[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
When you try to take a seflie in a Vietnamese forest
13 faces detected
Vice Vice
27 jan
When you try to take a seflie in a Vietnamese forest 13 faces detected
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
One Piece Characters:
Antioxx Antioxx
1 dec 2020
One Piece Characters:
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should
have come here!"
ad a"
You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
AgentTex98 AgentTex98
16 dec 2020
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should have come here!" ad a" You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
stepping out today hide ya girl
childish
@datassque
ima hide wit her
DenkiKaminari01 DenkiKaminari01
5 mar
stepping out today hide ya girl childish @datassque ima hide wit her
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Tabby Tabby
15 apr
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
KMickparty KMickparty
6 nov 2020
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
NEWS
Woman's head
DOUBLES in size after
horrific allergic reaction to common hair dye
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
eyes eyes
5 oct 2020
NEWS Woman's head DOUBLES in size after horrific allergic reaction to common hair dye SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!