FISH TACO!
FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Krackers Krackers
24 sep 2020
FISH TACO! FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
NightMemeWhore NightMemeWhore
19 mar
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
Parents: "First protein powder now creatine what's next?
Steroids?:
Me:
2stans 2stans
29d
Parents: "First protein powder now creatine what's next? Steroids?: Me:
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
Believe me,honey
like you for your personalitits
DontLookAtMySubz DontLookAtMySubz
12 may
Believe me,honey like you for your personalitits
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE?
A FRO GANER Doe!
FAV GATE?
PETIING Hit!
GOOD BOY
ba
hopefulComicsboi hopefulComicsboi
23 sep 2020
HECK YEAH II 17 FAV CONSOLE? A FRO GANER Doe! FAV GATE? PETIING Hit! GOOD BOY ba
FACTS if KNOW
DID YOU KNOW
Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina
row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle.
Photo: by shutterstock
YourGirlYani
24 feb
FACTS if KNOW DID YOU KNOW Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle. Photo: by shutterstock
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
YourLocalLampShade YourLocalLampShade
28 jan 2021
God: So there's just one rul- Eve: