facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him"
we
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him" we
Pm 4) aros
Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley
SHOENICE
AltoonaAltara
25 sep 2020
Pm 4) aros Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley SHOENICE
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
riacker:! Know your address
Me who's known it since I was 4:
aR
Don't ever use the word
"smart" with me
kittle kittle
17 nov 2020
riacker:! Know your address Me who's known it since I was 4: aR Don't ever use the word "smart" with me
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
sh
Do
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
Meanwhile at the sleepover, the beatbox competition is getting very competitive!
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta