Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR
AwkwardCutie122 AwkwardCutie122
27 sep 2020
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My dogs doesn't bark at you, but he does silently judge you
humourtising Follow
Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
MajorBigWille MajorBigWille
30 oct 2020
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"
15
This person tried to unlock your Phone
TwistKyber TwistKyber
4 nov 2020
15 This person tried to unlock your Phone
GTAS: is released on the
The realistic loading screen:
SS
NineteenEightyFour NineteenEightyFour
20 nov 2020
GTAS: is released on the The realistic loading screen: SS
Stranger Undresses And Jumps Into Cold
River To Save Drowning 13- Year -Old Dog
Landon Landon
25 sep 2020
Stranger Undresses And Jumps Into Cold River To Save Drowning 13- Year -Old Dog
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
We
YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
whimsical195 whimsical195
23 sep 2020
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU We YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
Full face swimming mask from 1928
zander
@finah
i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
DenetteShegrud DenetteShegrud
7 sep 2020
Full face swimming mask from 1928 zander @finah i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup
- @Luckless Outfitters
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup - @Luckless Outfitters
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
NEW YORK POST
Cops bust thief who stole
42,000 pounds of pistachios
Scarletbee Scarletbee
22 jun
NEW YORK POST Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios