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    • I hate needles with every fiber of my being when I told my dad I wanted a shot when I was feeling sick he drove me immediately to the doctors instead of school
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    • pointy boobies
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    • It was weird because the few times I "faked" sick because I didn't want to go, I ended up being sick later that day.
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    • Yo you know shit's fucked up when a kid passes up video games when sick
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    • Bruh my mom would make me stay in bed and take my phone, my ps3, and all my remotes so I’d go to sleep. Because if I was sick enough to not go to school then I’m not well enough to play games apparantly.
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    • It's kind of the same thing as an EMT. Theres a huge difference between "am I going to die" and "dont let me die." If they say the second one, you know they're prolly fucked up and gonna die and you gotta hurry your ass up
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    • I always thought people were overreacting when they talked about food poisoning, but I understand what they're talking about now. Throwing up every 3 minutes, dry heaving, shitting your pants every 10 minutes, it's the worst sickness I've ever had
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    • Thats crazy, he gets to play nintendo, if i was to stay home, i wasn’t even allowed to watch TV
      YungCrow 22 jul
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    • you know this is kind of a legit scenario. One day I was riding in the car to school with my mom and I was trying to tell her that I wasn't feeling well and she didn't believe me. We always stopped for breakfast and I declined that's when she started to panic.
      daniuhll 22 jul
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    • My entire family thought I was faking for I think three weeks complaining about abdominal pain and shit until one day I went to the doctors office and they told my mom that I had appendicitis and my appendix had already ruptured and somehow like a thin membrane of it kept the all that blech in
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    • Was I the only one who was told that if I could play games I could go to school?
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    • Whenever I was sick and tried to play video games my dad would tell me if I was feeling good enough to play video games I was feeling good enough to go outside and do yard work
      iHateLibs 22 jul
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    • That happened to me last December. I was feeling sick so I got to skip school for a day. My mom came to wake me up the next day and I was asleep with my phone still in the living room and she knew shit was bad. Nearly died in the ICU a day later. She was right
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    • My mom always said “If you can play video games, you can go to school.” So I instead was forced to watch documentaries when I was sick. Fortunately, I like them, so that was fine, and then when the school day was over I’d play video games. Then the next day, if I still felt bad, rinse and repeat.
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    • Why do all parents say "If your too sick to go to school then your too sick to play video games". Like bitch, I'm moving around constantly in school. I only move my thumbs to play Xbox
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    • My mom would be like if your well enough to play video games then your well enough to go to school
      Kurumi 22 jul
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    • Thats how your mom knows your fucking dying
      mikey500 22 jul
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    • Call ambulance... WIIU WII U WII U WII UQ
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    • Shit. If I took the day off of school sick, my mom would basically ground me. "If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to watch tv or play games"
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    • Meanwhile i get sick and my moms like “youre faking get up.” Then i passed out in the biology closet and managed to wake up before the bell rang. Called my grandma and told her so she picked me up and turns out i had the flu.
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    • "if you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play videogames" -lyin' ass moms from the early 2000s
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    • I honestly did that to my mom once she knows I love playing videogames all the time and what not so one day when I was really sick she was like "Ok I'ma go to work just rest and play on your PS3" and I told her I was to sick to even play or even look at my phone she immediately took me to the hospit
      Saint9800 24 jul
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    • Wii U Wii U.....no? Okay...
      Weenus 23 jul
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    • My mother said if I can play games I can go to school
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    • my mom used to say if i was well enough to play games i was well enough to go to school, so i’d just have to rest all day
      Calendar 22 jul
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    • Who else was banned from video games and tv when they stayed home sick... No one... Ok
      Klyps 22 jul
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    • My mom always told me "if you're well enough to play video games you're well enough to go to school"
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    • True story! The other night I was playing ps4 with my lil 9 y/o brother. He passed up his turn, and jokingly I was like "you okay? Not feeling sick?" And he ran to the bathroom and threw up. Gamers only pass up when they finna throw up
      Niccole 22 jul
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    • TOO WEAK FOR NINTENDO??!!! GET THAT BOY TO THE ER IMMEDIATELY!!!
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    • I was always told not to play video games when I was sick. Like being sick needed to be punished more
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    • Nobody: Her tits: >>
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    • Reminds me of that calvin and Hobbes comic where calvin is sick and his mom tells him it’s Saturday and he won’t miss school. Calvin says he knows and his mom guns it for the phone.
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    • This is fake a real mom would say if you’re too sick to go to school you’re too sick to play video games
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    • You know you're fucked up when you're too weak to play video games
      _FREEMAN_ 23 jul
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    • Like real shit tho, if your kid doesn’t even wanna play games they fucking siiiiiick
      Oslith 22 jul
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    • You know you were fucked up when you skipped school and couldn’t even play games
      Shiraho 22 jul
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    • My parents are both doctors and even if I had diarrhea and threw up they would still make me go to school
      not_u 22 jul
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    • I was always way high energy as a kid, so when I would act more mellow and chilled out, my mom would bring me to the hospital knowing I wasn't acting "Normal" for my norm.
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    • My parents hit me with the whole, “If you’re too sick to go to school, then you’re too sick to play video games.”
      S3kShUn_8 22 jul
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    • Ps1 Laura Croft lookin titties
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    • I dont know about yall but when I was sick I wasnt allowed to play games
      lilfig 22 jul
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    • Your guy's parents let you play shit while you were sick?
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    • If you're too weak to even play games, you're very fucking sick.
