Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
dogs when they see another dog
Your butt is magnificent.
Develop Develop
22 sep 2020
dogs when they see another dog Your butt is magnificent.
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
25d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
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SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
te
There is good boy amons us
MemeCental MemeCental
25 sep 2020
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sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
Abigial Abigial
3 mar
Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.