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So how's your night been, anons? Anonymous
No.27535612 [Reply]
Mine was ok up until a certain point
(posted on /pol/ a while ago, but probably belongs here)
>Be me
>29 year old retard enjoying drinks and anime with his girlfriend
>Girlfriend goes outside to call cats in
>Wonder what she's up to...
>Go outside
>Look up into sky, see string of "stars" in a line, slowly gliding across night sky then disappearing from sight
>Get intrigued
>Jump on deck chair, to get better view
>Wif.exe increases
>Never seen before
>Get really excited by lights and seemingly not natural pattern of movement
>Tell girlfriend I want to get a closer look
>Launch myself off of the deck at mach 5
>Forget that I've had 8 beers
>Land on one foot
>Fuck mpeg
>Trip (completely naked btw - we live out in the country so was just chillin' drinking and watching anime with the
GF in the nuddy)
>Land hard on one side
>Grazes to 10% of my body
>Find out 15 minutes later that it was Elon Musk's starlink
Fuck you Elon musk.
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