• Florida man who allegedly
threatened family with
Coldplay lyrics ends standoff
after SWAT promises him pizza
o
A I have several questions.
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    • My dude has goals way beyond our understanding
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    • SWAT officer who offered him Pizza:
      5Hed 17 jun
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    • SWAT team discussing amongst themselves: “Surely he sees the guns. There’s no way he’s not scared.” *to Florida man* “STOP SINGING COLDPLAY AT YOUR FAMILY!” Florida Man: “I used to ruuuule the world. Chunks would load when I gave the word.” SWAT team: “Okay get him the pizza.”
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    • How tf do you threaten someone with Coldplay lyrics? Those are some of the most casual, kinda sad songs I've ever heard
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    • The Guy:
      mr25277 17 jun
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    • How dangerous is the Coldplay lyrics?
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    • A weapon to surpass metal gear?
      SeaArter 17 jun
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    • Imagine having to put all of that in a report without dying of laughter
      AskInigga 17 jun
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    • mcbitchy 17 jun
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    • i looked it up and the lyrics were the chorus of Fix You, which is weird.
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    • Pizza is a pathway to many abilities some would consider tasty.
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    • At first I thought he threatened to read Coldplay lyrics to them
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    • Florida is Florida
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    • I looked up Florida man articles on November 9th (my birthday) and this came up
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    • "And, I swear to God, I WILL try to fix you!"
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    • How does one thing to another from which can why when from to?
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    • Honestly, the song he used is probably "a rush of blood to the head". Great song, but the lyrics are a bit odd if taken out of context
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    • content not available more
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    • Coldplay-"i want something just like this... dddoodddooodddoooo....ddddoddoo...daadoooodooooo"
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    • Probably the song a rush of blood to the head. He said I'm gonna buy this place and burn it down I'm gonna put it six feet underground He said I'm gonna buy this place and watch it fall Stand here beside me baby, in the crumbling walls Oh, I'm gonna buy this place and start a fire.
      Gr33naero 17 jun
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    • But Coldplay actually has some good music.
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    • Fred1337 17 jun
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    • Looks like mature gambino
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    • Huh
      Weird 17 jun
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    • I used to rule the world...
      DoNjOhNn 17 jun
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    • Yeah that’s his death row meal
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    • For real tho as someone has gone tho CIT training I've promised pizza taco ect to people to get them to calm down and let me get them help it fucking work and I always hold good on that promise.
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    • Tartaagz 17 jun
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    • Grog dont care
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    • PorkSword 17 jun
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    • drugs
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    • It's Florida I ain't going to ask
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    • Damn I love me some Coldplay
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    • Dude was just hangry , a Snickers would have work faster
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    • Looked it up. It's real
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    • The answer to all of them is "because Florida."
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    • Hope the song was viva la Vidal or "Yes"
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    • POC Adam Sandler.
      XiZeta 20 jun
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    • Did he get his pizza
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    • Ayyyyy Pensacola gang rise up
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    • My dude used to rule the world
      Mosura 19 jun
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    • Hey I think that’s the one on my birthday Feb 28
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    • Cuz who wants to listen to Coldplay, amirite?
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    • Hachimain 19 jun
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    • I thought it said "cosplay" at first
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    • Id rather die than listen to coldplay
      KWSNinja 19 jun
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    • How to get free pizza
      TukTuxedo 19 jun
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    • Question 1: Did he get his pizza??
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    • You can tell the guy didnt get the pizza
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    • Why does he look like Adam Sandler?...
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    • Here. Context
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    • I GOOGLED IT, ITS REAL, I WAS ONE PARAGRAPH IN AND I'M CRYING
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    • SWAT: Hey monkey! You forgot your pizza!
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    • Excuse me as I deal with this stroke-
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    • Coldplay is fucking awesome, gtfo of here if you disagree
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    • Hobi_Hobi 19 jun
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    • Threatening family: you’re about to have an Adventure of a Lifetime!
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    • When you try your best but you don’t succeed
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    • You dont question flordia man. Just let it happen
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    • Ah March 1st I see
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    • Allegedly...
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    • Was he singing midnight cause I’d be depressed from that only
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    • Looks so pissed that he didn't get his pizza
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    • Did he get the pizza tho?
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    • Did he get the pizza
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    • Put the money in the bag or I swear to god we’ll live in a wooden house where making friends will be easy you bastard
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    • Dude he get the pizza or
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    • I used to ruuule the woooorld, but that was when I ruled the wooorld
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    • What a headline
      Aeric98 18 jun
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    • This was on my birthday...
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    • I have a stroke
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    • Threats like "Your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones Turn into something beautiful.... when I'm done with you" and "I'll make you all yellow"
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    • This is not satire guys. It’s on Fox News so they’re taking it seriously
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    • Been reading books of old. The legends and the myths. The testaments they told. The moon and its eclipse
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    • Hostages: "please oh God please don't do it we'll give you whatever you want" Florida man: "I USED TO RUUUUULE THE WOOOORLD"
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    • And you shall have no answers
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    • Drugs is the answer to all of them
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    • I'll send you to paradise, para-, para-, paradise...
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    • The lyrics were "Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to fix you,” from Fix You, says the article on this pizza man
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    • "BuT iF hE wAs BlAcK hE WoUlDvE GoTtEn KiL lEd"
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    • Deserves death in my opinion
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    • Sighs* ...Florida
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    • They really called swat on someone whos only weapon was coldplay huh
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