Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
he greatest title one can hold
he
I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
WIFE MATERIAL
THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
9 feb
WIFE MATERIAL THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
Duck, Duels,
Goose
messy_dankmemesgang messy_dankmemesgang
22 jan 2021
Duck, Duels, Goose
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
© Based on: thegonkdroid
Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
Gonna be
lake
Wait, gotta kiss my dog
iWholesome iWholesome
25 sep 2020
Gonna be lake Wait, gotta kiss my dog
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994*
Mall employees in 1993:
*All I Want for Christmas is You was made in 1994* Mall employees in 1993:
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.