"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
TikToks TikToks
23 sep 2020
Cat wakes up in the sky and surprises pilot
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
Shatwildcop Social Distancing is STILL in effect ya'll...
He's proba
thinking absut other dogs.
What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
He's proba thinking absut other dogs. What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
Netflix: Are you still there
Me:
bigclout bigclout
1 may
Netflix: Are you still there Me:
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money
Lubbock County Detention Center
Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To
Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Clarysmh
15 mar
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money Lubbock County Detention Center Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Krista Fullerton(:
@kristaaaaaaa_
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and
apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear
Y'all.. just look how cute this is
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear Y'all.. just look how cute this is
ANIME DOG
ANIME DOG
Flamin_Memes Flamin_Memes
24 sep 2020
ANIME DOG ANIME DOG
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
\ I
KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for
20 million?
SPECIAL
> Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Rumple4skin649 Rumple4skin649
8 mar
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for 20 million? SPECIAL > Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 20 mil and a free nap sign me up