?
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    • Wow these features are garbage
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    • It's just customer service in a whole. They're all retarded.
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    • I want a cheeseburger with no cheese. Me: So you want a hamburger? Customer proceeds to lose their shit. Fine, I’m trying to save you a few pennies but whatever.
      Biamond 17 may
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    • Customer walks in “hi I would like to rent a truck” me “all I have is a van” c “no that’s to small I was thinking a 20inch”. Me “ all I have is the van” c “I just told you that’s to small” me “ and I told you I don’t have anything besides the van sorry you decided last minute to move”
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    • I’m not an idiot
      SwelIow 21 may
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    • So I was told you grab dicks here
      xenomax 19 may
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    • HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SHITTING AND CUMMING
      LordShaxx 19 may
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    • Like i always say, over confident ignorance is the root of all evil
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    • Working in retail, you see the stupidity of the human race
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    • My husband went to the store for me today and was in line behind a lady having a right proper shit fit because the cashier wouldn’t let her return her used scratchers. Nor would she pay her half of the jackpot she “almost” won. She did not win.
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    • Working Retail is a magical thing
      Drenop 18 may
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    • And the duck walked up to the retail store
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    • I once had a customer leave the store and immediately call the business. The complained for a bit and then asked for the email address. I had to repeat it LITERALLY 27 times, including spelling it out about 5, and then less the 10 min later we received an email to tell us how much the business sucks
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    • I work a move theater and this lady pronounced matinee as manatee.
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    • Some lady decided to push her child through the metal bars that separate the lazy river from the shallow end at one of the pools I work at and I told her she couldn’t do that because it is endangering her child and the bitch gave me mad attitude. Mothers on mother’s day are the worst
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    • How is this in any way funny? “I have never laughed harder in my life!!!” Sure Karen.
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    • PENClL 17 may
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    • I work in a hardware store and it’s amazing how many people looking for MAP gas and oxygen say “yellow and red propane”
      soemthjng 17 may
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    • My store is closing down and because of that we can’t give anyone refund. Now there’s signs everywhere saying this and we tell you before you checkout, but this lady still came in demand a refund and when I told her I couldn’t do that she pretended to call corporate and say they told us to give her
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    • I've noticed that a lot of people who shop are either illiterate, too lazy to read, or plain ass blind
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    • A duck walked up to a graphics and print store, and he said to the man, running the store: “Hey! (Bum bum bum) Do you do lemonade?”
      Lime09 17 may
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    • Only people that have worked in retail can fully appreciate this. Everyone else is probably just cringing because of Tumblr blissfully aware of how accurate this is.
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    • I had a guy ask me for firestone cups before.. i was like firestone cups and he said yea. I was like sir are you talking about styrofoam cups and he said yea that's it 😂😂 ill never forget that shit.
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    • OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY DYING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IVE NNEVER LAUGHED HARDER OMGOMG HDVEDGBEHRBDUF
      OOBAMA 24 may
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    • BAHAHAAAAA IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY FUCKING LIFE ROFLCOPTERING EVERYWHERE RN BAHAHAA
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    • I’ve had a guy buy a printer and throw away the power cable because he insisted it was a wireless printer....
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    • Was leaving my job and last day was tired of people complaining about cat food. Lady comes in and starts throwing a fit we don't have the pate version of a flavor and that's the only one her cat will eat. I stared at her silently for a long minute and she got really nervous and walked away.
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    • I did a car inspection and this guy failed because he had disconnected his battery and he refused to pay because we "didnt really inspect his car". But like...there was paperwork right in front of him as proof of the inspection
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    • It’s always fun to pretend you don’t know what they mean when you do.
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    • Client, being entitled af: No! I know what I've been told and I know what I am saying! I want these papers Lemonaded! You are such a disrespectful right I want to speak to the manager right now!
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    • Working in a grocery store, I had this guy with a thick foreign accent ask me where the “shreem” was. Confused, I asked again and he said “shreem”. I played dumb and went to a coworker asking for help. I told him what the guy was saying and after a long pause he goes, “shrimp?”...
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    • I used to work at Chicago’s millennium park ice rink and we had tourists and people who didn’t really speak English all the time. Some foreign guy walked in and one of the only English words he knew was “checkin” but couldnt say it rite, he walked up to a skate rental counter and just said “chicken”
      Jeeblitt 18 may
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    • Then the customer gets more angry because you corrected them. You can’t win.
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    • “I’ve NEVER laughed harder in my life. XD XD Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
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    • When your friends ask a really dumb physics question, and you're the only engineer in the group
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    • I work at a movie theater and someone deadass asked me if we sold popcorn as I was dumping the kettle full of popcorn
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    • That last line is the equivalent of a retarded caption
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    • This is such a random and obscure memory but have any of you seen that one movie Daddy Day Care with Eddie Murphy and that one guy keeps holding up his resumé and yelling “LAMINATED”
      TG1097 17 may
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    • I once had somebody ask where to find stuffed simon, they were looking for stuffed salmon
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    • I work in retail, and it really do be like that sometimes.
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    • I work at seaworld and yesterday a guest asked me if the dolphins were closed because of the rain and it took everything in my power not to laugh in his face
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    • OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING ABSOLUTELY HOWLING POSITIVELY RETARDED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • So I once had a customer try to order a ham, Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza they weren’t too thrilled when I tried to explain to them that ham and Canadian bacon are the same thing
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    • A goodish meme ruined by a shitty follow up post
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    • 𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝Save me please𒀱𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒅒𒈔
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    • Sold a weed eater to a lady and she asked me how many miles per gallon it gets
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    • “I’m not an idiot”
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    • I was about to like this meme but the last tumblr response changed my mind
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    • A foreign exchange student once came into my work needing a bowtie. He called it a butterfly. It was adorable
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    • Again, your life must be extremely pathetic then
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    • Is it weird I only laugh when someone else types that they laughed first?
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    • I work at Lowes, an old rude man came in and asked me "Hey, do you have those same flowers I bought yesterday?" I turned toward the 16 tables behind me overflowing with flowers and said "I don't know. Start looking." He reported me to the manager but the manager told me the old guy deserved it
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    • You guys all just lost the game
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    • THEN HE WADDLED AWAY! WADDLE! WADDLE!
      Shunin 19 may
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