Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR
Says That He's 'Down With The
Sickness"
Ricky_tpb_2 Ricky_tpb_2
3 aug 2020
Says That He's 'Down With The Sickness"
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
ad
"Hey girl are you gorilla glue?"
"Cause I can't get you off my head"
From:)
uniqueshysky uniqueshysky
11 feb
ad "Hey girl are you gorilla glue?" "Cause I can't get you off my head" From:)
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
trashyqueen_
@ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa...
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James
Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx
nova
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
trashyqueen_ @ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa... After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx nova raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay