• Fat Girl: Why you always text me so late?
Me: Girl don't you know who I am?
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Martin Johnson
Desperate for Ass
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    • “You can’t handle any of this”
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    • Damn like... I don’t show it but.... the combination of hookup culture as well as the toxic relationships I witnessed in my formative childhood years really took a toll on my views on romance to the point where I’m too afraid to be vulnerable enough to love someone.
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    • I just need some booty.
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    • I just throat fucked a girl in my backseat and she threw up everywhere 😭
      ChainLink 19 jun
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    • Fat girls are like scooters they are fun to ride but I don't want my friend seeing me do it
      azizi 19 jun
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    • As the fat girl, I feel this in my fucking soul
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    • Thanks for the feature fellas. It’s been almost 4 years since my last. Thought iFunny Kapernicked me.
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    • Dave Chappelle > any other comedian
      Zhockey69 18 jun
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    • The sexual revolution is the worst thing to happen to society
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    • Should I go smash this fat chick this week or ignore her? From 1 to 10 shes a 5
      Kuevo 18 jun
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    • Fat bitches are always the most annoying
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    • Being morbidly obese doesnt make you thicc, so long friends
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    • Come and get it
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    • I just cut off my toxic girlfriend
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    • Honestly I hate to say it but I need some cheeks
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      UHCGamer 18 jun
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    • If you get to a point where you’re so desperate for ass that you go for someone you’d regret after, you need to make some changes in your life
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    • If you're desperate for some why don't you text me back during the day too?
      jingska 18 jun
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    • Fat girl got da juicy stuff tho
      Wrath_png 18 jun
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    • Thick girls give the best head
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    • Bruh y'all act like y'all dont like big girls. I know the secret
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    • IM THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
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    • It’s alway the morbidly obese ones that are the most entitled and that makes me angy
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    • Ass. Pussy. Boobs . . . Really could I just get a hug?
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    • You can't really talk shit if you're still pursuing her tbh. That kinda nullifies any insult you throw out because you still want her.
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    • Fat girls are like Vespas... fun to ride as long as your friends don’t see you.
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    • I'm desperate but not that desperate
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    • Cause Fuck em that's why!
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    • My friend tried hooking me up with this girl once, she was wasn't too fat but she was a bit chubby, but the real turnoff is that we never dated but she acted like we were and got mad at me for not texting back after a minute and had a conversation about how I didn't love her anymore, at this point..
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    • I can’t understand you, go back you your cuntry white powr
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    • I watched old Chappelle's Show shit all last night, shit is still gold and we'll never be able to have humor like that again
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    • World would be a lot better if everyone just had sex safely and freely. Relationships are fine too, but what I mean is, if y'all are single, don't do a dance, just have some fun, blow off steam, and eat some junk food. Everyone remains happy. All about positivity baby.
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    • The sellout himself
      iQFacts 19 jun
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    • Great Moments in Hook up History
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    • That Was A Nice Skit
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    • I’m just seeing this but it was posted April 7? Wtf?
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    • Gibby is never desperate he always has a good supply
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • Remember kids: Ass Shape > Ass Size
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    • Dave chappelle is an S tier comedian. Definitely the best imo
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    • I fucked this dragon
      Boat_Man 18 jun
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    • Gross
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    • but dave got that Stone Island on tho 👀
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    • He looks like he knows the other settlements who need help
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    • Oh no I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong.
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    • I haven’t dated anyone in like a year now but I don’t think I’d ever fuck a fat chick even if I hadn’t gotten pussy in 4 years
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    • I love taking fat girls out in public especially out to eat.... I'm like hell yeah I'm fucking this chick and damn proud of it
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    • Fat girls are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends find out.
      Exile 21 jun
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    • All cheeks need clapping
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    • Is that the guy who fell off the chair after finding out the baby was his ?
      SIut_1O1 20 jun
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    • Your only the last resort.... kind of like ifunny.
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    • That is not Martin Johnson
      KilmorK 19 jun
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    • I like women a bit on the larger side. I want to be comfortable during sex, not hear bones crack-a-lackin together.
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    • MY GIRL AGREED TO A THREESOME WITH HER BEST FRIEND DUDES I MADE IT!!
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    • Guys I’m a fatass with asthma and survived corona. I don’t understand how people are dying like flies
      _King__ 19 jun
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    • Love him
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    • What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
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    • what do y’all consider fat tho? like thicc or actually obese
      TitMami 19 jun
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    • I quit jerking it for a girl now we can't stop fucking
      turhfh 19 jun
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    • There's this one kinda fat bitch I'm gonna fuck behind her boyfriend's back. She told me he got a small dick and doesn't sexually satisfy her, and I'm horny. So I convinced her to cheat
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    • Yeah I need anal
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    • Just met this Asian/Mexican girl and ima go on a date with her on Tuesday wish me luck boys
      johnsmiht 19 jun
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    • I need a soulmatw
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    • I think it's always good to ridicule fat people, because being self conceious and embarrassed about your weight usually makes people eat right and workout instead of being encouraged about their obesity and getting diabetes and dying at age 40.
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    • Commas, people. They help.
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    • LMAOOOOOO FACTA THO
      PaulRosal 19 jun
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    • i think “fat girls” are hella cute honestly. supreme thickness
      dxuckies 19 jun
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    • Bought some numb spray for my girls throat and she still couldn’t get it down. .. I’m not even big, I’m like 7 inches maybe even less.
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    • Never get your hopes up about a girl. They will just be crushed a few days later.
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    • Dave Cheppelle is gold
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    • Desperate for ass... assin to take me out while I sleep
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