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    • As long as you celebrate or hype up a kid getting hurt, they'll never cry
      Davo10 31 jul
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    • Kids are indestructible if you don't acknowledge their pain
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    • I've watched my kid take a header onto the cement before and get back up laughing. Kids are weird. As long as you don't give a huge negative reaction they just brush it off.
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    • Thats really how kids be tho
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    • Kids can survive getting hit with the force of a freight train and survive, but scream bloody murder when they fall in soft grass
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    • So Superman's backstory about Krypton is all bullsh*t. It was just his parents pretending he can't get hurt.
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    • Pain is a social construct
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    • DPSMedic 31 jul
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    • He's built different
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    • He took 3 Flintstones gummys that day
      Cr1tikal 31 jul
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    • Smoosh
      SSlippy 30 jul
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    • The accuracy of this is astounding
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    • Reddit sucks but
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    • Mother fuckers could get there leg cut off and if you say you want a cookie they won’t even feel it anymore
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    • You guys think this is what it was like for the kents to raise superman?
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    • OGdankMAN 31 jul
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    • Unless you abort them kids are very durable
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    • Supposedly when I was a kid I was inside while my family was outside and I wanted to go to them so I ran to them and ran into an invisible force field not knowing of the existence of sliding glass doors, bounced back a sold 3 feet, shook my head and tried to figure out wtf just happened
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    • Apparently when i was 4 i fell down the stairs outside and when i landed i looked around to see if anyone was there and since there was no one i just got back up and walked it off and my mom saw the whole thing through the kitchen window
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    • Fuze_R6S 31 jul
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    • They got us in the first half, ngl
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    • I swear the little fuckers are immortal, I punt them all the time and they get back up like nothing.
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    • Kids are indestructable
      Fern4Lyfe 31 jul
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    • How'd they just stonewall a meteor's impact like that?
      LargeMac 1 aug
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    • Garfield is immortal
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    • Kids start crying because you acknowledged they got hurt, and they realize they can get attention that way
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    • It's true doe
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    • Tis but a scratch
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    • I once sliced a decent chunk out,of my thigh on an open license plate. Didnt feel it until my dad pointed out the bleeding
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    • I’m much older than my siblings and took care of them a lot when they were toddlers. Whenever they got hurt my mom would always coddle them and they’d ball their eyes out. When I was with them and they got hurt, I would ask them a question or make a weird sound to change their focus and theyd be ok.
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    • He just built different
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    • Featured a few weeks ago, here’s a little lizard
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    • Squish
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    • I remember in 5th grade I fell off the top of a slide which was like 10 12 feet high and I landed on a wooden post in the ground that keeps all the wood fiber in the playground and busted my back and my teacher walks towards me and looks down on the floor and says “you should’ve have done that”
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    • Jewel 31 jul
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    • Better without the caption
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    • What
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    • My wife's sister in law BABYS the shit out of her daughter. One time she slipped, didnt notice shit until her mother said something, picked her up and coddled her, then the kid started crying. Its a real weird relationship.
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    • My mom did this with my sister when she was little and because my sister didnt complain about the pain her ankle is giving her problems over 10 years later 😐
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    • Pain isn’t a real thing. It doesn’t exist if you just ignore it or isn’t real.
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    • Guys. I'm 6'4 and still have the indestructible child power.
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    • If the kid isn't crying or dead his good.
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    • My bffs kid will bust his shit and then every time he looks up and giggles before getting back up and running around like a mad man
      wundeadx 3 aug
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    • Wish I could still be like this tbh, why do I feel pain now
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    • What if that was it? He just fuckin died.
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    • how do asteroids always land in craters doe
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    • hes just built different
      Piper_p 3 aug
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    • Superman be like
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    • Hey look bobby its the same fucking meme
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    • Are these Clark Kent's parents?
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    • Repost
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    • Bruh my little sister was riding on my shoulders when she was three at home depot on the concrete flooring and she all of a sudden just launched her self off my back and fell on her head and when she was a split second away from crying I started making goofy faces at her and she just forgot about it
      GavinG13 2 aug
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    • scp located
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    • That’s why I laugh at kids when they fall or get mild injuries.
