• "Florida Man stole clothes I and secretly worked as cashier, he
Florida Man did get paid pretty good
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    • False! I reverse searched the mugshot, and the guy was arrested for attempted murder for a high school staff member. You can find the article yourself by googling the headline "Pasco teen said he was joking when he solicited a hitman to kiII a Fivay High staffer"
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    • He made more in four hours than the store would pay him for a week if he were employed there
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    • He made $2000 in 4 hours which is probably a little more than what he would make in a whole month
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    • Like this comment to being back systemic racism. It's been a tough few weeks without it
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    • You have to.log into the registers... hmmm
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    • Sources: dude, trust me.
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    • Lads. I met an awesome dorky Cutesy girl at my grocery store we hit it off and I forgot to ask her her name and number
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    • I'm in love with a criminal
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    • Oh but when corporations do that, it’s ok
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    • Bro I only got paid 12.98 an hour
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    • This is fake af. You need a password to log into the register as a cashier. He’s probably just a crack head or something.
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    • How tf do you keep the cash? Wouldn't you have to put it in a register?
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    • He wouldve needed a register login from a clocked in associate to access the register.
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    • You can’t even get on the registers without having a log in and passcode
      jiujitz 26 jun
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment for lewds
      LewdShopManagerEcho 26 jun
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    • Everyone look up “Florida Man” followed by your birthday. Best answer wins. Mine was “Florida Man arrested for assaulting girlfriend while dressed like dinosaur.
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    • So if they needed change they just saw him take the money out of his pocket?
      imzaddy 26 jun
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    • My kitten died yesterday..can I please get some positive comments or DMS.
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    • He just barely took enough to make it a felony
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    • Florida is just a Gta 5 online roleplay server change my mind
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    • Small town walmarts make as much as 200,000 a week. So one cashier making 2,000 isn’t unreasonable
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    • Who the fuck pays in cash
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    • He kinda looks like Ferris Bueller
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    • Except that he was caught
      Coyotez 26 jun
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    • You still got caught you fucking dipshit.
      ECHO5ECHO 26 jun
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    • PorkSword 26 jun
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    • Big pp moment
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    • I’m early?
      Byrdy 26 jun
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    • Sounds like some trailer park boys shit
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    • Sorry mam, only cash today:)
      Paulc 27 jun
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    • walmart pays you just enuff so you can be on the system
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    • The word "paid" implies a lot.
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    • $2000 in 4hrs? Way too much. Hardly anyone pays in cash. Can't even take card info without looking at it and writing it down.
      Javii 26 jun
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    • Looks like Ferris Bueller had a productive day off
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    • Hey fellas and ladies (even though girls dont exist) honestly how attractive would you find this man out of 10
      Kreamie 26 jun
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    • He also shot up a high school soon after
      Speakeazy 26 jun
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    • Stole Walmart clothes? Wat the vest? That you can buy on eBay?
      ReedMech 26 jun
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    • content not available more
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    • Why he cute tho
      _Barbie_ 26 jun
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    • My man looking like Ferris Bueller.
      mdkraus 26 jun
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    • Absolute chad
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    • Froggy Fresh?
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    • Lotta people paid in cash in those 4 hours huh
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    • Dude this meme is making me scared what if a meteor hit florida years ago and is making people lose brain cells i could end up like this one day
      heydud 26 jun
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    • Honestly, not bad kid
      Oreozzz 26 jun
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    • Why's this nigga look like Ferris Bueler
      DatTop 26 jun
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    • Dammit Ferris Bueler
      Trigg 26 jun
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    • a knock off gabe lewis from the office
      aciditae 26 jun
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    • Bail was 35 and he kept the money
      Fobico 26 jun
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    • Well yes it's called robbery
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    • Where is everyone
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    • Hi
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    • I’m early, where’s the porn?
      Byrdy 26 jun
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    • Made more than the average Walmart cashier makes in a month
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    • Do you think he knows anyone who could hook me up with Walmart fans for cheap? I’m a broke, I spent my life savings on the more expensive ones
      OnlyFans_ 26 jun
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    • Hey everyone! I’m a relatively new streamer and I am being forced off of mixer in July. I moved to twitch for a head start but I lost most of my followers! If you want to support me just go to twitch.tv/FitzMunity and follow my account! You don’t even have to watch the streams!
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    • i_horny 26 jun
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    • What’s up my iniggas
      waydog 26 jun
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    • Fucking what? I make just under a grand every two fucking weeks how’d he get 2k without a record of employment?
      Syntex366 26 jun
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    • imagine if this dude started working 9-5 at walmart after stealing some clothes
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    • Actually now that I think of it it's pretty easy to pose as an employee wearing a mask
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    • Ok but fr. Imagine doing this, but keeping a mask on, maybe putting some makeup on, colored contacts, and pulling this off.
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    • good to know the limit to do this is 3 hours
      Yetard 29 jun
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    • Everyone, go on Google and type "Florida man [insert birth month and date]". LIKE SO OTHERS SEE! Comment what you get as the headline.
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    • What about the people paying card? Or the fact he isn’t able to log into a register or that the LOD keeps track of how many registers are supposed to be open
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    • I can also make 2000$ in 4 hours if I shake my ass hard enough
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    • The guy who actually did this wasn't caught and he didn't steal clothes. He was a black male and walked in wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants, told a register person "the manager needs you I'll take over" completed the line and then took all the money from the register and left.
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    • The mugshot is from a kid that went to my high school lol
      kokkinos 29 jun
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    • He made more in four hours than the store would've paid him for a month of working there
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    • Bullshit
      Guthrum 29 jun
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    • Dude it's Ferris bueler
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    • But he'd have to be signed in to one of the registers in order to even open it, and most people pay by card these days anyway...
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    • That’s a dick suckin’ mouth right there.
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    • goddamn it! sucks he got caught
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    • This is a lie it’s not the true story
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    • Ferris Bueller’s day off huh??
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    • People complaining about their pay is hilarious, my friends you need to make better life choices just saying.
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    • Walmart only keeps 3 registers open, how they not gonna notice 4, lol
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    • The logistics don’t make sense. Did he have access to an unlocked register? Did he do the mental math of all of the products and give the customer a guess of their total and no receipt? Stupid fake meme.
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    • fake news
      xospooki 28 jun
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    • Walmart eh?
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    • Walmart doesn't pay in cash?
      skyeshane 28 jun
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    • Nohapen
      Empman 28 jun
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    • He is the smartest person to work at Walmart
      HOTQBN 28 jun
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    • Unless he stole somebody's numbers it's not possible. You have to have an operator ID and password to access the registers.
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    • Not true. He would have to have an employee id number to open a register. He would need a name badge. And his id number to get a till for the register. And a CSM would have to hand it to him. This is a total lie. Fake post.
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    • What?
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