• I’ve found the key
to making everyone
mad in Sea of
Thieves
Please come to my sloop. It will
befine.
By Cass Marshall un .Imw ,", gnu) 119,0 pm
Sea of Thieves introduced a
speaking horn in
The Hungering Deep that allows players to
project their voice across
the ocean
and
communicate with other ships. At first I used
the horn for its intended purpose, offering
alliances or
laying down the terms of a
bargain.
This absolutely pales to liftng the speaking
horn to my lips, pressing my mouth close to my
microphone, and shouting “H-HEWWO?
MISTEW GAWWEON?”
It’s super effective
Nobody likes this! In 100 percent of the cases I
hewwo at another ship, two things immediately
happen.
1. The other ship lowers their sails and barrels
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    • “On multiple occasions, [the crew has] voted me into the brig, knocked holes in the bottom of the ship, and left me to drown in a cage. On other occasions, they drink grog outside my cage, then vomit over me while shouting, “This is what you get!””
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    • This is like the videogame equivalent of walking into a group and saying "Hello, everypony!". It activates peoples fight or flight responses
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    • But what if they Hewwo back?
      Zamasu_ 11 jun
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    • “I will never stop my bullshit and i will only grow more powerful.”
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    • Polygon is the best games journalism site and this is why
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    • This is the only article that understands internet culture tbh
      Mrabos 11 jun
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    • I love sea of thieves but it’s so fucking hard to play by myself but I don’t have anyone to play with
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    • Wait holy shit pirate game? That looks fun as fuck what’s it for, how much is it and what do you do?
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    • That's actually one of Aesop's fables
      Gelre 12 jun
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    • Sea of thieves is kinda underrated. They recently had an update that added lots of more things. I reccomend the game
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    • Sea of Thieves is a really fun game.
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    • Instant "fight or flight" trigger right there
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    • Nah just camp N13 for Tall Tales. People get so mad
      urban_19 11 jun
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    • I know how to get mad in Sea of Thieves! Step 1. Buy Sea of Thieves. (There is no step 2)
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    • If some soyboy incel says shit like that, they deserve to get attacked.
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    • Sea of thieves is highly underrated now. I can't stop playing since all the new updates
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    • If I ever hear that ima just gonna go "H-Hewwo Dewe othew Gawweon. OwO"
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    • My friend and i got pulled over by a galleon asking for a fishing license yesterday so we just sank our sloop and left
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    • Sea of thieves is fucking gold if you make other players angry enough
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    • One time in Sea of thieves, my friends and I started a pirate alliance called "the communist party of North Carolina" and recruited other crews by blasting the USSR anthem at them as we chased them, robbed them and sank them
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    • By Making them play sea of theories
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    • I just got taxed by a bunch of midwesterners pretending to be british in sea of thieves
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    • Whenever I join someone’s game who says they are streaming or is just an absolute right. You know the kind. Controlling. Annoying and bossy. Thinks they own the game like they are tough shit. I just go to the crows nest and continually drop their explosive barrels until they stop me
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    • "I will never stop my bullshit and I will only grow more powerful." Is such a Chad thing to say.
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    • If you do this I hope your wife miscarries your children.
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    • I liked it just because I found someone else on this app who plays sea of thieves
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    • uwu
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    • Not gonna lie, I do the same fucking thing and they just ignore me or tell me to fuck off. So great. OWO
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    • They are so eloquently spoken
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    • “I will never stop my bullshit and I will only grow more powerful” I think I’m in love
      Riastradh 11 jun
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    • My friend was playing sea of thieves a few days ago with a friend of hers. When she came to the party she was like fuck that guy and fuck this game. Then uninstalled
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    • Honestly now that the devs have given the game some actual content the game is just so underrated
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    • I know if someone did this to me while I was just trying to get some chests I’d sink their ass in 30 seconds. A truly effective method
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    • I wish sea of thieves was on ps4 or geforce now
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    • I played for 10 minutes and a group of players was just camping the noob area so nobody could complete the quests. They thought they were the funniest people in the world.
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    • I only know that parable from naruto
      TVLOGoS 11 jun
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    • I don't like the fact that he says gawweon, cause its to close to my name, garion, and that freaks me out
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    • A SoT feature?! Wwhhhaaattt?!
      ThePikle 11 jun
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    • This > anything else
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    • I use it to blast "drunken sailor". Nobody ever attacks me when I do
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    • Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the destruction of western civilization
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    • Sea Of Thieves is boring as hell without friends. With friends it’s the ultimate adventure.
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    • What is Gaweon?
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    • That parable hurts my soul
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    • Now I need to play Sea of Thieves with my incredibly gassy friend whose farts can always be heard over the mic. We will strike fear into the hearts of everyone with the ass horn.
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    • I set my mic next to my computer speaker and blast ussr music through the thing...
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    • I’m fucken stupid for reading what little I did. God that’s a shit post
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    • Read the second paragraph in Dwight schrute’svoice
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    • Glad that I see an SoT feature, the game sure has changed, not the same as launch
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    • I thought this game was bad? Thats what the youtube recommended said lmao
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    • I remember playing this for the first 5 months after release. Shittiest pirate game I had played. Hopefully it’s better now
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    • Shit I actually wanna get sea of thieves now
      Numskullz 12 jun
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    • Oh is sea of thieves good now?
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    • Is sea of thieves good to play solo?
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    • What a godly article. I just came back from reading the rest of it
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    • I saw the article and there’s a video of her doing it. The Hewwo isn’t the annoying part, it’s her annoying ass fucking voice. I wanted to rip out my ears before she even did the hewwo
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    • Hewwo? Mister Cyanide?
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    • This game still has people playing?
      Yotum 12 jun
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    • This is amazing except for when they said "big mood"
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    • What the fucking hell
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    • I will only exclusively hewwo at people in games from now on
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    • Your gay if you hewo at anyone
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    • the only good gamer journalist god bless
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    • The first Polygon article in years to actually be enjoyable
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    • Well looks like I’m redownloading sea of thieves
      Rexorz 11 jun
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    • Anybody need a crewmate? Been playing solo cuz my friends are busy and I'd like some new ones.
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    • Nah man me and my friends like to play towel heads and grab barrels on gun powder and ram another ship thats anchored somewhere and leap on all pf us carrying gun powder barrels and the enemies first instinct is to shoot so we all die and both ships sink amd lose everything 😂😂😂
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    • This is gay as fuck not even slightly funny yall a bunch of gay ass niggas
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    • Hewwo
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    • I’d like yo see videos of this
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    • I wish PS4 had that game. I have a PC but it’s a potato
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    • Probably the worst decision I’ve made in my life is paying full price for sea of thieves
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    • Now this is journalism
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    • It’s actually a fable by Aesop. Have the fable in my Aesop book.
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    • Or, now hear me out, tumblr.
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    • Cringe
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    • Does anyone actually still play sea of thieves?
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    • Who the fuck actually says "big mood"
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    • Ah true journalism
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    • Aux cord and the boku no pico opening pass by another ship if they ask act like you have no idea what it is xD
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    • That whole story fell apart around the end, kinda like sea of thieves. Makes sense
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    • Sea of Thieves is such an underrated game. Too bad it doesnt get much attention...
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