[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
ErosOne ErosOne
7 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
HistorythroughmemesI HistorythroughmemesI
24 sep 2020
Rare 'singing' dog, thought to be extinct in wild for 50 years, still thrives By Katie Hunt, CNN Updated AM EDT, Tue September 01, 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
do you have games on your phone?
FurryAccount FurryAccount
25 sep 2020
do you have games on your phone?
CERTIFIED MEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Xlsiorrr
25 sep 2020
CERTIFIED MEEP SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
"You're an American Harry!"
sooner84 sooner84
15 apr
"You're an American Harry!"
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
AnnieDoodly AnnieDoodly
24 sep 2020
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME:
SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Skeewomp Skeewomp
16 aug 2020
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME: SORRY I'M SO SORRY
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Biffers_ Biffers_
9 feb
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR