• First thing you doing if you win $200 million?
Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move.
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    • Getting taxed and losing most of it
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    • Invest invest invest. Triple it. Invest invest. Triples again. Get myself a business and workers. Invest invest. Buy other companies. Pay politicians. Invest invest. Brainwash the public. Sit back in my mansion as the world burns.
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    • Wait no thats actually kind of smart this way they wont be horny and wont be wasting it on stupid things to get him off
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    • Assuming it's not taxed, invest half of it, buy a nice house, nice car, nice furniture, powerful PC, every game console ever made, etc
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    • Hire a lawyer , always do that..they will handle shit for you no joke
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    • Pay someone to beat my meat so I have post nut clarity to realize that was a bad decision.
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    • Sad thing is, that’s actually really smart
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    • A. Men. A smart man indeed.
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    • Retire my parents, retire myself, whole fam loves comfortably, donate the rest.
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    • First invest, then start a phone company. Im thinking about calling it "banana"
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    • I’d take all the seashells I can find and hide them on an island and stockpile them high until their rarer than the diamond. Then make people think that they want them really want them really fucking want them.
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    • Stfu. You don't need to invest 200 million. You will die before that money runs out. I'm buying a nice 2 bedroom house, a car, quitting my job. And going full time in writing. No investing, no lawyers. Just me finally being able to do what I want without care
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    • You’d have about $162M after taxes. So what I’d do is take $60M and have 3 separate hedge funds manage it, $40M into apartment complexes, $30M into index funds, keep $30M for future investments, and then take the last $2M and go on the best vacation in history.
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    • So...MANY...HOOKERS!!!!!
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    • 2m? Put it into a secret savings account and forget about it for a few years
      Snipe508 7 sep
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    • Give half of it to my bitch wife
      Guy_Meme 7 sep
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    • Open up my shop finaly
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    • Buy an auto jackoffinator 9000 then us it then id use the post but clairity
      DrPeePee 7 sep
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    • Call independent financial planner, EA, and lawyer, have them meet you to collect. Pay taxes. Put into trust with 3rd party trustee and use financial planner to give you stupid high monthly income. Travel, f*** b****** and chill.
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    • calling around to a few investment branches and financial advisors, find someone who will actually help me and isn’t trying to gouge me for money, and figure out the best plan of investments to make. put around 25-50 million into investments/stocks/and becoming partners of companies. allow that mone
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    • Pay off all my moms bills and loans
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    • Just buy a whor......ohhhhhh, yeah. Do that instead
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    • Give my parents 5 mil, and tell them to fuck off to Europe for a few months while i build their house.
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    • A man of sheer focus and fucking willpower. That’s actually smart lol
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    • Start a business and buy homes and flipped them, but be part of the demo process and then remodel it with my dad. Do it for a couple of times and then buy a big home and then give it to my mom and dad. I will also start a new school with clear views no politics and make it a tradeschool.
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    • I read it as 200 dollars million?
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    • I won one thousand in a radio giveaway and i think i held on to it for a month or so before i spent it just making sure i used it correctly
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    • I would buy a jet pack and night vision goggles to truly own the night
      MLGtbone 7 sep
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    • Build an underground bunker-town to save as many people as possible, in case of WWIII.
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    • Idk what y'all are talking about but I'll go get some drugs...and start a project x party up in this bitch. Not like you can go out and actually do something with everything fucking closed
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    • Better call Saul to launder it for you
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    • Buy a nice comfy house for $300k and live the rest of my life playing league of legends and building a healthy fit body
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    • Pay of my car, get a house in a small town, trade my car for something reasonable, invest it, start a company, pay off my college debt, see the world, and donate to suicide prevention organizations
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    • Imma be 100% id do nothing, i dont need the money id just give some cash to my wife and keep working hard.
      baros 7 sep
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    • Buy some bitcoin and have someone kill my neighbor Jim
      Thrano 7 sep
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    • Spend my money on my dog and cat.
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • Purchase a couple homes in Florida for my family but nothin like a million dollars. Then a big home in Colorado. Real estate is always a good buy and having my family close together in Florida would be awesome. Id probably invest a lot of it after that and definitely have some cool toys
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    • Oh no, you mentioned masturbation as anything other than self-inflicted cancer on iFunny! Prepare to be Gulag'd by the iFunny Virtue Police
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    • Pay off everything. Then save the rest so when I have kids I can pay off everything for them too
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    • Lawyer up
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    • Pokemon cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Yo does anyone have the post nut political compass?
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    • Live modestly and never tell anyone I have anywhere near that amount
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    • iFappy 7 sep
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    • His name is nut
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    • Nvidia RTX 3090
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    • Accountant. Get an accountant.
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    • First thing I’m doing is going to the bank and putting 150mil in a savings account that I won’t touch till I’m broke. Then I’ll act as if I only got 50 mil. Then I’m blowing through the first 10 almost immediately. Million dollar house plus fully furnishing and turning it into my dream house 1/2
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    • I always jerk off when I really need to think about something or make a big decision. Jokes or not, it’s a very useful thing to do.
      _Godless 7 sep
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    • Thats actually fucking genius
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    • I don't know, two girls at once?
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    • PREACH
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    • Find out Obama’s first name
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    • I'll watch a mobile ad to double rewarda
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    • Make a nuke and start ww3
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    • How much would you get if you just left it in a savings account?
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    • Casino
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    • Cocaine.... lots and lots of blow...
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    • Invest is obvious, but I wanna invest in something that makes a cobtinuous slow profit and use that exact profit to fund charity. Corny I know, but honestly i already have my home, my pc and a reasonable car that's paid off. I might travel with some of it but that's it.
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    • building a meth lab with jesser and his cocainer
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    • Buy property rent out houses and apartment buildings.And build a decent trailer park(there aren't any in my area it would be a great income. And buy or start a car dealership. And live off of the income from that
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    • Building a castle and forming /recruiting a medieval reenactment society as an army, then living in the woods in a hobbit hole
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    • Buy a modern suburban house, pay all the bills ahead as many years aa possible, get a nice car, and live retired forever. Not going on fancy trips all the time or anything and blowing my money, but just living comfortably
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    • Pay some hot chick to beat my meat for me
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    • Putting it in the bank and living on interest.
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    • I’d donate it all to Bill Gates
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    • Buying my mom a house, getting my dad his dream car, put some away for college and after college. Then just go buy a bunch of shoes and clothes.
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    • Respect.
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    • Hide it somewhere
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    • Getting me a femboi for da night
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    • Buy a decent house and slowly earn back my ex through action, and not money, because now I can finally give her the life I wanted to.
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    • Buying all the chili and having a mega chili party with a chili pool and hot tub
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    • More like post nut depression.
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    • I’d probably still go into the military and I’d make my truck badass
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    • Probably have kids
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    • Put 190million in a high interest savings account and use 10 million to pay off all debts my parents and grandparents have and then live off the interest of the 190 million, putting back what I dont use to grow more
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    • I don’t know what’s better, the actual meme or that guy’s username😂
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    • A classic
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    • This probably the best advice I've gotten all year
      rok_star 8 sep
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    • Use 1/4 for spending funds another 1/4 for saving in an account that will slowly grow it over time and the other half for safe and careful investments.
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    • I know people say invest. I dont know much about money and the outside world but if i win 200 mill cant i just live off that for the rest of my life? If i stay frugal and shit?
      Saoiirse 8 sep
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    • I’d live comfortably for the rest of my life because how the hell am I gonna spend all that in my life time
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    • That you Nut (but done) tella, very cool
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    • Life hack
      l_AM_GOD 8 sep
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    • A true entrepreneur
      ThatWolf 8 sep
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    • It comes in handy but never at the right times
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    • Uhh I’m staying at a 5-star hotel in Las Vegas and buying all the hookers.... oh I get it.
      kydoza 8 sep
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    • Hookers and blow
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    • Buying night vision goggles, my own personal tank, and an army of raccoons
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    • Puttin it in a Manhattan chase bank account let it grow thru interest
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    • Smart
      Denichae 8 sep
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    • Hes not wrong lol
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    • Wtf id be smoking the fattest blunt i could possibly roll
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    • Only fans
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