• Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
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    • 1800eatshit xD
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    • Was that Kobe’s pilot
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    • copilot knows his shit too he can very well tell you to eat shit.
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    • 1-800-EAT-SH1T lol
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    • Ask for an autorotation demonstration
      Flubnub3 22 jul
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    • 1800eatshit is a sex hotline
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    • 1-800-EAT-SHIT lol
      wzom 22 jul
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    • Isn’t the right seat for the copilot?
      dmmja 21 jul
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    • That's how you know he's experienced and loves his job
      53FORD 23 jul
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    • Get to the chopah, the other chopah
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    • Fuck
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    • Does it smell like he shit his pants. That will tell you how scared he is
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    • Trust me this is a seasoned pilot
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    • Definitely ex military 😂
      ryanj1998 24 jul
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    • What a funny guy
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    • 1-800-EAT-SHIT
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    • GET TO THE CHOPPPAH
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    • Featured calling it
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    • Fucking legend
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    • dead pool vibes
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    • Kobe's final moments were filled with horrors like this
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    • At least he’s keeping it real
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    • I'd laugh my a*s off
      lynnsan 22 jul
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    • Beast
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    • Bruh
      fuze_it_ 22 jul
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    • I’d get a good chuckle out of it.
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    • Erreul 22 jul
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    • All coons are boisterous
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    • Student driver
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    • Diamond drilling doing a fly job?
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    • That’s about right haha
      DownToFly 22 jul
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    • Gay
      sadfruits 22 jul
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    • LewdingThingsThatShallNT Hey! You want some ‘content’? 😝
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    • Calls number.....
      lex714 22 jul
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    • Incoming Kobe jokes :(
      The1516 22 jul
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    • Mhm
      Guac 25 jul
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    • Jump and yell Koby
      lukestigs 25 jul
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    • If i can ever afford it I wanted to get a helicopter how hard is the training etc for it and how dangerous is ir
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    • Did anyone call the number?
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    • I had the same sticker on my helmet when I used to race go to the carts..
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    • I'm saving it just for the 1800 eat shit
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    • The sticker crack8ng me up under the message
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    • Lmao I love it!!!
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    • Flying in a helicopter is awesome not scary at all
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    • 1-800-EAT-SHIT beautiful
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    • The matrix a black wire is connected to he's head
      boi7574 25 jul
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    • Commenting to make the comments 420
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    • I want to fly with this guy as my pilot I'm down for that real shit
      CesarNava 25 jul
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    • I wanna call that number now
      Much_Wow 24 jul
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    • content not available more
      loser_47 24 jul
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    • What does the clear label say ?
      chasejoyn 24 jul
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    • What do you do that makes you fly in a helicopter
      KNHAMLET 24 jul
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    • If they got this on their helmet you bet your ass they are a top notch pilot
      Dogtism 24 jul
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    • Holy shit I know what I want to put on my helmet when I get my flying license
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    • I wanna be a pilot, and get that 1-800-EAT-SHIT sticker. If I dont become a pilot, I'm still getting that sticker
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    • Helicopter rides are very peaceful.
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    • Eat shit i guess jaja
      Elmoustro 24 jul
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    • 1-800- how’s my flying lol xD
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    • I need
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    • Campaign mission in real life
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    • Wasn't calming? I'd be laighing so hard at that I would've missed the whole flight
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    • Is this your first time flying in a helicopter? Person says yes. pilot says me to.
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    • Kobe
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    • SoyBoi17 23 jul
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    • I have to tell y’all so I called the number just for a good laugh it was a hooker hotline it started with " hey there Hot stuff"
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    • Does that say eat shit
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    • 1800 eat shit can't get better than that
      Passadon 23 jul
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    • That's how you know you can trust him
      Snowguy54 23 jul
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    • 1-800-EAT-SHIT
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    • If I were the pilot the sticker would say “Lol we both finna die”
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    • Last thing Kobe saw...
      skipjerk 23 jul
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    • Ngl like when the shit is going down they can’t even accept their fate since they’re the pilot, they gotta try everything they got til the ground
      Zelex_ 23 jul
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    • If you need help, call 1-800- EAT SHIT! Just in case of emergency
      s0uls 23 jul
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    • 1-800-EAT-SHIT
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    • That's the guy I would trust look at how worn that sticker is
      pedro1767 23 jul
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    • CT_Fives 23 jul
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    • Need that eat shit sticker. I want to hide it on the back of my iPad where passengers won't see it but other pilots will
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    • Planes want to fly. Choppers want to fall
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    • Basically saying Stay calm
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    • I need this on my helmet if I become a pilot
      datyou 23 jul
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    • Kobe
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    • Rotating metal fatigue surrounded by an oil leak.
      goutboy 23 jul
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    • Helicopter pilots are fucking great
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    • I called 1800-eat-shit. It's a sex hotline.
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    • LH250 XD 🤣🤣🤣
      bartimus 23 jul
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    • Haha
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    • Can I get one with out the caption?
      stevo_evo 23 jul
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    • 1-800-EAT SHIT LMAO
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    • Classic 3m dymo label font.
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    • I'm not sure which one is better
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    • Thays because helicopters fly with the balance of a toddler its entirely up to the pilot to keep it upright and 50% of non military pilots are told only how 50% of the machine works. I was a rescue pilot for 6y and wanted to do those joy rides where people rent someone to fly them around
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    • Lol
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    • Civilian heli pilots vs military heli pilots. What's y'alls opinion?
      Cpt_Heap 22 jul
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    • What Kobe seen on his last flight
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    • I’d be more scared if his helmet had scratches/crash wear on it
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    • DONT CALL 1800 eat shit
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