Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
Charu Pragya
@CharuPragya
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
@jokebazz
lam a sad person.
Kev_thekid
27 sep 2020
Charu Pragya @CharuPragya Are you a dog person or a cat person? @jokebazz lam a sad person.
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/
2pAkmTg
AM 24 Mar 18
pattern-53-enfield
Ave
squidyword
@duckily asking the real questions
Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this
#but why the fuck can he be damaged
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/ 2pAkmTg AM 24 Mar 18 pattern-53-enfield Ave squidyword @duckily asking the real questions Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this #but why the fuck can he be damaged
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.