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    • Not funny. Didnt laugh. ... oh wait shit i posted this.
      DankHut 5 sep
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    • I got this call yesterday. They then asked me for my year make and model. I asked shouldn't you know that? They hung up after a moment
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    • I've been getting a FUCK ton of those calls lately
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    • Hi this is Chloe I'm an employment specialist on a recorded line
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    • I always like to hit them with the "I don't own a car" because I dont
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    • I hate those calls. I don't even have a car. Or drivers license. I'm a 20 year old with severe anxiety that just walks everywhere
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    • Holy fuck I’ve been getting a call everyday about that shit and i just keep ignoring it and they keep calling
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    • What the fuck are you eating
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    • I got a call telling me my social security number was expired. 💀
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    • We're calling about your recent stay in ____ hotel
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    • I've been getting so many phone calls about car warranty. Bitch I don't even own a fucking car
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    • Y'all don't understand how many times I've won $25,000 and then all of a sudden didn't win it because I'm not a homeowner and didn't wanna give my social. Crazy.
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    • I've told them a thousand times. My car is 14 years old, over 85,000 miles, and it was purchased from a private seller. There's no way any warranty could cover it.
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    • I literally get calls about this from a different number every week.. and every time I do I block the number, yet I’ll receive the same exact call from another number a week later. Wtf is going on.
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    • Is that styrofoam dipped in chocolate?
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    • I kept getting calls from a scam company. First two times I said not to call me and they kept calling anyways. On the third day they called, I told the guy to stop fucking calling me about it and the dude wasn’t having and goes “fuck you bitch” and before I could say anything he hung up
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    • I've gotten so many "final calls" about it
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    • I stared saying 'eat a dick' then hanging up. Rn I realized that they stopped calling me
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    • I just make chicken and cow noises every time they speak until they hang up. It’s freakin hilarious
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    • Holy shit you guys too?
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    • “I’ve been looking for you, got something to deliver. Your hands only. Looks like that’s it, got to go!”
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    • I have a car that’s over 50 years old and I get these bs calls. Pretty sure my cars extended warranty expired a while ago
      BrianPan 8 sep
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    • We’ve been trying to reach you regarding fucking Zeldas tits
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    • If I gotta honest, I would easily mistook that paper for the coconut filling.
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    • I live when they call about shit like that- im like THATS GREAT I don't have a car, I'm not the owner of my house, I didn't even know I had studebt loans please explain as I did pay all my classes outta pocket. There's sooo stupid
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    • It should simply say, "Wake up"
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    • content not available more
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    • Reminds me of the messages inside the candy rappers from Flapjack
      mmanSwag 6 sep
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    • Okay but what the heck is that thing
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    • T-Mobile has an app that will automatically block all spam calls :) since I turned it on I live in peace
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    • I get calls from some health insurance place or whatever so I block the number so they call back like two hours later with a different number. I’m on the National do not call registry. Fucking stupid
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    • I’m on the toilet right now and this thing deadass slopes down to the left I have no idea how
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    • Fuck the Asian callin me from Wichita Kansas like bih my car was bought off craigslist i dont have a warranty. I block like 3 numbers a week about it
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    • I'm so tempted to airhorn these mother fuckers and then use a recording of me telling them to put me on a do not call list pluss my phone bill to go they can either pay it or stop calling.
      yargcar 5 sep
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    • Thats not candy thats cake
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    • The IRS won't fool me that easily 😏
      3DKitten 5 sep
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    • Can’t out dank the Hut
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    • Does anyone actually fall of this
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    • Those calls are annoying AF
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    • Bro I’ve gotten 7 calls this week, 1 per day
      AjaxSoap 5 sep
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    • I get these calls and I don't even have a license
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    • I’ve been getting tons of these calls, and well since I don’t have a car I alway try to ask them whether I get the car free with the extended warranty or not
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    • Works well with Decepticons
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    • Just eat it and act like you dident see it
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    • Should’ve been a razor
      X1ZZY 5 sep
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    • Jewel 5 sep
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    • I mostly get shit like 'hi I'm calling from our companies employment division about you recently reaching out to us' but they never actually say a company
      AJzPr0 8 sep
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    • If you stay on the line long enough there is an option at the end to press 2 to be added to the do not call list. You’re welcome.
