• Flo da
man
plants marijuana seeds in his
neighbor garden and calls police 3 months later
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    • Well clearly it didnt work, otherwise we wouldn't know about it lol
      Focus_RSS 29 jul
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    • He’s playing the long con, getting the rates in his neighborhood lower so he can lower his rates, fuck it; weed seeds in my neighbors grass time
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    • Any Cop that arrests someone for weed is a bitch
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    • Don't let furry porn get top comment. Here, have a sandwich.
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    • Dinkleberg
      KelliKing 29 jul
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    • How did they figure that he planted them?
      DN13 29 jul
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    • The fact that we are looking at an article about what he did suggests that it didn't work
      tweb 30 jul
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    • “It don’t affect me man. I just spend $400 on it a week. Ain’t nothing, it don’t do anything. I could stop if I want but I’m not cause it ain’t affecting me negatively. You just don’t wanna try it cuz you a pussy. You won’t get addicted”
      TheLunar 29 jul
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    • From where did that monster get weed seeds, so that I can avoid it.
      DanielVal 29 jul
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    • Kind of a dick move if you ask me
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    • My neighbor threw a temper tantrum about hemp growing in the easement (they come up like weeds here) so I dumped a solid 300 seeds on her lawn
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    • If you think weed will grow in your front yard with no SPECIFIC attention to them, then they wont grow. You need a LOT of water and special lighting. That's why a lot of people who grow weed grow it in their bathtub
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    • It’s not the fact he had weed but the fact he was growing weed which is far more illegal than just possession
      Ptob02 29 jul
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    • That's a douche move.
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    • Thank god nobody knows about my asshole braids
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    • fundog 30 jul
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    • I fuckin came
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    • This is going down in history...
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    • Probably took a polygraph
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    • That dude is a cunt
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    • How did they prove that?
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    • Takes three month to grow some?
      Rudeguy18 29 jul
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    • What is with the FUCKING FURRY PORN
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    • How did they catch him?
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    • Shitty thing to do but hella brilliant you ask me?
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    • Bro...that's literally the def. Of a "fuck boy"
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    • Here’s a little lesson in trickeryyy, this is going down in historyyy. If you want to be a villain number one, you have to chase a super hero on the runnn
      wompy_t 2 aug
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    • THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!!!
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    • You can fight that.
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    • seems as if the evidence was... PLANTED
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    • The trickster.
      ArtbyJ 1 aug
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    • Imagine getting unsmiled into oblivion
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    • How did they figure it out?
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    • Does yardwork like a Chad and just cuts it*
      earli 1 aug
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    • How would he be caught tho?
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    • If my neighbor didn’t have cameras, I’d do it to that creep. Fucker touched me and my friend. Me repeatedly. Clothed but nonetheless creepy.
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    • I mean it's not a lesson if he gets caught
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    • It wouldn't grow for shit. Weed is a delicate little guy that needs a lot of attention
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    • How tf did they find out it was him that planted the seeds though?
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    • we’re just built different
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    • I did this similar thing. Lol. Took all my males and dumped them at someone’s house that I hate and called the police. They didn’t get in trouble because they were males, not producing any thc, but it was fucking hilarious
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    • Fucking florida man is back at it again strange florida man can change identity
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    • Police : how did you know these were marijuana plants? Florida man : I uh guessed they were. Police : arrest this man he smokes weed.
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    • I will always welcome some Robbie Rotten in the features
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    • And dragons
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    • Them:you can hear photos Me: ...
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    • My boss used to do this
      Cjchicken 31 jul
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    • How to get rid of your neighbor
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    • Bitch is smell em way before 3 months then set em up in doors
      Lemonkite 31 jul
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    • Let's hope they wasn't black
      BornAMeme 31 jul
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    • End the drug war.
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    • My dad grew pot in his backyard before I was born in the city suburbs of New Jersey and no one caught him
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    • Thats what he gets for stepping on his property
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    • “Neighbor garden”? ( X ) Doubt
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    • smart phones have crippled most chances of getting even with a$sholes this social media age has kiIIed everything for me its the reason this shitty viru$ persists because idiots have a platform to express their opinions and sheep at it up
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    • But is that him
      jay_cast 30 jul
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    • carnived caribs looks like a
      Score 30 jul
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    • Dude. Weed grows wild. Nobody I mean nobody should get arrested for weed growing in their back yard
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    • how did they figure it out
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    • "Florida man convinced police his neighbor planted weed in his house"
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    • Totally evil but funny at the same time lmao
      Sandys 30 jul
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    • This is going down in history If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound...
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    • Obviously it didn't work if they found out he was the one that planted it but I'll give him credit for creativity
      Red33 30 jul
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    • I mean he got caught tho so ig he stilll took an L. A for effort tho
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    • Cops usually wont arrest someone for weed unless its a huge amount, But dont get mad when you do, You knew the risks when you got it, You knew it was against the law, I dont care if it helps you cure your fake depression or your Adhd
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    • What a dick move
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    • Shit Michigan we can UpTo 12 plants each for personal use 🤷
      Drewnick 30 jul
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    • Here's a little lesson in felony
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    • Why is it always Florida
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    • Its not really a big deal if he isnt bagging it up and selling it
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    • Florida Man take me by the hand lead me to the land.
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    • Yeah this fake, you have to manage and maintain your plant like crazy for it to grow
      Drdoge0 30 jul
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    • I love reading pot head comments.
      skipjerk 30 jul
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    • Guess it didn’t work
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    • I saw a real life “Florida Man” story on the news a couple days ago. I never thought I’d see one for myself.
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    • Chopstick came with a large lo mein...
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    • I too trust that news source
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    • This is going down in history
      BlkBon 30 jul
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    • I wish I lived somewhere where weed could grow by itself outside
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    • For real, “Florida man” might be my favorite thing of this decade
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    • I knew this guy who planted some in the window flower pots of a police station when he was a kid (about 50 yrs ago) and it took them months to notice
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    • This feels like a fals blubby accusation tbh. Same energy. Less significant bit should result in jail time tbh
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    • Thats a smart idea
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    • How did they know
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    • how the fuck could they have possibly known it was him
      CL4P_TP 30 jul
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    • Auto flowers. On average they take about 70 days to fully grow. If ya want the giant 5+ feet tall plants go with photoperiods
      JMcK 30 jul
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    • Not gonna work they need special lights and the soil and water need to be checked every day
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    • Did he took care of the plants without them knowing?
      787939 30 jul
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    • How did they find out he did it?
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    • You probably could feign ignorance in a court of law act like you didn't know what type of seeds they were
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    • People are still going to jail for having a plant?
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    • That’s why I get mine for free, also I don’t know anybody who spends that much in a week, only rich white kids pay around $40 for a g
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    • CSGO Voice: The bomb has been planted.
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    • Ah yes, America. The same country where you can serve in the military at 18 but need to be 21 to drink
      Boratttt 30 jul
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    • How does one even obtain weed seeds?
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