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    • There are many layers to this. I approve
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    • Sephros 24 apr
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    • FOR THOSE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND “mine fewer” sounds like “mein witcher” which means “my leader” in German. YOU’RE WELCOME
      ItsRed 24 apr
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    • Few days ago in my group chat with my friends one of them said it was 4/20, another one said it was loser’s birthday, and I cunningly replied, “It’s führer twenty” and none of them said a word. My pinnacle of comedic ingeniosity has gone unrecognized once again.
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    • Why i got the past 1000 features back?
      razr21 29 apr
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    • "Mein witcher" means my leader in german for confused ones. Ya get it now ?
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    • Just here sitting in public on IFunny when a porn scene randomly pops up on my screen while using said app 50/10 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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    • Ok so right now I’m taking a massive shit and it’s hurting my stomach and I’m typing as I push. I can see the veins in my hand popping right now. I stopped pushing now I’m pushing. No luck and my stomach still hurts. I’ll update you in a 3 minutes.
      _N_S_A_ 24 apr
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    • I especially like the idea that Grammar Nazi is just a guy who goes around Germany correcting grammar for a living
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    • This post is like an onion
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    • Did I funny glitch? I have like 1000 new features and they’re all old.
      Thrism 29 apr
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    • I’m confused
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    • Elite humor
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    • Good joke
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    • “Mine fewer is actually a subtle nod to “mein führer” a common title people would call Adolf loser by”
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    • Mine fewer is mein witcher, my leader
      cutek 26 apr
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    • The ultimate jokes of dads and English teachers
      Drewfasa 26 apr
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    • Minecraft more like MeinKampf
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    • Yeah then loser fucking gassed him because he corrected him
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    • I mean, it’s proper grammar even in it’s current form. It just means “perform less mining” instead of “mine fewer ores”
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    • What really gets me on this is that both mine less and mine fewer are correct depending on the context of the word mine, and what it refers to and if the phrase is in response to the ore itself or the action of mining
      Crow3157 24 apr
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    • So disappointed i was hyped for the minecraft joke
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    • CuteFluff 24 apr
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    • This was two consecutive sucker punches to the gut, and being surprised by both
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    • Wow. Well orchestrated meme
      redhedraz 24 apr
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    • Axiss 29 apr
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    • Is anyone else getting the thing saying 700 features
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    • I've seen this so many times already
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    • The best part of this is that they would all have to be speaking in English because it doesn’t work in German.
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    • For those of you who dont know, Mein Feuher (or however it's spelt) is how the Nazis addressed loser
      Serific 28 apr
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    • This is advanced
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    • Only people who imagined this with a German accent got it
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    • that’s actually genius
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    • I can’t say this isn’t funny
      nigel28 24 apr
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    • This is a really good joke. I like this.
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    • I started coughing because my throat is fucked up rn, then got the joke and started laughing while coughing and thought I was gonna die
      TubaMatt 24 apr
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    • I get it
      Aldof 24 apr
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    • A lady came into the store one day asking for a German method of coal extraction. Mein shaft she got!
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    • Mine less is correct grammar. This meme is dumb
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    • Mine less is grammatically correct because mine isn’t a quantifier. It would need fewer for grammar if it were worded like the following “so, mine fewer ores” fewer goes with things you can count (ores, gallons, items, etc.) notice how all of the quantifiées are plural (to mine is correct)
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    • Except they were speaking German and so the joke doesnt make sense
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    • Did anyone else picture like a bunch of nazis playing minecraft or is it just me
      JamesBakk 24 apr
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    • The witcher the better.
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    • I don't know why but I have never laughed more at a joke about Nazis that didn't have to do with killing jews
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    • Mein witcher?
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    • I speak german and this i one of the best things i have ever found
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    • Main witcher
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    • I still don’t get it
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    • The word „Führer“ and „fewer“ don’t sound the same... at all
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    • I keep reading it with a German accent
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    • Mein witcher
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    • Aushwitz, here we go again
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    • mein witcher I have dont the task! loser: what?? mein witcher I have gas the Jews! loser: NO!! I said PASS THE JUICE!!
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    • Adolf loser walks into a room full of his nazi officers and asks, “Vat is ze veather today?” All his officers stand up and shout “Hail, loser”
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    • What is that supposed to mean
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    • I showed this to my German teacher and she laughed really hard
      Tamale_31 24 apr
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    • This sounds like a Monty python sketch
      Kyroe217 24 apr
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    • His grammar is correct if he's talking about the action of mining.
      Cirrus 24 apr
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    • Both could be grammatically correct. "Mine less" as in "spend less time mining," or "mine fewer" as in "dont mine ad many useless ores"
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    • But they.. spoke German
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    • Well, if he meant mine less frequently, he was technically correct. In short, loser did nothing wrong.
      GSR205SM 24 apr
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    • loser did not order to gas the Jews. He asked for a glass of juice. The Nazis now focus on Grammar
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    • DrNUT 24 apr
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    • Oh fuck that got me laughin
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    • Bambo03 24 apr
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    • Mine less would also be correct, saying you need to take less time to mine.
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    • The word fewer is used when you can actually reasonably count the items while less is used when it isn't reasonable to do so. Counting singular ores isn't very logical therefore "mine less" seems the correct response.
      Opeth 24 apr
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    • for those confused, it’s supposed to sound like “Mein witcher” which is what the Nazis called loser which is why he responded to it like it was his name
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    • Well in all actuality he was using the word mine as a verb so saying mine less is grammatically correct
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    • Person below me supports T-Series
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    • Mein Führer.
      Hellsverg 24 apr
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    • This...this right fucking here.
      jamez1 30 apr
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    • i don’t understand mine fewer?
      Indi_mane 29 apr
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    • mein feuer
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    • losers killer is my hero
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    • That was a long way to go for a grammar joke. It’s good though.
      Scootch 28 apr
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    • I was prepared for a Minecraft joke
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    • For those of you who don’t know, neither do I
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    • Very good meme
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    • "Emojination" yeah go fuck yourself that was cringy as fuck
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    • "My leader!"
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    • This should not be as funny as it is
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    • i laughed more than i shouldve
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    • That's a 1 2 punch right there
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