Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
ErosOne ErosOne
27 mar
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you