• i just received a 2 hour voice message from my boyfriend
AM - Aug 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
naysha @artsysushiroll -
Replying to @artsysushiroll guys guys i listened to it and his dumbass forgot to end the voice message after saying goodnight and just slept
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    • So what he only got two and a half hours of sleep and woke up to his phone recording.
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    • He loves you so much that he trusts you to protect him while he's sleeping.
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    • I want what they have
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    • 1hour 30mins in, you can hear a big fart
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    • 2:41 rounds up to three hours
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    • So like did he just wake up 2 hours later and send it
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    • That’s the type of voicemails I want from a boyfriend
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    • He used it to record the skinwalkers screaming outside his window at night
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    • My gf just won’t get off social media. Everything I do she feels so need to fucking post
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    • Took you a while to catch on to that, nigga
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    • Relationship, huh
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    • That's honestly kinda cute
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    • Isn’t it timed? Like it just ends automatically after a certain amount of time
      ShyFox96 8 aug
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    • Me and my girl just call each other and fall asleep on the phone every night
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    • If it was a gf it would be a whole lecture about “what are we? And make sure your answer is dramatic.” Lol
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    • I receive numerous death threats each time I post. Keep em up boys
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    • Hopefully you guys were connected to the internet otherwise that data usage is gonna suck big time
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    • Me and my girl fall asleep on the phone as often as we can, it’s nice waking up to each other, if only remotely
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    • My ex and I used to fall asleep on the phone together. The phone call automatically ended at the 4 hour mark
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    • Me explaining how much I hate the Jews
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    • I feel like she put him on blast with the first post
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    • And tf? You don't want him ill take him
      MDAWG00 8 aug
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    • Doesn’t it stop recording when you let go of the button?
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    • It was really only 5 seconds long the rest is him sleeping
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    • Thats me when i explain how Transformers and Bionicle are of the same species of alien
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    • "W"
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    • #relatable
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    • This definitely happened
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    • content not available more
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    • Ive done that while recording someting and it was so long that it took an entire hour to fully delete
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    • And your dumbass really thought he loves you enough to send a message that long
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    • Yo stop sharing your whole life on media. That's so shallow
      josh_ch 8 aug
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    • That’s adorable but funny
      Zach2004 8 aug
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    • Hehehe
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    • What kind of magical voicemail does she have
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    • You cant even leave a VM that long
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    • He didn't forget he knew what he was doing. Power plays baby
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    • This cant happen because that's too much data for your mailbox
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    • no. no it isnt. then he would have had to send it
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    • Lol why would someone post that
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    • Lol
      Striker15 14 aug
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    • The real story is that if u stop talking during a voice recording it stop recording and asks if u want to send it 😂
      Mr6D9 14 aug
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    • No one asked
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    • Wow
      SKOFLAMEZ 14 aug
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    • That's a sign that, she loves you eternally! Wish I can get a gf who will love me eternally! 😭😭😭
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    • But he left a message saying goodnight. Don't confuse stupidity and love.
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    • “goodnight” *jacking off noises*
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    • Awe man, I got so hyped up ready to read the drama. People be too wholesome these days.
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    • Oh
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    • What’s it like not being in a toxic relationship... sounds nice
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    • Why is that worthy of sharing or even worthy of a feature, it’s really not that amusing or share worthy... nobody cares that your bf we don’t know forgot to hang up and slept.
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    • We are simple creatures
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    • I bet she responded with K
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    • D E L E T E H I M
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    • Legos
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    • Goodnight girl, see ya tomorrw *crashes*
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    • See you just f****** sat there for two hours listening to him sleep
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    • Imagine updating social media with your life like this
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    • Awww
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    • I talked with my gf for like 2 hours on the phone but we were friends before so we ended up just talking about stupid shit like we weren’t even dating. Kinda funny
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    • high quality content
      blud 11 aug
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    • 2 hours and 40 minutes = 2 hours apparently
      Pacc 11 aug
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    • How many fart?
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    • Sounds about right
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    • Funny
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    • Imagine masterbaiting and u watching porn and ur girl thinks i cheatin
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    • My ex and I used FaceTime each other until we fell asleep usually she fell asleep first. Once I pretended to fall asleep first and she whispered “I love you” thinking I didn’t hear her. The second she fell asleep I said “I love you too”. Never had anything like that again.
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    • Just breaking the 666 comments haha
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    • Now your dumb asss knows how he feels when you fall asleep on the phone with him. Stfu and respect the gesture you ungrateful bitch
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    • Better than “goodnight” *rustle rustle* “hey baby, wanna have fun” so BE HAPPY
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    • Had some prick do a phone call with his baby mama while I was at airborne school. Stupid fucking baby kept crying and shit at 0200 so I went and hung his phone up for him
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    • Cute.
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    • He must be a silent nutter cause no guy sleeps without nutting before
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    • Sounds right
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    • How much you wanna bet women responded to the tweet saying how she needs to leave him and how he’s crazy etc
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    • this tweet was on my birthday
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    • You know she listened to the whole thing to see if he was cheating
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    • fucking adorable
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    • I’d probably do that
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    • Yea...? Why did you feel the need to share that
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    • Literally me
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    • Aw
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    • So they sent it in the morning or what?
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    • For 2 hours only?? Damn he depressed like me
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    • Did that with a girl i know a few days ago we both passed out and our phones were on call for 3 hours after we fell asleep they eventually lost connection
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    • Dumbass you listen to the entire message
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    • I would cherish this.
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    • Man sent her a whole podcast
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    • That’s a lost closer to 3 hours then it is to two
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