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    • They've gotten to the point now where they just hang up on me. The key is to sound like you're old and then waist as much of their time as you can.
      WireLord 8 sep
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    • I fucking hate those calls, especially when I get them on my work phone
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    • I get these so much like bitch I’m 13 I don’t got no car
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    • I've been getting these fucking extended warranty for my car even though IT WAS BOUGHT FULLY CAUSE IT IS A HUMP OF SCRAP THAT'S JUST ABOUT 2 DECADES OLD
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    • I love that when I get these calls it’s always the exact same fucking recording and I don’t even have a fucking car
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    • I always say to any one who calls trying to sell stuff that I’m underage and I don’t own whatever it is they want
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    • My car is 17 years old with 130,000 miles on it. There is zero chance it has a warranty.
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    • You're not getting my fucking money, IRS.
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    • I've gotten this call for 3 years, at least 4 times a week fuck whoever they are
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    • If I see this in my candy everyone on the planet is losing their life privileges
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    • Is that memory foam covered in choice
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    • I wish they put more drugs in the candy
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    • omg im not the only one. i twll them i got a 2020 lambo and they just hang up. kinda insulted really.
      yah_yah 8 sep
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    • Fax bro I started requesting to speak with a representative doing a heavy Russian accent and acting like a mob boss
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    • Used to get those on a government issued work phone...the day after I received it
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    • If I'm with some of friends I always try to speak to a representative and just play ram ranch while they're on the phone
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    • This candy is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
      904funny 7 sep
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    • YO There’s something called the do not call list you can register your phone number to online. I haven’t gotten a single spam call since
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    • Fucking indians allah fuckbars
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    • I get these a lot
      Konyea 7 sep
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    • Sometimes I get this call 2 or 3 times a day. I have a 14 y/o Nissan. No way in hell is it under warranty.
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    • If I get another dam phone call.....
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    • This one and the "Hi! Is this Bill?"
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    • So powerful a message and so relatable but why did you choose a perfectly good chocolate for it? Why not a fortune cookie or something? Why did u have to sacrifice the chocolate?
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    • "call lady: what is the make and model of ur car?" Me:"wow, straight to business.. What's ur fav color? I'm a big fan of purple." Call lady:"what's the make and model of ur car?" Me: "okay fine I have another question for u then. WHATS THE MAKE AND MODEL OF UUR CAR?"
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    • Christ
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    • Man they really do be hitting people with those calls a lot lately
      Frinla 7 sep
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    • 14 year old me finding out I have a car
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    • Picked up and asked to talk to someone. I’m 17 and don’t have a car. Dude asked what car and model do I have. I said an 1873 Nissan Ultra. He said thank you very much and hung up
      Jolandia 7 sep
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    • I was in America a couple of months before Corona, I was staying with my wife and her mom, sister, and her sister got a call saying “You were just in a car accident”, also you Americans have medicine ads on TV?
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    • I get those Chinese bot calls EVERYDAY. It’s annoying. One even asked me for my social security number.
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    • That’s a sponge
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    • Oh so Im not the only one getting those calls? Ok good
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    • *3m earplug lawsuit
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    • "This will be the LAST time we warn you."
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    • People keep calling me Barbara and asking if I need health insurance
      Millard 7 sep
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    • I got spammed called from an unknown number about 100 times in a row. It was happening to often I had to shut my phone off. I literally couldn’t use my phone because of the constant calling
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    • I actually bought a car in January, supposedly I'm paying for the extended warranty through my monthly payments, I keep getting these fucking letters even though I double checked with the dealership
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    • I actually want to the dealership after I received a letter and it was true got my car fixed free
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    • Everytime I get one of these calls I try and get to a person and if I do I just tell them I know where they are and will find them and usually takes them a month or so before getting another call
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    • rwplm 7 sep
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    • I get these calls and I don't even own a car.
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    • Damn everyone else gets these too?
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    • These hoes have been ruthless lately
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    • My work cell gets these 3x a day
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    • I get these calls at least once a week
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    • I thought I was the only one. Or only few
      tondrila 7 sep
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    • "Well if they're trying that hard maybe I should pay attention to it"
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