[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
The look your gWves you splls the tea
The look your gWves you splls the tea
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
When the CIA is sus
H44S H44S
22 jan 2021
When the CIA is sus
SpongeBob
SquarePants
2013 U Season
He's lost his family, and now his last daughter,
to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
JUSTxSHUTxUP JUSTxSHUTxUP
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob SquarePants 2013 U Season He's lost his family, and now his last daughter, to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3"
@pop_smokerzofficial
scuffduff scuffduff
25 sep 2020
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3" @pop_smokerzofficial
Congratulations! You've Made it to
November of 2020!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE!
All of Us:
leagueofgnar leagueofgnar
4 nov 2020
Congratulations! You've Made it to November of 2020! MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE! All of Us:
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
he was forced to be bri ish
memes
for one day
he was forced to be bri ish memes for one day
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil: