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    • Take her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fight
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    • Nope. That's hookup culture. Not dating
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    • I just took a girl out on a date earlier today we went and saw a movie and went to Golden Corral (her choice) for dinner. No sexual intentions, just two people enjoying the proximity of each other. If you’re looking for sex you’ll find it, if you’re looking for a relationship you’ll find it.
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    • Hookup culture is fucking ugly
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    • Relationships shouldnt start by fucking prove me wrong
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    • Met my girlfriend on the internet through mutual friends. We hit it off pretty well. I wanted to move out, she was in MI, I was in CA. I moved to MI and went to school and we got an apt together. I was 18 at the time. I’m 23 now and our wedding is in 3 weeks. Always chase your dreams kids.
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    • An after the 3 day sex marathon you guys fight for 1 to 2 days an it's over, you get back on the bus go home and you dont speak to each other for 6 years until one of you say "hey."
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    • Too bad. Some still believe in dates and romance and relationships. Now its just hook ups and sex with anything that walks. Chivalry was slaughtered and sold for parts
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    • What an incredibly specific personal experience to decide is a true statement for everyone else. Weird flex
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    • Oh yes your "trauma" please tell me how you were once cheated on in highschool and ever since you can't trust anyone
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    • That’s for weirdos who can’t meet and hold an actual conversation with someone face to face
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    • Na that applies to 2009 internet relationships. Why talk to someone 600miles away when PornHub says theres horny MILFs in your area.
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    • Nah that's just the internet loser approach of "dating" because God forbid they go outside and talk to people in person
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    • I hate these types of people and I hate these features
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    • I’m marrying the guy I matched with on tinder 4 years ago in August what a weird time to be alive lol
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    • That doesn’t sound like the start of a stable relationship
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    • shit, i met a girl at my college and we went to the movies and hit it off from there. Is this how most people date? i didn’t know i was in the minority
      InkFobel 3 apr
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    • I met my gf through this app, she lived in Missouri, I lived in Texas, we met up and now we live together here in Texas. Follow your fucking dreams people.
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    • No, there are plenty of first dates, y’all are just too fucking socially awkward to go on one
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    • Nah just you cringy fucks who live online.
      Jeremixh 3 apr
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    • Having a first date tomorrow, wish me luck lads
      ddog042 3 apr
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    • No wonder I’m single, I fucking hate this sex culture
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    • Nah that’s how people on iFunny try to find love
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    • Can I get in on this 2019 thing?
      D1NOknee 4 apr
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    • So accurate it kinda hurts
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    • I was friends with someone 6 hours away and after two years we ended up dating. I drove to see him a lot bc he couldnt drive (Amputee). I even moved in with him too.
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    • glad i found my woman like a normal human being
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    • This post is actually pretty disgusting tbh
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    • If you relate to this you're a loser.
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    • People don’t understand dignity or actually feelings anymore and today’s society feels having sex with somebody after 1 day of talking and never speaking again is more casual than going out for coffee or something
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    • Imagine taking a bus 600 miles and not a train or plane. (This message has been brought to you by Amtrak and ValuJet)
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    • What do these kids consider trauma these days, my little sister went to therapy bc she was traumatized the teacher didn’t pick her for something, like do u guys consider that actually trauma ??????
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    • *Human traffickers* “Write that down, write that down!”
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    • Who finna be my rabbit
      Lucyien 7 apr
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    • Getting laid isn’t hard but finding a girl that’ll actually stay with you... now that’s hard
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    • Too accurate..after 3 days up you realize you hate each other’s quirks and mannerisms in person and quietly return home and think what a waste of time it all was....but the sex was pretty good
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    • Ya if ur ugly
      ImFTK 4 apr
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    • Yeah well I fucking hate this shit.
      Pretz 4 apr
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    • I’ve never been on a date or had sex. It sucks being ugly and painfully awkward
      Speck 4 apr
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    • I’m in this and I don’t like it
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    • This is why I have no hope for a relationship, everyone these days is shit
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    • That’s fantastic until people realize they don’t have the tools to build lasting relationships so everyone either has a miserable marriage or dies alone. Either way children are still being born in unloving families or out of wedlock so they are never taught to be functioning members of society.
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    • Am I the only one who hates the modern age and how people meet, and wishes they could go back before online dating and social media?
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    • Or like maybe have an emotional connection with someone and stay with them instead of doing constant one night stands. I dunno, whatever floats your boats
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    • I fukin hate 2019 BECAUSE of this
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    • Nothing like finding the girl of your dreams and driving across the country to meet her only to find she’s actually a fucking he and whips out a dick expecting to pound your ass.
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    • I met a guy on a game and he moved for me, we’ve been dating for five years now and living together. Being patient was hard as shit. Lol.
      X_LSP_X 7 apr
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    • I don't get why people get mad at young people for having meaningless sex. They've always done that, for all of history. It's part of emotional development.
      Volition 5 apr
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    • How me and my boyfriend met. He is literally 600 miles away from me. He bought a bus ticket to come see me and we fucked like rabbits. 😋
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    • Is that how i do it? I was raised real old school. I hild doors open and everything and i try but shit doesnt work out.
