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afabbaeddel
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy
bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones
looking and shovel candy into your
pockets. god mayjudge you but his sins
outnumber your own
"God mayjudge you but ms sms outnumber your own." We really
need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
“I am a monument to all your sins."
Halo
“I’ll do whatever you want" “Then Perish."
Some weird Obama Hewwo Rp
“Violence for Violence is the rule of the beasts."
Obama, from someone’s dream
“To become god is the loneliest achievement of
them all."
Obama, From Tumblr user's
twofingerswhiskey's mother's dream.
“I survived because the fire inside me burned
brighter than the fire around me."
Fallout New Vegas NPC
“If the world choses to become my enemy, I will
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    • That quote is from the second spykids movie you fucking plebeians
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    • NOT FUCKING THIS
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    • One of my favorites is from some reddit guy.... he cheated on a paper & the teacher who bragged about knowing when a student is cheating gave him an A. I believe it went something like, “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies.”
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    • “People don’t change, they just become more of who they really are.”- Arthur Morgan
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    • "Stand in the ashes of a trillion souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters." -- Javik
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    • “Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” Written in blood on a wall Dead Space 3
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    • “You’ve got a choice, you can either lay there and swallow the blood in your mouth. Or you can get up, spit it out, and go spill theirs.” Henry’s father, Hardcore Henry
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    • "Im just a nigga with a rocket launcher" -Nigga with a rocket launcher
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    • Joshua Graham didn't inscribe millions of 1911's to be called "NPC"
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    • "Having big tits because you are fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff."
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    • "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why it's called the present" -master Oogway : Kungfu Panda
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    • “Time for crab” -dark souls
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    • "The universe has a wonderful sense of humour. The trick is, learning how to take a joke" - Orvus, Ratchet and clank
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    • Don't pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger men- black ops zombies
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    • "In the end, some of us will be heroes. The rest of us will be walking on both feet" - Homeless Man in 𝘋𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘌𝘹
      MacBones 18 jun
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    • "The question isn't 'who is going to let me?', its 'who's going to stop me?'" - The Juggernaut
      getbooped 16 jun
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    • You kneel before my throne unaware it was built of lies
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    • Mewtwo is highkey prolife
      MKan a month
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    • "Brute strength can sometimes knock down a door, but knowledge is like a skeleton key."
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    • Joshua Graham did not get burned to a crisp just for you to refer to him as "Fallout New Vegas NPC"
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    • One of my favourites has always been the quote at the end of the first deus ex. "It's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven".
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    • "Pussy is pussy"- guy next to me at a Metallica concert
      timefly 17 jun
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    • “Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present” oogway in Kung fo panda
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    • “You kneel before my throne unaware it was born of lies” -aplpaca on bs-ing your paper
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    • “If God wanted you to be alive he wouldn’t have created me”- Soldier from TF2
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    • Erin is not a Game Grump. ARIN, on the other hand IS. you filthy fucking casual.
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    • “Life ain’t about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep on going!” - Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)
      miik3c 17 jun
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    • "Stand in the ashes if a trillion dead souls and ask them if honor matters. There silence is your answer." -Javik ME3
      ARES9519 17 jun
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    • This dude just called Joshua Graham an "npc"
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    • I'm glad someone else brought up Frederick's quote. It's my favorite line from Fire Emblem.
      Hetsu 16 jun
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    • The one who plants trees, knowing that he will never get to sit in their shade, has at least started to understand the meaning of life- Rabindranath Tagore
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    • "Imagination is a weapon, those who lack it die first."
      T_jugg 16 jun
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    • “You see this cup? This is literally my favourite cup, ever.” *Throws cup out the window* “Now it’s gone, so it doesn’t exist, and i don’t care about it anymore.” -Jake the dog
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    • Shout out to whoever read all of this shit
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    • You don’t gotta wear Gucci, to eat dat cootchie- Papa_JonTrons_Pizza
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    • "My name is Micheal J Caboose and I... HATE... TAXES!"
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    • "Never fear the shadows. They simply mean that a light is shining somewhere nearby."
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    • " The problem with this world is wise people are full of doubt and dumbass are full of confidence" - Red Forman.
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    • "The person is smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!" -Agent K MIB
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    • "We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows." Meowth
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    • I would stand between god and the devil and wait. To see which wants me more. Would satan battle god for my soul, or would god watch as I'm dragged to hell. I have both sinned and prayed for forgiveness, I would let them decide which of the two is greater
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    • "Master the cards you were dealt before you complain about the hands others were given."
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    • Hi um, what uncultured fuck spelled Arin's name wrong
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    • “We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, ...well, who knows?” - Meowth, Pokémon
      Cocohill 17 jun
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    • “Do not pray for easier lives, pray that you become stronger men” jfk in the zombies cutscene
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    • These are oddly inspiring. Also, "Pick a god and pray" is the ballsiest thing I've heard in a while
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    • It was spykids 2 and it’s Arin not Erin
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    • “I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew” -Shrek
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    • Why are 3 of these from an imagined Obama?
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    • Everyone’s correcting the spykids thing, I’m upset they spelt Arin’s name wrong.
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    • “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” - Dream Wendigo from Tumblr
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    • "The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave" -a wendigo in someone's dream
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    • “Nothing's set in stone, but they're set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it'll soon be the only path you can take without struggling." Some dude's fucked up dream with an old god and an orange
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    • I love reading that last quote by Arin and remembering that he said it in a fit of rage and pain while playing a shitty sonic game
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    • “IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN” -Krieg (borderlands 2)
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    • Dont you dare reduce Joshua Graham to just “fallout new vegas NPC”
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me imperial,... can you say the same?
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    • To argue with someone who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead -Thomas Paine
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    • “God doesn’t want me and the devil isn’t finished” on why he can’t die -Raymond reddington
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    • “Law is a formality, and had is not been for its presence, I would blossom into something great enough to destroy you for a society is a tragedy; individuals, a comedy. Laugh, for it’s the best thing you can do, if it’s the last thing you can do.” -An argument I had against a gay under a hentai post
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    • Add one more: "I dont believe in 30,000 gods, you dont believe in 29,999 gods. That makes you only 0.000003% less atheist than me." -Ricky Gervais
      DRCJEnder a month
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    • What about the legendary line “you worship at my throne unaware that it was built of lies.”
      Ryi725 a month
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    • "Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer."
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    • As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. -Thanos
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    • “I? I am a monument to all your sins.” What a bad ass quote that I will never forget.
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    • Paarthurnax is the only being in the universe I’ll ever consider to be god until I see that bitch with my own two eyes
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    • "We burn the present for the sake of a brighter future and act surprised when all it holds is ash"- Paranatural
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    • “The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying light.” - Lion Turtle (Avatar the Last Airbender)
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    • Forgot about this gem
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    • “The healthy human mind doesn’t wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that’s a luxury, not a curse. To know that you’re close to the end is a kind of freedom.”
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    • I was hoping it would just keep being Obama
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    • “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” is probably the biggest dick energy I’ve ever heard in my life
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    • New vegas npc??? You mean fucking joshua graham?
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    • “I wanted rain so I made god cry”
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    • "Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." -Westworld.
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    • Joshua Graham didn't get covered in pitch, set on fire, and tossed into the fucking Grand Canyon to be deemed a 'Fallout New Vages NPC'...
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    • The tree one is a Chinese proverb that the guy quoted, not wrote.
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    • That wasn't just some Fallout NV "npc" that was mf Joshua Graham. Show some goddamn respect
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    • My favorite, “You kneel before my throne unawares it was built on lies.” Some kid talking about a school assignment 😂
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    • Why are so many from someone’s imaginary Obama?
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    • NeW vEgAs NpC don't you ever disrespect Joshua Graham like that again you big baby bitch
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    • “Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created?” That shit hit deep
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    • "The Hammer Of Justice is Unisex." -Batman
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    • They know "Erin" is spelled with an A, right?
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    • I'm not just any old NPC.
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    • "You kneel in front of my throne unaware that it was built of lies" a dude on reddit about his essay he did entirely in Wikipedia
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    • "Time for crab" -Darksouls
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    • "Everytime he talks i can hear my braincells committing suicide," Borderlands 2
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    • “Fallout new Vegas npc” his name... is Joshua motherfucking Graham you ignorant shit.
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    • How do you just forget Joshua Graham’s name? And I don’t mean the threat of death forgetting. Someone with a backstory as hardcore as getting lit on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon and surviving all SUBSEQUENT assassination attempts should leave a huge mark on your memory
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    • Ahem. That "NPC" is Joshua fucking Graham, who was lit on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon
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    • "Anywhere can be paradise, as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy" ~ Yui Ikari, The End of Evangelion
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    • A step is willingly allowing yourself to fall, with the trust that your leg will catch you. You make thousands of little trust falls a day. If you didn’t believe in yourself, you couldn’t have gotten out of bed in the morning.
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    • Light requires bravery. Bravery leads to sacrifice. Sacrifice leads to death. So why don’t you just kill yourself. -The Speaker
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    • "You kneel before my throne unaware it was born of lies" - some tumbler shitpost
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    • "You kneel before my throne, unaware it is made of lies." Is a personal favorite of mine.
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