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Earth oceans and what's in them
Going off how the Humans are Space Orcs and "Humans bond with anything
despite obvious danger' that annoys the rest of the alien crew, think about them
being introduced to earth oceans
After all it's common to have to always remove their human from unknown likely
dangerous life forms despite constant protests and that they were only "playing"
they start to notice that their human never really speaks of their earths sea
creatures, which makes sense as the humans organs aren't equipped to survive
in that environment despite being able to "swim" (it is a common theory
discussed that humans could survive if given no option to otherwise as that's
what they always seem to do) curious and nervous, a rookie of the crew, decides
to ask (the veterans have learned not to ask about earth as it always ends in
confusion and horror) Only to be told that "they aren't really sure", in human
speak this can mean many things. One is that they never looked, another is that
they were honestly telling the truth. Confused, they ask again as surely the
species that does everything to fulfill their curiosity would surly know what fills
75% of their surface? Only to be told of creatures that are the length of their ship
with a jaw just as wide. Of creatures that glow to attract and trap their pray. And
that there was never a pod that was created could withstand the pressure of
deepest depths. Or if it could, the visual feed would always disappear within
rows of jagged teeth. And that are only the stories that have been proven. There
are stories of the old ages, of creatures that could drown you with the sound of
their voice, of things only seen in the shadows with a glimpse of sharp teeth.
Humans don't go in the ocean, they learn. Humans that are made of iron and
steel, known to bond with anything, and a curiosity that defies all known logic
don't dare to explore the depths of their own planet. The crew leam that the only
thing to terrify their human are the creatures that lurk in the oceans of their own
earth. Everything must seem tame to them compared to the monster planet that
they call home. And suddenly, things make sense.
#humans are space orcs humans are weird
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    • Retards don't realize that aliens would have ecosystems of their own.
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