• Florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter
and punches neighbors allergic to nuts
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    • "dirts" his hands?? What happened to "coated" his hands?
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    • Man just put a status effect on his ass
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    • Imagine having a peanut allergy
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    • Normal humans: *covers hands* No one: Literally not a soul: *dirts hands*
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    • man just pull your pants down if they're allergic to nuts
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    • Instead of getting punched in the nuts the guy got punched with the nuts
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    • People who say "Did you know humans only actually use 20-30% of their brains" are people who actually only use 20-30% of their brain.
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    • Lmao man came with poison damage added to his regular attack
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    • Have you ever considered of Dunking your hand in hand sanitizer. Then light it on fire. Then find someone to slap with that hand
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    • I didn’t know “dirt” was a verb
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    • I did this in middle school. Kid was fucking with me until I discovered his allergy. Came back the next day with pb on my hands and smeared his face up. Nearly died but he didnt bully me anymore.
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    • Dirts his hands with peanut butter lol
      Waya1701 5 aug
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    • "dirts his hands"
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    • Toxicroak headass
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    • Anyone who is allergic to peanuts is fucking weak
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    • My mans inflected poison damage
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    • I have a cool idea for a fighting move basically a person covers their hands in gas and then lights them on fire
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    • Fucking British don’t know how to English correctly.
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    • Isn’t that lowkey biological warfare?
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    • Would that be considered attempted murder
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    • Dirts his hands? That a new term?
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    • if we use 100% of the brain we would have to manually pump our heart and all other bodily functions that are automatically done
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    • Dirts his hands?
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    • Mf have a poison enchant
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    • Chunky peanut butter or creamy?
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    • Ah yes dirting the act of dirt
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    • But how do you dirt your knuckles
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    • I’d love to know how you dirt your hands with pb
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      I’m allergic to all nuts too. I’ve got to be careful when I beat my meat
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    • Lmao that would literally destroy them
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    • They misspelt ‘dirties’ when they could have just said ‘covers.’
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    • then he punches you with jelly, which you are allergic to and you both die next to eachother. cops come and wonder what the fuck happened here
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