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    • You ever talk to a real, genuine libtard? It's like waking through a minefield except every time you step on one it tells you not to use a certain word cuz 15 years ago someone they heard about got inconvenienced by someone who also used that word.
      Zenith12 4 apr
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    • Imagine actually not wanting a meaningful relationship and just hooking up for the rest of your life
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    • I had something like this going but I didnt get to the part where I traveled 600 miles to fuck like rabbits :(
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    • My first date was me going over to his house to watch LOTR but he couldn't find it so we took turns playing dark souls.
      KayskolA 4 apr
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    • I'm in this image and I don't like it
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    • This is normal for some people? Y'all don't just match with someone nearby on Tinder and actually go on a date? Y'all weird
      creepsy 4 apr
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    • I hate this generation
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    • This is exactly how I started my current relationship 😂
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    • Nah I hate this generation for dating all you lame ass people go on one date and you’re immediately boyfriend girlfriend like wtf dating use to be so you could get to know eachother to see if you were compatible to be come a couple now it’s one date then boom they break up 1 month later it’s stupid
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    • Y’all are fucking retarded if you do this
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    • I drove 400miles to hang out with someone i like - not looking to fuck - would rather find something serious.
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    • I asked my now gf to movies I made a move and it paid off two days ago was our 1 year anniversary
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    • All fun and games until the person you’re talking to ends up being a 40 year old pervert and then they resize each and every one of your holes
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    • That's why none of you have a relationship
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    • And people wonder why STD’s are spreading so quickly
      Ehsper 3 apr
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    • I'd rather go out with a guy to get coffee, talk, and after that he walks me home. That's how I want my first date to go.
      RagDollX 3 apr
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    • That's some dumb shit right there. Why support the idea of everyone being a mindless slut?
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    • You guys are getting fucked?
      BANDlT 3 apr
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    • Im in this photo and i dont like it
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    • I met a girl on vr chat in November and now I live on the other side of the country with her.
      MiniMage 3 apr
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    • It was like that in the 90s with me and my wife before our first date. Only difference was the internet went "SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEE-BEDOME BEDOME BE! SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-BEEEEEEEEEE!" first.
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    • Hooking up can only make you happy for so long before you start realizing it’s all pointless
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    • More like 1104.7 miles away.
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    • When people ask how did you two meet? “A dating app” . Then everyone else has these crazy stories of how they met at school and through friends etc. Its just weird to me.
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    • Met my gf on tinder over a year ago now. She’s asleep next to me :)
      cobhc53 7 apr
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    • What hell, all I do is talk to a girl for awhile and she friendzoned me. Am I in an alternate universe or something?
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    • I hate 2019. Fucking retarded.
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    • Fuck that. I miss relationships that last
      Echo419 7 apr
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    • Sexted with this girl for idk maybe 5 years both of us being really young to adulthood, kinda just formed a weird friendship finally decided to meet each other and shit it’s the best sex I’ve ever had
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    • A picture meme? This is some next level shit!
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    • It's fucked up how sex has become objectified and seen as a transaction between two mutual partners, same sex or not, to feel the guilty pleasure of intercourse. There's no love anymore in an act that was intended to be the epitome of it.
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    • I guess I’m just old fashioned then because I’d still rather ask girls out in person and take them out on that first date to talk and get to know her and I’ve never even talked about clappin cheeks
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    • I am in this pic and i dont like it.
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    • Just take her out to eat, than take her home to eat out
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    • This is oddly...relatable. But it was 2017 for me.
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    • This is exactly what happened with me and my best friend except we had been talking for 2 years. 8 months into the relationship he dumps me over the phone and blocks me completely out of his life just like that, effectively shattering my heart into a thousand little pieces. I’m still not over it.
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    • Wow I met a girl on spring break and fell for her hard and now this is literally speaking to me that’s all her and I have been doing since we left and she lives 625 miles away and she’s coming to me in 3 weeks fuck
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    • I met my girlfriend like a normal person
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    • Yep, because the best solution to trauma is sex
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    • I don’t like 2019
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    • I hate 2019
      html5 3 apr
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    • I haven’t dated anyone like... ever. Like after I hit puberty it was annoying because I was really really horny but now it’s just like eh I could care less
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    • My ex is literally doing this right now. We broke up and she moved on hella quick. Now she is talking to some guy over the internet. Fucking stupid bitch.
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    • This generation sucks and i wish i weren't a part of it
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    • whatever you do please don’t do this
      52Hz 3 apr
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    • I love how everyone has "trauma" now
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    • Driving 600 miles to meet a 600 pound man instead of the supermodel you thought you were talking too
      SL2SLOW 3 apr
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    • Honestly hate how modern relationships work
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    • Well me and my gf met on this app, she lived in Texas and we talked for 6 months, everyday. We joked about living together for a while until I finally said fuck it and bought her a plane to, so she could come up to NY and hangout with me. Little did I know she ended up living with me. We are 8 month
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