• f you die a virgin ya
end a 200,000 year
streak of people
getting laid
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    • I honestly don't even know how to meet someone anymore. All my classes are going to be virtual this semester, and my hobby is like 99.9% dudes.
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    • Shit
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    • Guess who has two thumbs and is ending a bloodline!
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    • Well you would only be angering your grandparents and parents because there is still plenty of blood shared unless they all only had one child
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    • Man, imagine how many streaks have been broken by by suicidal gen zs
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    • unless you have competent siblings
      PvPqnda 4 aug
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    • This is at least 50% of the people on this app
      Approxy 4 aug
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    • Unless you have a sibling...
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    • Any of y'all got any actual advice for meeting people? I'm going into highschool this year and wanna meet new people, even if we do just become friends. I think it'll be nice. Or if you have highschool advice in general, please tell me lol.
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    • Ight guys I start college in the fall. Most of my friends in high school I’ve known most of my life but I’m going to a different city. Any advice on how to make friends? I’m like low key really scared man.
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    • To everyone asking "How do I make friends, now starting High School/college. It's actually quite easy - just remember that most people will be in the same position, in a new place with new people. Just have a little courage, be nice, and talk to anyone you see, especially folks who are alone. EZPZ
      McHat 4 aug
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    • Still a virgin gang
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    • Me to my ancestors
      BLewy56 4 aug
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    • My ancestors:
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    • My ancestors are sooooo gonna beat the shit out of me when I die.
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    • It's one of the only things keeping me from offing myself so I hope it's worth it
      asaylr 4 aug
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    • If I manage to get laid but not have kids ... I have done something my ancestors wished for
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    • At the rate this planet is going, I'm pretty sure I am going to die a virgin.
      Lampcap 5 aug
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    • It’s actually a several billion year streak of lifeforms reproducing that you failed to continue
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    • Racism towards whites is still racism
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    • Should’ve made the “me” korra since she literally broke the avatar cycle
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    • That is assuming that you are an only child
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    • That is if you’re an only child
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    • Not if my siblings get laid
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    • Alright boys, I need help. I really like this one girl who a work with at my job. We've gotten along pretty well and I've made her laugh, a good number of time. But I'm REALLY shy, and afraid I'll mess things up or look like a idiot by saying I like her. PLEASE HELP
      DRHAWK 4 aug
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    • Well tough fucking tits ancestors everything has to end eventually and by God will I be ending it.
      Kevin457 4 aug
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    • What if I get aborted. Like blame that hoe for spawn kiIIing me, I didn’t even get a chance to clap cheeks.
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    • It aint my fault im ugly
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    • “nobody dies a virgin... life fxccs is all” -cobain
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    • But if you have siblings
      MLGtbone 5 aug
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    • Only if you’re a only child.
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    • All life on earth shares a single ancestor. So you are breaking a 3.8 billion year chain of reproduction
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    • I'm always anxious of never achieving to have a family of my own, but then I remember that I have a shit ton of brothers and sister so not all is lost.
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    • Rip sterile people
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    • My hand would disagree
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    • Issac newton chose to be immortalized in history rather than get some puss.
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    • So what happened before those 200,000 years...?
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    • Let’s forget about cousins and other relatives then who share the same grandparents dna as you then...
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    • You're not dead yet tho
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    • WELL maybe my ancestors masturbated into a cup!
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    • Its time for the Jedi to end
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    • I've got four siblings, they can have the crotch goblins, I'll be doing fun shit with my husband like traveling
      EdgeRuko 4 aug
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    • Yeah because relatives aren’t a thing
      jk10296 5 aug
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    • Since our monkey ancestors, the majority of males born never reproduced. We come from a long line of “tough male who is too big to survive with other males take a ton of females and yeet a everyone else” this trend then cried over to disease, poverty, famine, war, mental illness and much more.
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    • A lot of people die during their childhood as virgins whether it be accidents cancers diseases
      4637 4 aug
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    • Heh, i lucky out with siblings.
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    • Well you more so end a streak of having children.
      Guiltyyy 4 aug
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    • They gave me the ugly
      Nosyt 4 aug
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    • Not to be a smart ass but humans have only been around for 100,000 years so they would ruin 100 thousand years of people getting laid
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    • Yeah I'm ending my bloodline
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    • More like a 500million year streak. To our earliest animal ancestors
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    • When you’re trying to get laid during the events of 2020.
