Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
_NOprofilePIC_ _NOprofilePIC_
22 feb
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
PoisonRain PoisonRain
25 sep 2020
© Based on: pupsuniversity
my dog vibing to my singing
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
Wanna see a fish diagram?
Fish Diagram
<T SS Fish
Illuminating
Floofiplier Floofiplier
25 sep 2020
Wanna see a fish diagram? Fish Diagram <T SS Fish Illuminating
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
therothinator
23 sep 2020
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon
Cocaine
'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret
Ingredient Cocaine. 2010
excuse me what the fuck
xtrasmall xtrasmall
24 sep 2020
'About 69,000 resus (0.69 secon Cocaine 'SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Secret Ingredient Cocaine. 2010 excuse me what the fuck
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
~ Fie
will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day
MarvelMemesandFunFacts MarvelMemesandFunFacts
24 sep 2020
~ Fie will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day
WiLdCaT WiLdCaT
26 sep 2020
Proof That Dogs Are The Best TikTok @topgearmemes
When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.