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    • I was so sick one time that I slept on the floor in the bathroom and my mom took me to the doctor immediately she thought I was faking but I felt like I was dying inside
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    • My mom is a bitch. She says if I'm too sick to go to school, then I'm too sick to play video games. Yeah because trying to learn algebra, history, grammar, and science are as easy as moving my fingers.
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    • They only really care when you can't even play your game
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    • My mom always yelled at me when I tried to play video games when I was too sick to go to school.
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    • True gamer families be like:
      MEC4 24 jul
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    • I got sick like that once, all I did was sleep, wake up, vomit and shiver constantly, and go back to sleep
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Gaming is different when ur sick
      DooT_boi 22 jul
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    • My parents wouldn't 100% believe I was sick cause my sister would fake her shit so for a long time even when we were bored we couldn't play video games
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    • That's a legit illness if you're too sick to play Nintendo.
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    • That’s when you know shit is wrong
      HaremKing 22 jul
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    • What is this Facebook shit
      Izagi 22 jul
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    • This means he’s really that sick or or it represents the boy growing and becoming mature and the mom is over reacting Becuase she doesn’t want to “lose” her baby
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    • One day as a kid I just could not stop puking, I puked on the floor and my mom drove me to the hospital and I puked on the car floor then out the window and when we got to the check in I puked on the floor in front of the receptionist, and when I finally made it to a restroom I stopped puking. Yup
      VSauceman 22 jul
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    • Tomio 22 jul
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    • Oof, ive had an encounter like this as well. I asked to skip dinner, she got sad then said if i was also gonna skip ice cream, still said no due to back pain and weakness, i ended up having a UTI
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    • Is it just my parents or was it that when u were sick my parents said if u that sick u better not be able to play them video games
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    • Needles don’t scare me I inject them in my arms all the time 😎 👍
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    • I don’t get to use my devices when I’m sick, I have to study what I did in class the day before
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    • What a boomer comic
      Goreu932 22 jul
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    • I was basically not allowed to do anything at all if I stayed home sick, no games, no TV, no anything, must be nice for some people
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    • Anytime i was sick my mom treated it like it was a punishment and I couldn’t play video games even if I felt better by the end of the day
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    • My mom would say I’m not sick if I started playing video games and send me to straight to school no matter the time of day.
      oki_sama 22 jul
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    • That's when you know that your son is on bad condition, really bad condition
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    • That's straight up facts if you can't play Nintendo when your sick as a kid you need some help now
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    • Why do parents just expect sick kids to literally do nothing but sleep all day?
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    • If I got sickand had to stay home. My parents say no videogames if I'm really really sick. I woukd act sick so I can play video games. They planned ahead.
      JunkRaggy 25 jul
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    • That should be an actual Nintendo ad!
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    • If i cant play zelda while im sick TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING DOCTORS IM BOUT TO DIE
      Sans7501 23 jul
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    • Facebook leak
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    • Anyone else watch the needle go in your arm for shots
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    • My mom said I had to be dying to skip school. I once had a fever once of 102.5 and I was throwing up but because I had enough energy to play my GameCube (which had been pre-set up a few days before) she said I had to go to school
      WinterAsh 22 jul
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    • Mom of the year
      Gowkaizer 22 jul
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    • My ass still had to go to school.
      Snoofles 22 jul
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    • Except my mom told me to sleep and that I couldn’t play shit
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    • I had food poisoning and i was too sick to play gta. That sucked massive dick.
      Chocoboby 22 jul
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    • My mom was a nurse, so if I was sick I wasn’t aloud to play video games or watch tv, I had to “rest” (I think that was mostly so I didn’t fake being sick)
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • Thing is right I never understood that logic I literally had strep throat and my mom was like you should stay home and watch your sister play Xbox and I was like ok and she then said nice try go to school where I promptly passed out in the middle of class like I wasn't even the one playing bitch
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    • He prolly coulda still played an Xbox, that’s the weakest console
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    • *play nintendo* nice Facebook meme sharon
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    • That is literally how my mom figured out I was worse than we thought and took me to the ER. I had appendicitis and we caught it early enough to remove it before it caused more severe complications. I was 6 but instead of Nintendo it was the DS
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    • I have asthma and was wheezing for 4 hours straight and was hypoxic. My mom thought I was faking/over-exaggerating, until my little sister (also asthmatic) was like “mom take her to the fucking hospital. She’s not faking.” I ended up needing 6 nebulizers, some oxygen, and over-night ministering.
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    • My parents never let me play games if I was sick and it was so annoying. They said I should've been resting instead and I'm just like "wtf do you think I would be doing"
      Sekiro 22 jul
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    • He only been that sick twice in my life
      GaIaxyCat 22 jul
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    • I hate being really sick to a point where I can’t even play video games
      Xiroo 22 jul
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    • I got walking pneumonia on a trip to Atlanta one year and my mom said that she could tell I was really sick because I didn’t say anything sarcastic or make any attempt to be funny
      soemthjng 22 jul
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    • I was sick with flu really bad and my mom joked I would get a shot if she took me to the doctor, I begged her to take me. Turns out I’m allergic to tamaflu and it was causing most of my issues- I wasn’t as sick as we thought, I was having an allergic reaction lol
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    • Wehim 22 jul
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    • Get the boomers off of here please
      sneez 22 jul
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    • I got hit with the old saying "if youre too sick to go to school youre too sick to play games"
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    • My mom used to use that as a test. If we said "ok" she snatched us and we clipped right through the floor and onto the school bus
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