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    • I have 4 brothers and 2 sisters at least 1 can keep my families bloodline going. Right?
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    • It’s like losing a Snapchat streak
      CHARKING 4 aug
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    • My brother is gay so I'm deadass the last of my immediate family name
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    • Hey it had to end somewhere
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    • If you dont have a son to carry your name your last name is lost too if your an only child even if you had daughters
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    • *6000 Let's not go crazy. Words will do just fine.
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    • Unless you have a sibling... or cousin... or second cousin... you see the point here right?
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    • Alot of people looking for advice to meet people. I never have a problem meeting new people since I'm super extroverted and work on campus... But tbh. I have no idea guys. It's rough right now. I barely keep in contact with my good friends let alone make new ones...
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    • Katara
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    • (1/2) I'm a senior (in high school) and haven't been in a serious relationship yet. A few girls here and there, but it never lasts longer than half a year. Same thing every time: I like her, she likes me, but my parents are very old-fashioned (literal boomers)
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    • You’ll be saving yourself from returning
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    • In a world where Ifunny features aren't reddit and avatar
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    • Off topic but since apparently Korra resets the avatar cycle a new show about a new avatar that had worst possible youth and them not being able to clearly see korra in avatar state leading to an isolated and downright bad person as the avatar in a world that doesn’t need them anymore
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    • Hol up what about aborted babies
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    • How would you know. Maybe my great great grandpa just nutted in a cup and there it went. Never had sex but the family line continued. Just a scenario, lmk some more outrageous ones.
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    • I have an identical twin brother, I think I’m okay.
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    • Yeah I’m horny but not horny enough to have sex with a girl 🤢
      Valflame 4 aug
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    • Not if I donate my cum
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    • I got myself fixed. No kids for me.
      Jca2790 4 aug
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    • 21 and going strong boys
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    • It’s kind of weird to think that with every generation it has gotten harder and less welcomed to have a child. Now it looks like the world population is almost at a point where it will stagnate
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    • Not quite. Your family is constantly branching out so it's doubtful that any one person is the last in their bloodline.
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    • Guys I’ve fucked my entire life up. I’ve distanced myself from those I love more than ever because I don’t feel like I’m good enough. I lost my job and all I do with my free time is wonder if things went better. I need help, what do I do? What do I do to boost my self esteem and confidence? How do I
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    • Wait.. so what about olive oil? It's Extra Virgin.
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    • 19 and never had a relationship let’s goooo (I realize there are probably older people like me on this app)
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    • Oh Well.
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    • 500k, actually
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    • Whether or not I am a virgin doesn’t change the fact that I was born sterile.
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    • Only ancestors who'd be angry are your parents and maybe grandparents if you're an only child
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    • Are there even virgins anymore? You have to really not try at all to be a virgin til your death
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    • You can have sex and not have kids though
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    • I mean if your bloodline ends with you somehow then it wasn’t even a strong bloodline to begin with plus there’s a reason why they call it a family tree and not a family line
      Steeyo 4 aug
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    • Not a virgin, but just want to be loved
      m_beck 4 aug
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    • it's the ancestors fault you're ugly.
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    • That's kinda an achievement too ain't it? Being the one to end it? Maybe not...
      Greyish 4 aug
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    • Not everyone should reproduce, change my mind
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    • do it out of spite
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    • What did u expect? After we establish laws natural selection becomes less effective. That’s why weak and ugly peoples reproduce and eventually each generation has more weaklings, so it really isn’t surprising our ancestors can get laid and u can’t.
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    • My brother had a kid, I’m fine with just being an aunt.
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    • That's why it's called the human race I guess we all in this race with no winners and you can only lose by death... and maybe erectile dysfunction.
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    • Not with adoption as a factor
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    • You see, I’m more afraid of not getting married and having kids
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    • Honestly, this pandemic is going to lower birth rates significantly than it already is.
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    • Dude it’s not that hard to find a girl who will have sex with you. She may not be as hot as you want. But if yah wanna get laid it’s really easy
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    • In my family I am the last one with the last name Beck so I kinda need to....
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