• FACT OF THE DAY
THERE ARE THREE COMPETING THEORIES FOR
THE BEST SHOT PLACEMENT ON AN ENEMY
DURING COMBAT.
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    • The “sniper” example is only in video games, real snipers never aim for the head as it’s far too small and moves too much. One shot center mass
      Galagneel 27 jun
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    • Snipers don’t aim for head tho
      imboard 27 jun
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    • Sniper theory is wrong.
      ECHO5ECHO 28 jun
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    • They can't return fire if there's nothing left but ground beef
      shunked 27 jun
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    • Artillery: top half of the target blown off
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    • Machine gunners are more about suppressive fire than hitting with every shot. It’s not “it’ll turn me to swiss cheese with pinpoint accuracy”, it’s “damn every bit of air is full of bullets”
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    • Scout theory: balls brain jaw
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    • Riflemen has always been my motto
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    • Machine gun theory says that there can’t be a bad guy to hurt you if he does not exist
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    • Guys it’s a meme, we know the snipers don’t go for the head, everyone relax.
      MrPhilmor 29 jun
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    • I feel like machine gunner should have a huge hole from a bunch of bullets rather than a bunch of holes dispersed
      esjay 29 jun
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    • Heart, jugular vein, brains. Boom, bam, pow. They'll be dead within 15 seconds, if not immediately after the third shot.
      iOceano 27 jun
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    • Sorry but I prefer the Rope
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    • Riflemen theory changed. It’s now 2 to the chest, one to the pelvic. This is due to Marines (I believe during dessert storm) being so accurate with their marksmanship that it looked as if they were going around sh0oting dead bodies in the head, which is considered desecration and a war crime.
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    • I'm fairly certain that machine gunners have two quotes. Accuracy is for dorks and reloading is for dead people
      mach847 29 jun
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    • "We don't negotiate with terrorists, and we certainly don't negotiate with their hostages"
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    • There should be a second hole I'm the head for rifleman due to double tap.
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    • The armored theory, a target with half of it ripped off and some 50cal holes in it
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    • Sniper is actually a triangle. Head left pec or right pec
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    • Snipers usually aim for the chest. It's just as likely to k*ll, easier to hit, and it's less cruel for the people who will have to bury the body. Real life isn't like videogames. No sniper finds joy in making his enemy's head explode.
      _Better 29 jun
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    • Machine gun could also pass for buck shot.
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    • Accuracy by volume of fire
      Bclamp01 29 jun
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    • I can verify the Machine gunner theory. Sources: Dude, trust me. Also a machine gunner lol.
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    • Horny theory: two in the pink and one the stink
      deepoh88 29 jun
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    • I prefer the shotgun theory
      BiggD240 29 jun
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    • Two in the heart and one in the head, makes a man absolutely positively dead
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    • everyone on ifunny is a scout sniper and a navy seal
      Alaric 29 jun
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    • You either don’t miss any bullets, or fire too many bullets to miss
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    • You’re forgetting the fourth. It’s called the Hilary. It’s two gun shots to the back of the head, suicided.
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    • Tank Theory: what bad guy?
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    • Hamburger can’t return fire.
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    • Don’t real snipers aim center mass to hit the spine or something?
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    • They already featured this with more to it
      Randox 30 jun
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    • Snipers aim for center mass
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    • Rifleman is 1 at the pelvic region which severe the artery going to the legs, and let the recoil carry up to the heart or at least the lungs. 2 to the torso basically
      AjaxSoap 29 jun
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    • Snipers don’t even need to aim for the head, just the force alone will rip off a dudes arm
      ODogX 29 jun
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    • Theres no target for artillery because theres not much left to show after their done
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    • Yea they teach you 1 to the head and 2 to the chest but if you have ever been in a cq firefight it’s just a lot to the everywhere
      Mr1348 29 jun
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    • Poorly made meme moment- current doctrine for almost all firearms is aim center mass and keep firing until target is incapacitated. Only in some rare pistol drills is a follow-up headshot called for
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    • As long as it stops moving and it’s bleeding heavily, it’s good enough
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    • Artillery: *explosion* flamethrower: BURN IN HELL BITCHES!
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    • Sniper is only for games, regular snipers will go for centre mass to snap the spine because the head is fat to small and moves to much
      pigles1 30 jun
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    • Brooklyn 99: PB&J. Penis, Brain, and Jaw
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    • With Explosives theory the holes in machine gun theory are actually the person
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    • Snipers go for central mass because it’s quicker to target and also the guns they’re using now a days will fuck you up either way
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    • Pb&j: penis, brain, jaw
      zulukutz 29 jun
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    • The purpose of machine guns is to suppress
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    • There is another
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    • Sniper isn’t going for the head buddy
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    • This looks like some Pog shit
      Heron 1 jul
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    • “SUPRESSIVE FIRE!”
      ATOMlC 1 jul
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    • Penis brain jaw
      Plockdock 30 jun
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    • All are situational there are a few times were a sniper is required to go for head. Like in a hostage situation. Or rifle men on a spec ops mission in a close quarters op. But most of the time u just go for the torso as its the hardest part to miss. Not only that but all this also depends on the gun
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    • But what about Artillery Theory?
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    • Barrett M82. One shot, center of mass. Blow that poor son of a bitch in half.
      _MOTHRA_ 30 jun
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    • Two in the chest and then one in the head was what I was told
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    • Snipers don't aim for the head, sure, but it said "best shot placement". Not "most likely shot placement".
      David6463 29 jun
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    • What about nigga theory
      Bogfoor 29 jun
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    • Machine gun theory is the best cause they can’t possibly live when they’re heart, lungs and kidneys are splattered across the walls behind them
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    • What if you just obliterate em with explosives
      HOT_owo 27 jun
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    • Don't forget the Claymore Corollary
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    • Center mass of what’s available.
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    • There can be no terr0rism if there is no terr0rist
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    • They can't live if there's nothing left to live
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    • Accuracy by volume
      Demon280 30 jun
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    • There's a new theory too. It's two to the pelvis and one to the chest.
      TheCheat 30 jun
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    • I know someone who survived the rifleman theory only because they started falling so the bullet grazed their head and was presumed dead.
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    • Center mass. always. chances are you'll hit something important enough to do the job. on top of that, the cries of a dying man really fucks up enemy moral.
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    • 4th option- nuke 'em from or it just to be safe
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    • Aka LMG theory
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    • Doesnt sniper use gravity to hit center mass? Or something like that
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    • Left out the 50
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    • There are a lot of gun related memes in this feature set. I'm liking it
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    • 4 EAT DAKKA WAAAAAAGH
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    • What pistol should I get for my first gun on a budget? I have experience sho0ting throughout my life but haven't bought my own yet and plan to soon
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    • Wow, people who think they know shit have a lot to say about this apparently
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    • Thats not true snipers aim for the chest and body so they have a 99.9% chance of hitting the target
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    • It depends on the sitiuation. Home defense and small arms, rifleman. Marksmen rifles, sniper theory but in the chest. Furries, machine gun theory
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    • Granted, it's not all true, it still is funny. Yes, snipers don't go for head shots, as they don't need to. Single shot, center mass, that .50 will handle the rest.
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    • Ah yes the machine gun theory because ammo is fucking heavy
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    • It’s the Fun fact of the day!! We make you look smart in front of your buddies it’s the fun fact of the day!!!
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    • What about artillery theory?
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    • What about artillery tho?
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    • And then theres the fuze theory, which is: fuck everything in that room. Especially the hostages.
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    • Accuracy through volume.
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    • Sniper theory is wrong. The best shot placement is in the mid section near the lungs or heart.
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    • Ahh, nothing makes me more happy than a well executed Mozambique Drill.
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    • Snipers aim just like hunters aim tho...
      Bright 29 jun
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    • Sniper rifles have very big bullets. No reason to aim for something as small as a head when you can aim center mass and blow through their best and body.
      OldSonGun 29 jun
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    • Just shh00d them in the b@lls
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    • Every generation from millennials and younger (speaking in a feminine voice): Oh my Goddd! You believe in having one of those long metal thingys that shots out deadly projectiles at a fast speed.
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    • Can’t be alive if you have more holes than Swiss cheese
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    • I just aim for center mass and flick my mouse up slightly usually get headshots most of the tine
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    • We used "fire for effect" primarily for indirect fire, such as mortars and artillery. Once you are sure you're on target, that order is issued to barrage the coordinates repeatedly, usually for several volleys. Never heard it used with small arms - though there IS a technique for indirect fire.
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    • This is for video games, real snipers don't go for headshots as they are more difficult, more easily dodged, less predictable, and not as fatal as fatal would have you believe (only like 40% of your skull has brain inside).
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    • Two in the chest, the crotch gets the rest
      420q 2 jul
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    • Machine Gun Theory is just pink mist theory with extra steps
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    • All of the above
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    • Well they can’t move if they’re pumped full of lead, duh.
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    • I mean, both snipers and rifleman will aim center mass, not for the head, but overall not wrong.
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