Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
Everytime!
Me: *Stretches*
My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
Everytime! Me: *Stretches* My Dog: "Already got my shit packed, where we goin'?"
2020 keeps walking back in like:
Do hear here?
TopazTexanGal TopazTexanGal
4 nov 2020
2020 keeps walking back in like: Do hear here?
He: What that mouth do?
Her:
Argue)
He: What that mouth do? Her: Argue)
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes
my dog past my curfew last week
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes my dog past my curfew last week
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
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23 sep 2020
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SecretSauceForYou SecretSauceForYou
27 sep 2020
Viper @DBZTsViper "Gogeta fan gives a good point on why Gogela is stronger" Vegito fans :
I hate it when
hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor
i hate it when my dog
RR melts
ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
I hate it when hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when my dog RR melts ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts
Charizard: Can breathe fire
Squirtle:
CuteSylveon CuteSylveon
15 mar
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts Charizard: Can breathe fire Squirtle:
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But
You Just Aren't Impressed
Don_Snakey Don_Snakey
3 jun
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But You Just Aren't Impressed
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
miku
ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
kayeeluh kayeeluh
28 sep 2020
miku ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
Me when can hear people chewing:
Me when can hear people
Le
Me when can hear people chewing: Me when can hear people Le
Please show me your feet
TwistKyber TwistKyber
5 nov 2020
Please show me your feet