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    • They need permission to bleed
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    • Death is a concept invented by the jedi
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    • Kids are fucking indestructible as long as you don't acknowledge heir pain
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    • My brother
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    • That is my life...
      chayd89 2 aug
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    • He didn't run very fast. If he did, he would've outrun the meteor
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    • thats it, thats the plot of bright burn
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    • It's harder to train the grandma's to not gasp loudly than to train the kid to not cry when they fall
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    • The best way to keep a kid who fell over from crying is run over quick and yell “DID YOU BREAK THE FLOOR?!” And then get down on your knees to check and say “are you sure?!” two or three times until they keep checking to make sure
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    • There’s nothing I love more than kids falling off bikes
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    • But if they react the kid just fucking dies
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    • I once fell off the decently high climbing wall and landed on my back. I believe it was in kindergarten. Honestly wasn’t as bad as the teacher made it sound, they rushed me to the nurse and I just sat there wondering when I could return to recess
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    • Once I saw a kid fall down stairs and got up and was walking and fine but then the mom came and was freaking out and the kid started crying
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    • My neice face planted on concreat and my sister said "dont act like she got hurt, and she wont cry" but then when we got to her (she was just standing up like ,eh) i was like "oh dear" and she looked at me and started wailing. She didnt even know what got hurt
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    • Google pizza gate
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    • Last time I cried from physical pain from a personal accident was when I was 6. I had tripped and hit the bone right under my left eye and cried the remaining church time
      skeetcat 2 aug
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    • Raising Superman be like that
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    • This kid straight out of skyrim
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    • Clark Kent, age 4 😂
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    • I’ve watched a kid climb a 6 foot fence, fall off it, land head first, look at me to see my reaction which was “wow you were so close to flying!!” because I’m stupid, and then act like that shit didn’t just happen and tried to fly again. Kids are some other kind of animal, man.
      Kurt 1 aug
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    • Meanwhile, if you act like something is wrong, even if it isnt, they'll freak the heck out lol almost like kids are super impressionable or something.
      TrueBlu 1 aug
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    • Kids are indestructible if you don’t point out the shit that just happened
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    • So yesterday my daughter was under the table and kept trying to stand up and would hit her back or her head. Anyways I was sitting there on the couch watching her and noticed her back was bleeding and I ran to her and looked at it she looked at my face then screamed when she saw my reaction.
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    • It's honestly kinda scary how durable kids are. They fall down? Right back up. Fall off something? Run around yelling wee. Break something? Run around and show your friends. I live across the street from a school with a play structure. I have seen that last one 2 times so far. It's horrific.
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    • Coo
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    • Theres only one thing that can actually hurt a kid
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    • My mom showed me this guys it’s a Facebook meme
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    • my dad would laugh when i got hurt because i would laugh too and now my reaction to a lot of pain is laughter even when im crying
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    • Felt that
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    • It's only when you show that you're worried that they become worried
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    • But why spell meteor that way? It’s pronounced the same way.
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    • I don't know why but my mind makes the kid sound like catbug
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      egg_souls 1 aug
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    • My 6 year old cousin fell and skinned his knee and he cried but he said now my knees gonna be ugly with scars like urs
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    • His dad is Clark Kent and his mom is lois lane and now super baby
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    • Pro parent tip unless its a super bad injury yell nice or that was awesome and they 9/10 wont cry
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    • Im more likily to believe a kid surviving that cuz he didnt get attention then I am to believe A child properly pronouncing the L sound yet still working on the R.
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    • When I was 5 or 6 I shattered my kneecap and got road rash all over me from trying to ride a skateboard. I started to cry and my mom deadass looked at me and said shut up you’re fine.
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    • That's about how it goes if my kid gets hurt I ask him if he's bleeding he says no I tell him then he's fine he then smiles and runs off that being said I wonder if he does start bleeding how bad he might freak out lol
      tybomb 1 aug
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    • Kids are the opposite of schrodingers cat instead of not knowing whats going on inside the box the kid will feel pain or not depending on the peoples perception of it. Its hurt/not hurt but its decided once the kid sees the pain in your eyes or the smile
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    • Don’t you fuckin uwu at me
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    • As a mom, I vouch for this
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    • Why does meaty-or make me laugh
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