"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
Steve Harvey
Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush
@tho weld see
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cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
21 sep 2020
Steve Harvey Stop sending me this shit! I don't use that kind of toothbrush @tho weld see Ovor of deys over the age of are affected by gum disease SAVE YOUR DOG'S LIFE NOW!! Free Worldwide Shipping
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
My pen ts Black but it can write Red
But hows?
AntiSocialLlamaz AntiSocialLlamaz
23 sep 2020
My pen ts Black but it can write Red But hows?
Please be safe while taking photos!
bulky_stolen_panda bulky_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Please be safe while taking photos!
ichiko
His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting.
The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
28 sep 2020
ichiko His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting. The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
carlos
Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28
FamousCarlos FamousCarlos
24 sep 2020
carlos Posting Carlos till he's famous day 28 - Posting Carlos till he’s famous day 28